ATS ahead of the game:

[Snick]

6:44 am -- Not asleep, not awake

Limericks are fun

There was a man from Nantucket's Dick is so long he could suck He said that he takes the time to erase his jaw, "If my ears are a vagina, I fuck!"

There was a young person from the Perù, that it has fallen addormentato in its canoes, while dreammed of Venus, it has played with its penis and has waked up covered in goo.

[Road Runner]

There was a young fellow from Kent,
Whose prick was so long that it bent,
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of cumming he went.

RR.

[Snick]

The hoof because of this of it him stabs stores like this long the oneself trouble [kheyn] the young colleague, was from the [thu], he put it from dotted decimal notations, and cumming he went instead of.

( Google needs to fix Korean, lets try Portugese instead )

It had a new friend of Kent, whose prick was thus for much time that bending, to conserve he himself the problem, Pô it in the double, and in time cumming of it was.

(Russian)

There was a young man from Kent, Chey me was so long that it is seeking, to save himself embarrassment He put in twice, and instead went cumming.

[Road Runner]

You do have too much time to waste!

RR.

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[dummy_plug]

Snick should find a girlfriend...

[Snick]

(dummy_plug @ Jun. 12 2007,13:20) Snick should find a girlfriend...

Actually I am trying to get rid of one ?, can I trade you for a new air conditioner ?