Song for those missing theirs LB's

[Guest]

Listen to Billy Joel song ," She's always a woman" (to me) for those missing their favourite ladies.

Quite an apt song when you listen to the lyrics closely.

Enjoy

[katoeylover]

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe
And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS
Oh-she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh-and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she'll promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me

CHORUS

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
But she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me

[katoeylover]

Definitely a good choice, mr Morant.

[daveduke007]

LOLA---The Kinks

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

[dhz]

Jayne (before Wayne) County and the Electric Chairs -
Man enough to be a woman

I got a transexual feeling,
It's hard to be true to the one that's really you.
I got a scandalous feeling,
It's hard to be true when they point and stare at you.
Conditioned to portraying the mask of masculinity.
Another blend of different shading.
I am what I am I don't give a damn.

Chorus: I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know are you man enough to be a...woman?

Footprints on my window,
There's a man in my room he's riding a broom.
He took all my money.
The jerk made me hurt he looked like a baboon.
X-Y, X-X-Y gender identity, I got the power to be it.
But there's a voice in my head that will not be dead.

Chorus: I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know Are you man enough to be a...woman?
Tell me Tell me, tell me.

I wanna know (x14).
Are you man enough to be a...woman?
Tell me.

[dhz]

Jayne County - Wall City Girl ("Things Your Mother Never Told You" version)

Berlin girl I've found, don't get pushed around.
If there's any pushing she does the pushing - you bet.
Waiting for her tonight, a different boy each night.
She knows them better than they know themselves.
She don't want to have the change, force her body to rearrange.
All her parts from male to female - oh oh.

They don't have any evidence on him,yet.
They don't have any ? no alibi.
They're keeping tabs on him.
He blew his cover weeks ago.
I told him ?
He really screwed up.
I don't really blame her for kicking him out on the street.
Yeah, when they found the body she was lying face down in a pool of blood.
With a fingernail file in her throat.
That relationship was over before it even begun.
Those two together definitely ?
Her father was a General, yeah big guy in the military.
They found a note next to the body, it was kind of weird.
Nobody really understands it.
"Punishment by his compromising smile.
Depressing you to love him by degrading you to a lower level between anger and guilt".

She's a creature of display.
Men just take her soul away.
But she needs men to trap?
Pretty boys and men remembering where they've been.
When they leave their wives at home and run to her.
Her love is bought and sold.
Her boyfriends do what they're told.
Nah, she don't take orders from men like you.
Angels are genderless, messengers of the heavenly kiss.
Charlotte angel prepare for war.

[dhz]

Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl? ("Private Oyster" version)
Okay, this next song was originally done by the Barbarians and it's dedicated to the fantabulous Dave Clark Five.

You be walking down the street and you be looking fine in your high heel sneakers with your wig hat on your head.
You be looking fine in your white lipstick and your Cleopatra eye make-up.
You be looking fine in your hip hugger trousers and your beatle boots.
Then all of a sudden these rednecks come a driving by.
Creeping up slowly behind you in their run down truck.
And just before they pull the trigger they roll down the window and they scream at you...
Hey! Are you a boy or are you a girl?
Ha ha ha.

Yeah, huh, woah, well alright, here I come, woah, ooh.

Jayne County - Are you a boy or are you a girl?

In your bleached blonde hair you look like a girl.
Well you may be a boy but hey you's look like a girl.
You're always wearing skintight pants.
You put the boys and girls in some kind of trance.
In your skintight pants you look like a girl.
Well you may be a boy but hey you look like a girl - yeah.
I've seen you walking down the street in your hip hugger trousers and your psychedelic tie.
You got your hair teased up like Dusty Springfield.
You got all your fingernails painted bright red.
Are you Ringo?

Are you a boy tell me or are you a girl?
In your bleached blonde hair you sure do look just like a g-h-girl a g-h-girl.
You may be a boy but hey you look like a girl.
Here we go.
Hey, you look like a girl .
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
You may be a boy but hey you's look like a girl.
Yes you do .
Like a , just like a girl.

[Guest]

GOOD STUFF guys keep it coming eh !!!!!!!!

