Whats Your IQ?

[SamplerDoc]

This has been on my mind for the past few months.
There have been many people posting stupid replies and/or questions either due to a poor IQ or being super lazy,  So lazy they do not even try to read the thread before posting and asking about things already discussed very clearly in that same thread.
Does that bug you guys too?
Some guys are missing out too by not reading old threads or doing searches, they just stick with the new topics. (try searching and looking at old threads, this place is a goldmine of info)
Maybe we need some sort of IQ test prior to posting for the first month
I am sure you all can think of dozens of examples over the past month...thanks for the venting and feel free to share your thoughts

[stogie bear]

We are very fortunate on this forum that we don't have a problem with nuisance posters and loonies with an axe to grind. I'll happily let a few new members get away with asking repetitive questions as a trade off!

Hopefully they will be confined to the 'Questions' forum where we don't have to go!

As this message board is not strictly moderated we'll probably get more lazy people asking questions than an average forum, but that's OK...

I'd rather people felt that they could speak their minds than be gagged by over-moderation, even if they are silly!

I've been on forums where the atmosphere is so stifling and over moderated that it's simply not worth the effort of posting.

Thankfully we aren't like that at all.

[mirimark]

You know,  people have gone way too far in expecting customer service.

 I have Fucking Signs hanging from the ceiling telling Every mother fucker where everything is.

You want screw drivers,  I have a Freggi'n sign for it.
You want compressors,   I have a Freggi'n sign for it.
You want electrical accessories,  I have a sign for it.
You want Plumbing,  I have a sign for it.
etc...etc....etc....etc...

 Do any of these stupid cocksuckers read these signs I have hanging from the ceiling ?   FUCK NO !
People will walk up and down every FLipp'n aisle and when they can't find it, they will ask an employee;  "  Where is your Sockets and Ratchets ?  "

I'll Point to the Ceiling and Tell the Customer,  " You see that sign hanging from the ceiling that says Sockets ? "   So,  not to piss them off too much,  I will walk with them to the socket sets and qualify them into their needs.

 Every Freggi'n day,  All day Long I realize people have no Fucking common sense at all.    Please members of the forum,  when you go shopping,  take the time to
Read the signs hanging from the ceilings and Let the Employees use their time for more IMPORTANT  MATTERS  other than wasting their Freggi'n time on LAZY ASS FUCKS who don't read signs.

[kahuna]

It's kinda one of my peeves, but dosen't piss me off, just makes me laugh...and laughter, like sex,
is always good...

[mirimark]

I once took an IQ test when I was in the U.S. Army. I thought I would do very well since I am well versed in Mathmatics. I have a bachelors degree in Engineering, and an Associates degree in physiology.

I thought my IQ would be well over 100pts. BOY was I FLipp'n WRONG !
Must have been the spelling part of the test that made it Look as though I'm just an average JOE .

[Torurot]

Cognitive dissonance & new members finding their way around go together. It's the old can't see the wood for the trees problem, or if you like, not seeing what is right in front of your nose.

[SamplerDoc]

(mirimark @ Dec. 17 2006,11:41) I once took an IQ test when I was in the U.S. Army.    I thought I would do very well since I am well versed in Mathmatics.   I have a bachelors degree in  Engineering, and an Associates degree in physiology.

 I thought my IQ would be well over 100pts.   BOY was I FLipp'n WRONG !
Must have been the spelling part of the test that made it Look as though I'm just an average JOE .

Now we know your name is Joe
I just want ya to no Joe, That I is a college edumacted people, and is purty  smart two!

[mirimark]

(SamplerDoc @ Dec. 18 2006,02:54) I just want ya to no Joe, That I is a college edumacted people, and is purty  smart two!

Yes, I hear you SamplerDoc. I don't understand it myself, but spelling has always been very difficult for me.

I may have a touch of dixleckshia. Errrr !

Needless to say; My WNW (webster new world dictionary) launches everytime I start my computer.

[thaibound]

maybe it's just me, but the sight of a hot skinny and rigid ladyboy drops my IQ a good 30-40 points, so i guess if i weren't a blooming genius before i logged in, i'd have no fucking chance after a few minutes in the "clubhouse"    
btw...
anybody know where that new "guest bar?" is i been hearing so much about?
i'm pretty sure it's thailand somewhere.

[TTChang]

I thought my IQ would be well over 100pts.   BOY was I FLipp'n WRONG !  Must have been the spelling part of the test that made it Look as though I'm just an average JOE

Funny, Mirimark, I thought I was as thick as hell - but came out high.  Must be cos I filled the answers in blue ink.

The auto readers cant take the red ink, so I'm told    

[mirimark]

(TTChang @ Dec. 18 2006,10:38)  Must be cos I filled the answers in blue ink.

The auto readers cant take the red ink, so I'm told  

Well no fucking wonder,   I did my test with a
Red Cryaola Crayon.

FUCK !    I knew I should have used the BLue Crayon.

[SamplerDoc]

Now there is a thought to ponder
Does ones IQ drop in proportion to hotness of the LB

[Socrates999]

When Thai people do one of their amazingly non-thinking events, we have a word for it..."getting 89'd", that being the published average Thai IQ!

[daveduke007]

I love girls
I love ladyboys
I love Manchester United
I like Beer

Whats IQ does that make me

Dave...

[surropan]

146 here hell yeah.

Does posting this make me sound like a cocky bastard? If you answered yes, you're right.

At least we don't have flamers here like on some other ts forums... guys who go out of their way to register and post "You're all fags" in every thread.