I'm not the athletic performer I once was... which is a right bastard because I want sex more now than I did when I was a kid!
(Tang's on a bus right now to satiate my desire for sex - so once again I have stocked up on Gatorade and Red Bull...)
Last night I went to all four bars in Nana, saw ALL my favourite girls and even spent a couple of hours on Sukhumvit after chatting up the bnaughty girlyboys wandering by... but I went home alone.
The truth is that I can't go out drinking and have sex. The old man just won't rise to the occasion. Pills don't work and to be honest I just like drinking more than sex every now and then.
How about you? Can you go out on the razz and still raise the mast? Or, like me, does a beer put Peter to sleep?
(Tang's on a bus right now to satiate my desire for sex - so once again I have stocked up on Gatorade and Red Bull...)
Last night I went to all four bars in Nana, saw ALL my favourite girls and even spent a couple of hours on Sukhumvit after chatting up the bnaughty girlyboys wandering by... but I went home alone.
The truth is that I can't go out drinking and have sex. The old man just won't rise to the occasion. Pills don't work and to be honest I just like drinking more than sex every now and then.
How about you? Can you go out on the razz and still raise the mast? Or, like me, does a beer put Peter to sleep?
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