[dhz]

Lou Reed / Velvet Underground - Walk on the wild side

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
She said, Hey honey
Take a walk on the wild side
Take a walk on the wild side do something crazy
honey an endearment

Candy came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go
doo do doo do doo do do doo


Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City's the place where they said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey Joe
Take a walk on the wild side

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo
You should've seen 'em go go go
They said, Hey sugar
Take a walk on the wild side
I Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
All right, huh



Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
Said, Hey babe,
Take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey honey,
Take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls say,
doo do doo do doo do do doo

[dhz]

Kinks -  Out Of The Wardrobe

Has anybody here seen a chick called Dick
He looks real burly but he's really hip
He's six feet tall and his arms are all brown and hairy

He married Betty Lou back in '65 when you had to be butch to survive
But lately he's been looking at his wife with mixed emotions
You see, he's not a common place closet queen
He shouldn't be hidden, he should be seen
'Cos when he puts on that dress he looks like a princess

Well, the day he came out of the wardrobe
Betty Lou got quite a surprise
She didn't know whether she should get angry or not bat an eye
She really couldn't call up her mama
Mama would positively die
Should she go or stay, or should she try to get a trial separation

You see, he's not a faggot as you might suppose
He just feels restricted in conventional clothes
'Cos when he puts on that dress he feels like a princess

He's not a dandy, he's only living out a fantasy
He's not a pansy, he's only being what he wants to be
Now his life is rearranged and he's grateful for the change
He's out of the wardrobe and now he's got no regrets

Betty Lou didn't know what to do at first
But she's learning to cope at last
She got the best of both worlds
And she's really in a state of elation
She says it helped their relationship
She says a change is as good as a rest
And their friends are finally coming 'round to their way of thinking
She wears the trousers and smokes a pipe
And he washes up
She helps him wipe
'Cos when he puts on that dress he looks like a princess

He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling alright
He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling satisfied
Now it's farewell to the past
The secret's out at last
He's out of the wardrobe and now he's got no regrets

[Guest]

TO CHOMPOO

By Aerosmith

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right

(That, that)
(That, that)

Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, do me

(Guitar solo)

Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow

(That, that)
(That, that)

[dhz]

Suzanne Vega- As Girls Go


You make a really good girl
As girls go
Still kind of look like a guy
I never thought to wonder why

If I could pull this off
Would I know for certain
The real situation
Behind the curtain

So beautiful
Damsel in distress
Not exactly natural
Stunning none the less

What happened to you?
To make you more girl than girls are
Would you ever show or tell
Cause youre so good so far

You make a really good girl
As girls go
As girls go
As girls go
As girls go
As girls go

Lets chronicle
The dark side of a life
Did you ever keep the date
With the steel side of the knife

Doesnt matter to me
Which side of the line
You happen to be
At any given time

You make a really good girl
As girls go
You make a really good girl
As girls go
As girls go
As girls go
As girls go

[koykaeng]

Antony and the Johnsons - For Today I Am A Boy

One day I€™ll grow up, I€™ll be a beautiful woman
One day I€™ll grow up, I€™ll be a beautiful girl
One day I€™ll grow up, I€™ll be a beautiful woman
One day I€™ll grow up, I€™ll be a beautiful girl

But for today I am a child, for today I am a boy
For today I am a child, for today I am a boy
For today I am a child, for today I am a boy

One day I€™ll grow up, I€™ll feel the power in me
One day I€™ll grow up, of this I€™m sure
One day I€™ll grow up, I know a womb within me
One day I€™ll grow up, feel it full and pure

But for today I am a child, for today I am a boy
For today I am a child, for today I am a boy
For today I am a child, for today I am a boy

For today I am a child, for today I am a boy
For today I am a child, for today I am a boy
For today I am a child, for today I am a boy
For today I am a child, for today I am a boy

[koykaeng]

Tone-Loc - Funkey Cold Medina

I went up to this girl
she said "Hi, my name Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it"
and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
with it
so I took her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
but when she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheena was a man
so I threw him out
I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

you know,
ain't no plans with a man,
this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies,

break it down,

[dhz]

Talking heads - Now I'm Your Mom


He is a boy
You are a girl
And you will always stay that way
But there are people
In this world
Who'd like to change what nature made

And if you take that decision
Then they will make that incision - down below

The birds and the bees
Are singin' for me
And this is the song I heard them singin'
Goin' tweedle dee dee
Tweedle dee dee
But I never heard a word they're tellin' me

Oh little girl
Please understand
And listen to the words I say
I was your dad
Now I'm your mom
I hope you'll comprehend someday

I didn't mean to confuse you
And now I know that it's hard to understand

The birds and the bees
Are singin' for me
But I never heard a word they're sayin'
Goin' tweedle dee dee
Tweedle dee dee
Freedom of choice is what they're bringin'

And when Columbus sailed
Upon that mighty sea
Well, we are just like him
Yes, we are pioneers

Into the great unknown
The wild uncharted lands
There ain't no turning back
Ain't gonna be no chains on me

Who would ever believe
Caterpillars like me
Turning into a butterfly
Well, I was suddenly free

The birds and the bees
Are singin' for me
And this is the song I heard them singin'
Tweedle dee dee
Tweedle dee dee
Freedom of choice is what they're bringin'

You know I'm man enough
Ain't gonna run and hide
My love is mighty tough
My love is mighty wild

I got a pair o' wings
And I'm gonna fly away
Too late to turn back now
Tomorrow came today - for me