Do you worry

[moe666]

You have finally arrived at the Guess bar after months of wanking off to photos of the lovely Jane.

 What crosses you mind as you enter the bar, will I catch a std, will I make a fool of myself, what am I doing here, damn I all most tripped in front of that bus crossing Suk., will my hotel let me bring her back, will my mates see me with a ladyboy, will my mom see me with a ladyboy, will some little brown fucker blow me up, hopefully you guys get it now.
 
 What do you worry about while on holiday in Thailand.

[daveduke007]

I dont worry about a thing,

Im in heaven in    

[Guest]

No worries at all in LOS. You can trip, make a fool of yourself, dribble your beer as you drink and slobber over the beautiful LB's and you will still get laid every night. Just like back home,eh?

[ramboz]

Holy Lady Boy !!! I hope she's not gone on an extended holiday !!

Am I gonna get to the bar early enough to get my Dream Girl

DANNO

[jimslim]

How am I gonna fit all these lovely ladies in ? thats my only worry .... fuck life can be tough sometimes

[SamplerDoc]

Don't Worry Be Happy  
Have a Few  
Have a Few  
Enjoy the Time in LOS before Reality of Home Hits      

[Guest]

I hope she still has her tackle attached.

I wonder if Nana will close at 1 or 2 tonight.

Should I go to Pattaya or Phuket this weekend.

[nigel69]

I would only start to worry if the Islamic insurgency made a big move North and you had to worry about bombs in airports or Bangkok City.
As it is now, it is a paradise, if you take the trouble to get around and LEARN.

[divertwo]

[Groundhog]

Right ...


... well I worry about getting it up ....

... but once I'm in the door of Guess, that doesn't seem to be a worry anymore.

Then I worry whether my LB will have a bigger schlong than me ... but they always do, so it's not worth worrying about ....


So I worry about how much they are going to charge ... but then they say "up to you"


.... and I also worry that I'm too ugly ... but then I get this "you hansom man, want to boom boom"


... shit, now I'm worried that I'm not neurotic enough

[moe666]

Good one groundhog.

[kahuna]

I worry that I might have to grow up someday...

I worry that I might have to go home someday...

I worry that I might die just before I cum...

[harley quinn]

As I know I will make a fool of myself I don't worry about that

but ...

will Guess introduce "no fat bastards rule?" which is my lot

will they run out of beer?

will I run out of money?


Fortunately I reckon the answer to all three is no - unless I get taken on a shopping trip - bitter experience - why do LBs want so many shoes?

[Groundhog]

I worry that I might die just before I cum...

Ouch!

will they run out of beer?

will I run out of money?

... and Ouch!

[donnykey]

"don't worry be happy" not a bad name for a song that