Ladyboy Carbon Footprint

[Guest]

Turn out the lights, her mobile, your mobile, when you fuck.

[Road Runner]

Ladyboy Carbon Footprint, 10 ways to reduce it...

Errr..... that's three

RR.

[Guest]

No. That's no.1. You are to add no.2 !

[69billy]

No more baked beanz....

[rxpharm]

That's it billy you've got the idea!

convince her to give up taxi (or her car), and take only Skytrain, MRT or the bus.

[stogie bear]

Get her to donate her small hand mirror to a new 'green' sun-using energy power station...

Ask her to take the stairs when she leaves!

When you and she are in a restaurant ask her to restrict the amount of food she orders to the amount she actually thinks she can eat!

Paper or plastic? Pay her in cash!

[Snick]

When you fly to Samui or Phuket, make her take the bus and ferry.

[holly200]

Guys,
Just love this forum, a great sense of humour. Can't wait for the rest.




Richard

[rxpharm]

Ask her family to trade off all the water buffalo (produce too much methane!), and switch strictly to grain farming, rice, corn, etc.!

No more sick water buffalo calls!

[Road Runner]

(rxpharm @ May 19 2007,13:40) No more sick water buffalo calls!

   

Only thing is what about the grandmother?  

RR.

[Guest]

I think the eating one is the best.

It's seems to be near universal that LBs order 10 dishes, eat 1/2 of one dish, and say "Im leewo" (I'm full). Like what is it with them? Haven't they figured this out yet?

The water buffalo and grandma dead would kill all excuses to not show up, so that will never happen.

Best carbon footprint idea might be to turn the TV off forever. I've had too many LBs at my place turn the TV on at 4AM, saying 'can't sleep', and stare like mindless bats at anything, no matter what it is.

9 meals dishes / meal, 1 less water buffalo and grandma, no TV, no mobile when visiting a farang = 1 ton of carbon / month. Let's phone up Al Gore.

PS.

[Guest]

(ziggystardust @ May 20 2007,02:43) It's seems to be near universal that LBs order 10 dishes, eat 1/2 of one dish, and say "Im leewo" (I'm full). Like what is it with them? Haven't they figured this out yet?

I bet they would eat more if they didn't think they were on the verge of having buttsex a short while after dinner.

For all you academic types, the gastro-colic reflex is when distention of the stomach causes the colon to dump its contents into the rectum, and distention of the rectum results in the urge for a bowel movement.

Even if they wash out their asses, the colon might still continue to dump its contents into the rectum. Thus a brown dick after a nice dinner out. They are probably aware that this can be minimized by eating less.

A brown dick is not a problem if you stick to pussies.

[stogie bear]

Thus a brown dick after a nice dinner out.

Your test subjects have very high metabolic rates as food never gets round the body system that quickly.

[Socrates999]

That would be from the LAST meal

[stogie bear]

Here are a few more ways that LBs can help the enviroment...

They can switch off the aircon when they think I've passed out. Oh... hang on... they already do that!  

They can switch off the TV if they are watching something they have seen before...

Instead of using blow driers to dry their hair and expensive taxis to get to work they can do a double 'green' whammy and cycle to Nana Plaza, thus drying their hair and saving the earth from the taxi pollutants...

When they feel a lie coming on they could simply say nothing... This could reduce global 'hot air' emissions by around a half!  

...and many many more...