Muslims angry again!

[stogie bear]

Muslim groups spoke out in anger yesterday after reports surfaced that they were all a miserable shower of funless cunts.

Muhamed Jethro Mahootoo (leader of the "Muslims like to have a good laugh" group, based in his parents basement) condemned the reports and angrily announced that he was always in a great mood. He stamped his feet with happiness and pounded his fists on the table with glee to emphasise his point!

When a journalist asked him about his frown he said his 'happy face' was on upside down and immediately announced a Jihad (holy war) against people who ask awkward questions.

Muslims have also called for the banning of a 50 year old pop song because it has the words "Ramadam-a-ding-dong" in it, citing reasons that the holy holiday had been deliberately ridiculed and that the prophet Mohamed couldn't dance to it.

In another story... a muslim was seen smiling in Abu Grabu Outer fucking Mogodishu Moo-dabbi land, but it was later thought he suffered from a nervous twitch.

The Guinness book of world records has placed an entry in their newest release... apparently muslims went 17 hours without complaining about something. It seems that going a whole fucking day still seems like a long way off.

A representative of "Muslims interpreting the Koran to suit their terrorist needs" said "A lot of us were sick that day. In future we intend to 'whine like fucking low life whores' even more in the future to make up for that relapse.

Meanwhile these cunts are infesting the UK and sponging off the government in just about every way you can think of and they continue to break the law and raise their kids as suicide bombers...

I'm fucking glad I don't live there!

[andre459]

One of my employees is muslim. For the rest of the year he will gamble, drink and has three kids from three different mothers. But during ramadan he's a good muslim and  fasts (won't even drink water). It's not really made for the Aussie climate where we can get 30+ days even in October, I'm surprised there's not more Muslims that collapse from heat stroke. Maybe their just lazy during ramadan.

and immediately announced a Jihad (holy war) against people who ask awkward questions.

It's never personal it's always an attack against the whole religion. It's like the Pakistani ball tampering in the cricket it wasn't because they are a bunch of cheating fucking cunts but a slight against their people and country.

[Mai-Kee]

(stogie bear @ Oct. 10 2006,05:34) Muslims have also called for the banning of a 50 year old pop song because it has the words "Ramadam-a-ding-dong" in it, citing reasons that the holy holiday had been deliberately ridiculed and that the prophet Mohamed couldn't dance to it.

...... LOL

[Tomcat]

I agree with Stogie, 100%.

The problem isnt just the UK but also Holland, France, Germany, Denmark, Italy.......

Its a good job that you dont have to listen to the Politicians like Ken Livingstone and George Galloway amongst many others bending over backwards to appease them.

It is one big nightmare.....

[Snick]

Islam is the religion of love and understanding

and if you don't love and understand us, we will blow you up !!!

[Randyman]

(Snick @ Oct. 10 2006,07:37) Islam is the religion of love and understanding

and if you don't love and understand us, we will blow you up !!!

I just picked up 4 new mohommad bobblehead dolls, to show my support for the religion of pieces

   randyman
order yours now at; http://www.madison.com/post/blogs/mi...matters/101125

[Guest]

Simple Solution

[allstar88]

have you seen the two faced c**nts in pattaya?the twats would f**ck  a warm loaf! this week in the uk the muslim woman are complaining  because a british mp asked them to remove thier masks when he spoke to them            

[shaggedout]

Don't get me started on the fucking muslims!

Over 18 years ago, I predicted that World War III would be started by the muslims (surely the North Koreans must be muslims as well )

I am fed up to the fucking back teeth with the phrase "war on Islam". I ask you ........ what do New York, London, Madrid, Istanbul, Tanzania, Kenya, Amman, Moscow, Beslan, Bali, Southern Thailand and the Southern Philippines all have in common? Answer ........ victims of the peace-loving, tolerant, backward, rampant fuckwits who infest this planet in the name of Islam.

I have worked amongst the primitive fuckers for most of my life and am very street-wise but it still did not stop them blowing up my house with me in it in May 2003.

They really need to get some perspective into their dismal existence; instead of demonstrating over perceived insults to their religion, why are they not taking to the streets to protest muslims slaughtering muslims in Iraq or the murder of innocents in the places mentioned above. They are a bunch of pitiful, hypoctical wankers whose only contribution to modern-day society is the fucking shawarma (arabic sandwich)

OK ..................... ranting finished ......... where's the fucking Tylenol?

[Mai-Kee]

(elguapo747fe @ Oct. 10 2006,18:13) Simple Solution

Excellent idea!!!
.... and Malaysia, Indonesia, Saudi-Arabia (get the Sauds out first - they're golf buddies from the boss), The Emirates, whole N-Africa, Lebanon (but you really should make sure that you leave out tiny little Israel - quite some challenge during all that nuking!), Syria, Iran, Irak (get our boys out first!), Afghanistan (also here get our boys out first!), bloody Pakistan, 1/3 of India....
.... ooops.... shit we nuked all the oil ressources as well... damn it!!!


MK

[stogie bear]

Well, it's good to know I'm not on my own on this one!

[Tomcat]

The shit is gonner hit the fan soon. The Muslim council want to to build the biggest Mosque in Europe on the London Olympic site which will dwarf the whole scene.
When the cameras pan in for the games you will think that you are in Mecca.

Its backed by 1 Billion of Saudi money and the idea is to segragate the muslims from non muslims in a Holy Village.

Sad but true. If the govt give this planning consent im 100% packing my bags, i have really had enough. What are the odds on planning going ahead... well Ken L is backing it so i suppose thats it... the end is nigh...

[donnnnnny]

If there complaing (islamics)  hate where they are why dont they fuck of back to  there sharia law countrys and rot.I tell ye now  when they are strong enough in the west we will be at war, no doubt about it. france 17% muslim   holland  around same germany 10% uk  plenty   australia has 300, 000 of them in a population of 20 mill and o  course the  vast majoruty of them are law abiding people  until when?  when they have over a million then they will strike.
the end is  neigh i tell  ya. or death to the fucking wowsers of the  world like ken livingstone and his vegitarian  bicycle riding wowser mates.
fuck,it on second thughts lets  rise up and throw the cunts out. start with all the holy men and then there  followers.then there followers followers.
the more you bend over for them the more they want
enough is enough

[donnnnnny]

oh ya try taking a bible into saudi arabia.

[katoeylover]

It does seem that a lot of the worlds problems these days are being caused by a few of theses fanatacial muslims, and also other right wing religous nutters.

This has been a facet of history for hundreds of years starting with the crusades, so i can't see any quick solution on the horizon.

What i would like to see is more integration within the countries they choose to live in and if they cant do that then fuck off back to where they came from.

Secondly, any one convicted of terrorist offences should be deported immediately with all memebers of their families. Maybe this would teach some of them to keep a closer eye on whta their kids are up to.