What you DON'T think about...

[stogie bear]

Here are a few things that you probably are NOT thinking when you are sitting at Big Dogs enjoying the view...

1 - "A wooden frog that croaks - that's brilliant! I wonder how much they are..."

2 - "I wish I'd brought a sweater!"

3 - "God I'm bored. Think I'll nip round the corner and get measured up for a suit, three silk shirts and a free tie!"

4 - "I wish those Christians would speak up. I can't hear a word."

5 - "I really miss home. I wonder what the weather's like back there."

6 - "Damn it... there's never anyone selling an oversized Zippo lighter when you need one."

7 - "I wonder if I left the iron on..."

8 - "Red roses... fantastic. Now, if only I can get her attention!"

9 - "Sure - put a shine on these canvass sandals. I've been to the toilet so I won't need them for 20 minutes."

10 - "I think I'll try a real girl for a change. They're usually a great shag!"

11 - "One hint of rain and I'm off home."


Got any more things that you probably are NOT thinking when you are perched on your seat at Big Dogs?

Let's hear them...  

[katoeylover]

Where's Ozzie and Kahuna?

[gizmo]

I wonder if I have a chance with her??

[katoeylover]

"she's cute. Am i really gay?"

[thaimeup]

Does flying on an airplane really cause global warming ?
Should I upgrade to Vista-Pro or Vista-Extreme ?
Is Dummy Plug coming back ?
What does Gordon Brown have on Tony Blair ?
What (who) is Paris Hilton Doing ?

[Guest]

(thaimeup @ Jun. 04 2007,01:03) Does flying on an airplane really cause global warming ?
Should I upgrade to Vista-Pro or Vista-Extreme ?
Is Dummy Plug coming back ?
What does Gordon Brown have on Tony Blair ?
What (who) is Paris Hilton Doing ?

just install linux

[daveduke007]

Did I put the Alarm on

[kempthorn]

a lot of these girls walking past look like ladyboys. didn't
think they let them in here. wonder what club they work at.

[Snick]

Should I install Linux ?
I wonder why people make posts without reading the topic title, or any of the entries ?

[stogie bear]

Maybe pr90 actually doesn't think about installing Linux on a computer when he's drinking in Big Dogs... It's a funny old world!

[Guest]

- Shit where in the hell would a find a ladyboy
- I wonder if it is possible to find some sunglasses as my the glare is killing my eyes.
- I miss going to church this morning better go to the midnight mass.
- I wonder what movies they will show on my flight home.
- Only one beer then I am off home.

[harley quinn]

What would Mother say if she could see me now?

Early bed for me - I have a temple to visit tomorrow!

According to the Mormon over there, this way lies sin and degredation . I wonder if they pay him for this advertising.

[nigel69]

- at what exact time will the Earth be destoyed by the Sun?
- when will World poverty finally be eradicated?
- how can I afford that 507 b.h.p BMW M5 and make my contribution to the Green Nazis of the Earth?
- how much was that speeding ticket on the way to Chiang Mai ( Australia $165/Thailand $7 to the highway policeman) ?
- why would I want to live here apart from the food,weather,cheap everything( except for imported luxury goods, which I would prefer to buy, if cheaper)sexiest lb's on the planet,etc,etc?
- Why aren't there enough people in the World?
- Why doesn't Jesus and his pals return and free us from our evil ways?
- Why are humans so smart?

[kahuna]

Damn, it does taste like chicken...