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  • katoeylover
    Legendary Member
    • Jul 2004
    • 5821

    #1

    You Know You're in 2007 when:

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own drive way and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

    12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
    seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!

  • kahuna
    TRUSTED MEMBERS
    • Dec 2005
    • 5436

    #2
    Very Funny and Very True KL...
    "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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    • daveduke007
      Legendary Member
      • Jan 2005
      • 7737

      #3
      Have you been Wine tasting again KL   or just missing    

      And whats with the "cell" phone, your a    

      You will be calling "pavements" sidewalks next
      Your got yer Mother in a whirl
      Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl

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      • allstar88
        Veteran Member
        • May 2005
        • 2919

        #4
        you write 06 for the year

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          #5
          Ain't it the truth.

          In just the last few days my life has been affected by these:

          # 2:  I tried playing FREE CELL with cards and got a headache.  I play it all the time on my cell phone.

          # 5:  I suddenly realized that I am very lonely.  Most of my Army pals did not have e-mail addresses when we retired.  The few that I have maintained contact are related in some way (EX:  My wife's cousin's husband who use to be in PSYOPS when I was in Group).

          # 8:  My cell phone stopped working mid-day yesterday.  I felt like I was in the middle of a jungle and couldn't call out.

          # 9:  I go on line as soon as I get home.  The only thing that precludes being on line first is petting the dogs and smooching the wife (if she happens to open the door).

          # 12 & # 13:  Definitely doing both.

          # 14 & # 15:  Guilty as charged.

          I love the list -- sure describes life in the United States of the Oppressed.

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          • seanbeag7
            Veteran Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 2965

            #6
            i think 2008 can be just lkie this,
            i love t-girls

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            • Monkey
              VIP Member
              • Oct 2007
              • 1358

              #7
              I think seanbeag is in 2007 and busy digging up threads and bringing them back with him.

              Did you go down the pub for lunch mate?

              I've made kathylc  

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              • seanbeag7
                Veteran Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 2965

                #8
                How did you guesss
                i love t-girls

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                • jimslim
                  Legendary Member
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 5193

                  #9

                  Some fucking lunchbreak
                  Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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                  • seamus
                    Veteran Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 2973

                    #10
                    Lucky fecker
                    Be lucky,have fun & stay young !

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                    • Monkey
                      VIP Member
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 1358

                      #11
                      oh ffs, they're all crawling out the woodwork now...













                      I've made kathylc  

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                      • seanbeag7
                        Veteran Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 2965

                        #12
                        I think its time to play the "timewarp" song from the "rocky horror picture show"
                        i love t-girls

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                        • bigmick22
                          Legendary Member
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 5034

                          #13
                          hello from the woodwork Monkey  


                          Give up mate - you're surrounded by Irish
                          No honey, no money!!

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