Ladyboy Christmas

[mirimark]

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me,  €œ One ticket to LOS. €œ
On the Second Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, €œ Two bar fine vouchers.€
On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, €œ  Three Beer Changs. €œ
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, €œ Four Ladyboys hanging hard.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me; €œ Five Golden Cock Rings. €œ


Five Golden Cock Rings,
Four Ladyboys hanging hard.
Three Beer Changs.
Two bar fine vouchers and  
Ooooooooone Ticket to LOS.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me;  €œ Six Femboys Dancing. €œ
On the Seventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me; €œ Seven years of ATS membership.€
On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me; €œ Eight ways of Laying. €œ
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me,€œ Nine inches of Ladyboy Cock, and Five Golden Cock Rings.

Nine inches of Ladyboy Cock,
Eight ways of Laying,
Seven years of ATS Membership,
Six Femboys Dancing,
And Fivvvvvvve  Golden Cock Rings,
Four Ladyboys hanging hard,
Three Beer Changs,
Two Bar fine vouchers and
Oooooooooone  Ticket to LOS

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me; €œ Ten Ladyboys Topping Me. €œ
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me; €œ Eleven hours of Long-Long Time. €œ
On the Twelve Day of Christmas my love gave to me; €œ  Twelve days of Ladyboys Laying Me. €œ

Twelve days of Ladyboys Laying Me,
Eleven  hours of Long-Time,
Ten Ladyboys Topping Me,
Nine inches of Ladyboy Cock,
Eight ways of  Laying,
Seven years of ATS Membership,
Six Femboys Dancing,
And Fivvvvvvvve  Golden Cock Rings,
Four Ladyboys hanging hard,
Three Beer Changs,
Two Bar fine vouchers and
Oooooone Ticket to LOS.

[thaibound]

now, everybody sing:

[daveduke007]

Sorry the only Xmas song I know is

12 Cantona's
11 Cantona's
10 Cantona's
9 Cantona's
8 Cantona's
7 Cantona's
6 Cantona's

5 Cantona'ssssssssss

4 Cantona's
3 Cantona's
2 Cantona's

And an Eric CANTONA      

[mirimark]

T€™was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was sturring, not even the Click of my mouse in search of the Ladyboy prowess.

The kids where in bed, mom was giving head, and I settled down for a nice piece of Femboy ass.
I heard a Loud clatter, I sprang to see what was the matter. I saw Ol€™ saint prick come down the Chimney like a bat out of hell, I couldn€™t stop laughing when that fat fucker fell.
He filled the stockings full of pretzels and Beer, and a rubber dick for the family queer.

I heard him say as he rode away in his sleigh, Piss on you all, its been a hell of day.

[mirimark]

Dashing through the snow On a one-horse open sleigh, and Feeling Ladyboy Gay.
Over the fields we go,Filling that Femboy Hole and And Laughing all the way;Bells on bobbing €“tail knobs That  ring, Making drinking  spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride that knob and screaming sex tonight,
A sleighing song tonight.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way!O what fun it is to ride A ladyboys hard knob In a one-horse open sleigh.  A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, And soon Miss Beau Bright Was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank; Misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank, And we, got upsot.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, O what fun it is To ride a Ladyboys hard knob In a one horse open sleigh.

A day or two ago, The story I must tell I went out on the snow And on my back I fell; onto a femboys cock and was riding In a one-horse open sleigh, she laughed as there I sprawling laid, But quickly drove my hole.

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all The way,  O€™ what fun it is to ride a Ladyboys hard knob in a one horse Open sleigh.  

Now the ground is  Cum white, Go at it while Femboys are young and tight. Take the girls tonight And sing this sleighing song; Just get a bobbed-tailed knob bay Two-forty as his speed Hitch him to an open sleigh And crack his balls tonight.

[Guest]

I certainly like the new version of these Xmas songs

[PigDogg]

(mirimark @ Dec. 17 2006,18:26) T€™was the night before Christmas, The kids where in bed,  mom was giving head,  and I settled down for a nice piece of Femboy ass.

[Guest]

I'm dreaming of a LOS Christmas
With LBs laying in a row
Where the femboys wriggle and twist
And you stay rock hard while you are pissed

(booobooobe do - for those old enough to remember Bing Crosby)

I'm dreaming of a LOS Christmas
With Ming and Benz and Mint and Neung
Let some other guys stuff the goose (oooooooooooooh)
I'll be in Bangkok and on loose


I thank you (money in a plain brown envelope my water buffalo is sick)

Cheers

[mirimark]

[Guest]

T€™was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was sturring, not even the Click of my mouse in search of the Ladyboy prowess.

The kids where in bed, mom was giving head, and I settled down for a nice piece of Femboy ass.
I heard a Loud clatter, I sprang to see what was the matter. I saw Ol€™ saint prick come down the Chimney like a bat out of hell, I couldn€™t stop laughing when that fat fucker fell.
He filled the stockings full of pretzels and Beer, and a rubber dick for the family queer.

I heard him say as he rode away in his sleigh, Piss on you all, its been a hell of day.