A little something to share

[smuttleydfs]

Came across this and thought I'd share


I the Penis (not the writer of this email), hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I don't get paid overtime.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Signed, Penis



LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT



Dear Penis:



After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have

raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.

You do not always fol low the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting

other locations.

You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated

in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing

the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the

assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and

exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags








 

[TTChang]

Brilliant!

[TTChang]

This P has a relative, working for me, sometimes very lazy.

Asked me about early retirement in his 50's.  I told him that with all the pension challenges these days, he would probably need to work vigorously until he's 75 at least............  And I knew an HR company called Pfizer that I could call on to give him support, if he ever felt he couldnt keep it up