Tourist LB Surprises!

[Guest]

thats pretty funny. but i certainly dont think they deserved to be beaten unless they tried to fight first.

you cant hate on someone just because they arnt into or well informed about ladyboys.

[kliome]

I had this exact experience but with the opposite results.

I was in Pattaya and a friend who was living in Malaysia came over to meet me for a few days. He wasn't into the LB scene at all and was actually grossed out by it, so I didn't tell him it was my thing and kept quiet. I saw it as a few days to explore the girl bars.

Anyway, we were out one night, we had taken advantage of the cheap 30bht tequilas in Living Dolls2 and were staggering down walking street. I convinced my mate to come to Jenny Starr, tellling him it was an LB bar but it would be a laugh just to experience it (playing innocent). So we chated toa few LBs, I exchanged a few numbers when he wasn't looking, and I was happy so we moved on.

Ended up going down soi Happy and into Happy a-go-go. Having been to Jenny Starr I had my heart set on a LB and was struggling to find a girl that could satisfy my hunger. SO I was set on sorting out my frined, sending him on his way and then going for the LB. We staggered out of Happy a-go-go and a tall girl about 3 bars down grabbed me, and her firned then proceeded to grab my friend (you know the manouver).

My mate seemed to be getting on with this girl and I was happy that it may be game on sooner rather than later. He paid her barfine but wanted to stay at the bar and carry on drinking. I carried on chatting with my girl, playing thse stupid dull games (connect-4, jackpot and all that crap), and the girl I was with started getting really frisky and kept offering to take me into the toilets for a preview of what we might be doing later... I was starting to get into her but still, I wanted an LB too badly. 4 taquilas later and I was in a baht bus with her, my mate and his find... I was a bit gutted, having to close my eyes and sigh everytime we passed an LB..

SO I get to teh room with her and suddenly this girl, called May, starts getting shy with me and I can't work it out. I see this as an opportinty to say, this isn;t working out, let her go and call up one of the numbers I got from JSB.. So I confront her and in a very nervous voice she tells me she isn't a real girl... a silence fills the room... I ask in a mock naieve voice 'so does this mean you have a dick?'.. 'Sorry' she replies and hangs her head, expecting to be sent out of the room.. To quote Billy Wilder 'nobodies perfect'...
I'm suddenly overwhelmed, I feel like the luckiest man in Pattaya and also a bit of a twat for not realising before. I'd spent all night looking around the ther bars and down walking street looking for LBs. Looking at her for the first properly for the first time in my room it was obvious. To be fair she was incredbily convincing and quite a find for me. I was thinking back to earlier tha night and I remember her being extremely playful and at one point bending me over the bar stool and pretending to bang me... Was I the only one not to realise... What happened to my LBdar??

After this I said I was messing with her and new she was a LB all the time (still feeling like a complete twat) and we had an amazing night.

Had an awkward moment waiting for my mate the next day wondering if he was as clueless as I was or knew what was going on and was about to unleash a homophoic rant on me. Literally the first words he said were, 'how was last night? You girl was stunning, did you get her number?'. I was so tempted to say something or even set him up with her, I think it may have even opened up his eyes a little.

BTW The LB in question is called May, and a definite recommend. Can't remember the name of the bar, but its down soi happy a-go-go of walking street. Head towards Happy a-go-go and it's about half way down. She's tall, dark skin, very nice figure, extremely horny, kinky and playful, and versatile.

[BAM]

(kliome @ Oct. 08 2006,22:37) I ask in a mock naieve voice 'so does this mean you have a dick?'.. 'Sorry' she replies and hangs her head, expecting to be sent out of the room..

Yeah I've picked up girls that I knew were ladyboys but they were hiding the fact until later. When they would let me know I would tell them "I know... and I love your cock!" that only makes things better since they are suddenly so happy you're cool with them and their cock. I bet you had a good time with her because of that... it only makes things better!

[post-op lover]

(Lance.R.Brand @ Oct. 02 2006,18:52) My postie LB surprise!

Fantastic!!!

Any more pics?

[Guest]

(shaggedout @ Oct. 05 2006,13:55)

(rxpharm @ Sep. 30 2006,03:15) ............. upon two drunken young Saudis, both named Mohamad, aged 24 and 25.

Does this mean that the primitive fuckers will be burning effigies of ladyboys on the streets of Pakistan and Indonesia because of yet another percieved insult to their fucking religion?      

i fuck the queen of england   .do you like it you   ?

[andre459]

I'm Australian it doesn't worry me, but what's the vandetta against shaggedout for?

[Guest]

(costassg @ Jan. 16 2007,10:31) i fuck the queen of england   .do you like it you   ?

I am sure you fucked all the queens in England given your taste.

[Guest]

(Lance.R.Brand @ Oct. 02 2006,21:52)

(Lance.R.Brand @ Sep. 30 2006,05:35) The opposite thing happened to me earlier this month.

Went to King3 in Patpong and took a little darling that I've admired a few times called Joy.

She's appeared on a couple of other sites and once s recently as August and it was a video showing all her wonderful charms.

We negotiated the price and took a ST room.

She started to ask strange questions like if I wanted to fuck her ass or pussy.

It seems that she'd had the operation 2 months ago and was now cock-less.

What a disappointment!

Still fucked her though.

First time (knowingly) with a posie.

Could be annoyed with her as she is very sweet.

Can post some picks later if anyone is interested.

My postie LB surprise!

She is REALLY cute!!!

Also, Lance R. Brand...who is the girl in the icon you're using? She's BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Chu Chu

[Guest]

(andre459 @ Jan. 16 2007,02:52)   I'm Australian it doesn't worry me, but what's the vandetta against shaggedout for?

ask the millionare?

[Guest]

(ozzie @ Jan. 16 2007,02:56)

(costassg @ Jan. 16 2007,10:31) i fuck the queen of england   .do you like it you   ?

I am sure you fucked all the queens in England given your taste.    

i will fuck you too if you go for it

[Guest]

(costassg @ Jan. 16 2007,22:31) i will fuck you too if you go for it

Sorry I prefer smaller tits

[Guest]

(ozzie @ Jan. 16 2007,15:43)

(costassg @ Jan. 16 2007,22:31) i will fuck you too if you go for it

Sorry I prefer smaller tits    

So if i fix that i can fuck your arse?

[shaggedout]

(ozzie @ Jan. 16 2007,21:43)

(costassg @ Jan. 16 2007,22:31) i will fuck you too if you go for it

Sorry I prefer smaller tits    

Brilliant reply !!!

[Guest]

(shaggedout @ Jan. 16 2007,20:53)

(ozzie @ Jan. 16 2007,21:43)

(costassg @ Jan. 16 2007,22:31) i will fuck you too if you go for it

Sorry I prefer smaller tits    

Brilliant reply !!!    

for you i can make an exception and fuck your thai wife.

[shaggedout]

(costassg @ Jan. 17 2007,06:16)

(shaggedout @ Jan. 16 2007,20:53)

(ozzie @ Jan. 16 2007,21:43)

(costassg @ Jan. 16 2007,22:31) i will fuck you too if you go for it

Sorry I prefer smaller tits    

Brilliant reply !!!    

for you i can make an exception and fuck your thai wife.

Costassg,

May I suggest that you continue to bombard me with insults in private messages as you have been doing for a couple of days and refrain from using other peoples' threads to display your anger and ignorance.

Insult me all you like, I am not as thin-skinned as you and enjoy the banter but when you insult a defenceless female member of a man's family, you have overstepped the mark and demonstrate what sort of "man" you are