Suck my own dick!

[Guest]

Hey anyone can give me some idea. I wanted to suck my own dick but I have tried bending down and laying flat on the bed. It just not working. My dick is 6.5 inches long when erected and no problem here. Please reply if you manage to have some valuable tips.

Cumming hard.

[Guest]

I have been reading these tips but I can't manage to do it. Pls help.

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml

[smuttleydfs]

Are you freaking SERIOUS!!!!!

This is too fucking funny

[mirimark]

Who the Fuck just Deleted my Post ?

[mirimark]

I just gave ;

zazaza and explaination, posted it, I re-read it, and now it has been deleted.
WHO THE FUCK DID IT, and WHY ?

[Guest]

I am not sure who deleted your post. Try ask the administrator of this website. My cock is hard now and I am going to whack. I am watching shmales dvds and I am fingering my own ass. But sucking my own dick is my ultimate challenge because I wanted to come on my own mouth and taste my own sperm. I am sure it is fun and I might hook on it.

Seeya.

[SamplerDoc]

(zazaza @ Nov. 26 2006,11:46) Hey anyone can give me some idea. I wanted to suck my own dick but I have tried bending down and laying flat on the bed. It just not working. My dick is 6.5 inches long when erected and no problem here. Please reply if you manage to have some valuable tips.

Cumming hard.

If I Could Suck My Own.........I would Never Leave My House    

[SamplerDoc]

Btw...Wrong Board Too

[mirimark]

(SamplerDoc @ Nov. 26 2006,12:46) Btw...Wrong Board Too

10 - 4   !

 Thought the Fucker was asking a serious question there for a minute or two.

 But I guess dude it just Yabba'ed out and wants to Shoot the world with his Love Potion.


zazaza,   Like I said in the Post that was deleted.

Sucking your own cock is not what it is cracked up to be.
    I'm   a  Little  over  10"  Long.   Sucking my own cock wasn't  as  Hot as I though it would be.
  Now,  Bitting the hell out of it,  not that was pretty hot.

But there is nothing better than pouring HOT WAX on my Hard Cock and SLamming it shut in a Car Door,  
 Now thats Hot !

Seriously  zazaza,  your not missing anything by not being able to suck your own cock.  


zazaza,  You want PLeasure you horny Fuck ?
Streach that RING _ HOLE    until you Think your going to Freggi'n Break in Half,   Now,  Thats PLeasure Biaaatch.

[smuttleydfs]

Dude has been stroking it for a couple of hours now someone tell him how to suck before he explodes

[mirimark]

Nice to see my above Post wasn't FLipp'n Deleted. Wonder what the Hell happened ? I'm still a Little pissed off about it.


zazaza, sucking your own cock is " NOT " the answer to your Ultimate Climax

Stick that Big Hard Cock of yours and Lay it in the Door Jam, and when your ready to CUM, SLam the Fucking Door as hard as you can on your Cock.

You'll drop to the ground, freggi'n CRYING in Pain while you squirt all over yourself.

[Guest]

I am not going to slam a door onto my dick, thats suicide. I am not to snuff stuffs. I am into fetish like smelling used sanitary pad, used pantyhose, worn panties. I get them from laundry rooms or sanitary pad basket in female toilets. I keep some of them for my pleasure collection. If I know the owner of the sanitary pad, I would wear them and talk to them like normal. It gives me a Volcano HARD ON !

[mirimark]

Jesus H. Freggi'n Christ boy !
Have you thought about getting professional help ?

Can anyone say;
GLOCK .45 auto. ?

[mirimark]

Whats grosser than gross ?
When you kiss your Grandmother Goodbye and she SLips you the Tongue.


GOOD NIGHT COCKSUCKERS !

Gotta finish my Last Beer and Hit the Hay.

[Guest]

Thats gross. Thanks for posting your oppinions. However I just cum 3 times just now while watching shemale videos. Got to think of a way to suck my own dick. Sure to be fun.