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Ok, true. I drink only light beer but I've never been ladyboy hunting, so false? Ok, true, if I'm going, I'm not drinking. I would not get drunk before ladyboy hunting as I would not want to not be able to get it up. Give me the Humboldt . BOING!
TPBM:
Was caught masturbating by their grandmother to a National Geographic.
(as for me, it was my grandpa, grandma would have died right there, and it was a porno mag I found in my uncle's room. Damn, I was 12)
False. A National Geographic? What, are you guys into polar bears and giraffes? That's some twisted shit...
TPBM has been under the influence of some type of narcotic that impaired their judgement and made them do nasty things with a ladyboy. Again, if true, please explain.
I'm a rough-ridin', hootin' and hollerin', ladyboy lovin' cowboy! Bang bang yer dead!!!
Why would I need a narcotic to do nasty things to a LB ?, I can do that sober.
Now if you reverse the question, I once took a LB to the full moon party who over indulged in Alcahol and E and then proceeded to throw up on my leg.
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TPBM has managed to start a cat fight in a bar by being a butterfly-man.
Done and done. I'd write about it in my trip report, but I've gotten so lazy. Anyways, I was a bit miffed at Jane one night and proceeded to make flirty eyes with the beautiful Som. I went to go take a leak and Som followed me where I pushed her up against the lockers (this is of course after I've put my johnny away) and made her give me a few passionate kisses before releasing her. Anyways, Jane (who was dancing at the time) saw me and Som go to the locker portion of the back area and sent her friend Yo to check on us. Needless to say Yo saw this, reported back to Jane, who got visibly upset. I guess catfight isn't the right word as no blows were exhanged, but it did cause quite the stir! Anyways it was a bad idea because I got the short end of the stick later when I had to spend an hour telling Jane I was just fooling around and that I'm not a butterfly man.
TPBM has been caught watching ladyboy videos on his laptop/DVD player/iPod on an airplane!
I'm a rough-ridin', hootin' and hollerin', ladyboy lovin' cowboy! Bang bang yer dead!!!
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