poetic description....

[Guest]

warning: this is a retarded post! an absolute waste of time!

just for the break of serioussness i propose a thread to describe the ultimate LB experience or description of an LB but in 10 words or less only...

a moronic haiku. test your creativity and perversion.

the winner gets a prize....

i'll start....

**runway model
presses panty meat against
my salivating tongue.

or (and this one is an acronym for l.a.d.y.b.o.y.)
**lovely androgenous dame
yanks
balls of yum

i told you this was stupid. yet erotic.

one more...

through lace panties
he that is she
dribbles cum

[stogie bear]

i told you this was stupid. yet erotic.

Wel... You're half right!

[Guest]

candied yam of a ham
in the panties
but better in my hand

[stogie bear]

Ladyboy
Bring me joy
Pickpocket the boy
On the Soi!

Is that what you had in mind?

[PigDogg]

(jonkeyes @ Nov. 08 2006,00:29) through lace panties
he that is she
dribbles cum

Good stuff!!!

[Groundhog]

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
That's not a cunt
It's full of poo

[stogie bear]

That's more than ten words!

[Randyman]

grease crack and tallywhack
and give the girl some bone

randyman

[qwerty]

mouth-stretching
fleshy cum-gun
hung between
my unsunned bum

[stogie bear]

Ladyboy on the burning deck
Cum pouring down her neck!

[Groundhog]

(stogie bear @ Nov. 10 2006,10:59) That's more than ten words!

It's not a Haiku either ... I just wasn't listening in class when the instructions were handed out

[stogie bear]

Oh, Oh,
Tranny tranny,
You don't have
A fucking fanny!

I'm getting the hang of this now!

[thaibound]

word games
can't kill my need
to experience nana's parade.

[thaibound]

annie's ass
calls me back.
once fallen,
i fall
forever.

[kahuna]

(jonkeyes @ Nov. 07 2006,23:29) the winner gets a prize....

Geeze I love contests...What's the prize?