Cheesy Love Songs needed

[Guest]

I'm looking for really cheesy songs to put on a joke "mix CD" for a girl that I have a running gag with. This is based on a funny story about an ex-boyfriend giving her a pile of mix CD's. It's a funny story and I want to give her a laugh. the idea is the anticipation of skipping to each next track will result in a cackle from hearing each new and funny, weird, or obscure psuedo-serious proffessed love song.

Anything specifically about redheads, rollerderby or rollerskating, single moms would be good. Beyond that, I'm looking for ultimate cheese, or really obscure stuff.

The list so far includes things like:
"I eat Cannibals"- Total Coelo
"Afternoon Delight" - Starland vocal Band
"Love child" - Diana ross
"Baby Mama" - Fantasia
"Skateaway" - Dire Straights
"Time of my life - Dirty Dancing
"Blue Dress" - Depeche Mode
"Open Arms" - Journey

The occasional cheesy but kind of cool song that you may actually like would be a good break. Think something that would make the listener say "awwww" after several tracks of side splitting laughter - like the Beatles "And I love her".

Use your imagination and help out on my project. I can probably fit 20 songs on a Cd, and no reason I can't do two CD's.

[Guest]

BTW, random is OK. The key thing is that, as you listen to a mix CD someone has given you, you're always curious to see what the next song is going to be. Any song that for any reason would make someone crack up as each song finishes and goes tot he next one is good.

[andre459]

I just had a look through my Ipod, I don't have much soppy love stuff but here are a few suggestions :

The Cure - Friday I'm In Love
The Cure - Six Different Ways
Depeche Mode  - Somebody
Eurythmics - Miracle of Love  
Jeff Buckley - Lover, You Should Have Come Over
Jeff Buckley - Everybody Here Wants You
INXS - Never Tear Us Apart
Nick Cave - Into My Arms
Pet Shop Boys - Heart
Prince - I Wanna Be Your Lover

[stogie bear]

Cheese...

Reunited - Peaches & Herb!
Grandad - Clive Dunn
I'd love you to want me - Lobo
I'm not in love - 10CC
Love will keep us together - Captain & Tennille
How 'bout us - Champaign
All by myself - Eric Carmen
Gaye - Clifford T Ward
Last Christmas - Wham
Seasons in the sun - Terry Jacks
I just called to say... - Stevie Wonder

Oh my God there's loads of 'em!

[olekunde]

all u need is to download the torrent "monster ballads" ..... lots of material for you there ...

[Guest]

Good sugestions so far!

Peaches and Herb! Captian and Tenille!

Those made me remember "Solid! (as a rock)" By Ashford and Simpson.
I've also added:

"The Bad Touch" - Bloodhound Gang
(you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel)
"Lets stay together" - Al Green
"Loving, touchin, Squeezin" - Journey

I may throw in "One Night in Bangkok". I'm trying to remember really random and weird shit like that and "Cannibals". I thought the rap song "Similac Child" would be pretty funny, but I can't find the damn thing.

Oh BTW, some of the songs I really do love, like the Al Green, Beatles, Simon & Garfunkles "Cecilia", "My cherie Amour", "Bay I need your loving" - The four Tops etc.
Suggestions of really super good classic like that are also appreciated.

[stogie bear]

If you leave me now - Chicago (One of my all time fave songs.)

[ramboz]

Who loves you Pretty Baby - Frankie Valle & The Four Seasons. First heard it over the pacific on a PanAm 747 from Singapore to LAX 1977. Great song, brings back lots of memories like a lot of them always do. Funny how a song can take you back in time to a special place and time.

DANNO

[vangough05]

"I love you, I honestly love you"

sung by Aussie, Olivia Newton John and written by that famous Aussie Peter "I go to Rio " Allen.

[PigDogg]

Mix Tape

There's a song called Mix Tape that might be appropriate. You can give it a listen it's track number 8.

By the way tracks 3 and 6 are great IMO.

[mirimark]

Ohhhhhhhh,  she stompped and she swore and she farted on the FLoor.
 The gas from her ass blew the cat out the door.
Ohhhhhhh,  the Moon shown bright on the nipple of her tit, and she brushed her tooth with canary shit.    

[SPIRIT CRUSHER]

Anything bon jovi, if thats not cheesy enough i don't know what is.

[ramboz]

OK OK Jimmy Buffet Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw

DANNO

[dummy_plug]

Not sure if this was posted, but what about the Night At the Roxbury song, "What is Love?". I'm not sure if thats the exact title, but I'm fairly certain. That just oozes cheesey.

[post-op lover]

I was going to say Jimmy Buffet too.

All the rest of that stuff - never heard of it.