FB whores v's holiday with sister

[Monkey]

(moe666 @ Oct. 14 2007,19:44) You know your sister or should.

yeah, I reckon she'll be fine with it, it's just something I've built up in my head needlessly

I mean, c'mon, how many forum members can honestly put their hand up and say they've never wondered how to explain these things to their family...

Not only am I giving myself the 'Sex Tourist' label but one who shags 'titless cross dressers' at that!

ho hum, such is life...

[katoeylover]

(Dieter @ Oct. 13 2007,21:49) not a weirdo.....

Dieter

Who told you that?

[Dieter]

Please define weirdo...or what ia a weidro in your view???

Dieter

[Monkey]

weird·o (dee'ter)
n. Slang., pl. -oes.

1. A person regarded as being very strange or eccentric.
2. A deranged, potentially dangerous person.
3. Ladyboy Pro....a great investor into ladyboys

[Dieter]

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Dieter

P.S.:So what about a dinner in Los, to indruduce me your sister...

[Monkey]

(Dieter @ Oct. 14 2007,21:16) P.S.:So what about a dinner in Los, to indruduce me your sister...

hmmm, now you got me thinking lol

it kinda feels like I'm pimping her out.....

tell you what, I'll bring her to 'meet some friends...' if you can bring Kwang along and introduce me....

hahahaha


p.s. where you taking us? not for BBQ chicken bums from a handcart I hope!

[allstar88]

you may be suprised she may say she knew you were a bit odd all along?

[Monkey]

odd? me? nah mate, it's all them 'straight' freaks with the 2.4 dogs and a kid in the garden that are odd!

[azza33]

(Monkey @ Oct. 15 2007,06:48) odd? me? nah mate, it's all them 'straight' freaks with the 2.4 dogs and a kid in the garden that are odd!

Dyslexia for cure found???


got the same issue coming up for me....

trip no. 7 to LOS, in 20 days....

three others are tagging along with no idea about my LB desires

What to do.... i cant tell em no way!!!

I figure it'll cramp my style a little with them there....

Christ i hope no LB remembers me....


Can you imagine how awkward it would be if a LB comes up to you with your three naive mates by your side....

Why the hell did i invite em along in the first place...

[stogie bear]

(Monkey @ Oct. 15 2007,05:48) it's all them 'straight' freaks with the 2.4 dogs and a kid in the garden that are odd!

[Stewart]

Christ i hope no LB remembers me....

You are in deeeeeep shit - memories like elephants those lb's

And if you were a bit of a cheap-ish charlie last time, they are going to luuuuuuv saying hi to you and your mates.

And don't think you can just bluff it "who are you, I don't know you, you must have mistaken me for someone else....blah blah"....they will remember dates, your nickname, birthmarks......no way you will bluff your way out in front of your mates.

F**k, I think I'll book a trip to watch this....where will you be? Anyone else want to buy tickets!?

[stogie bear]

Anyone else want to buy tickets!?

I'm in! Nothing like seeing a bloke exposed in front of his mates!

You'll wish you'd told them over dinner!

[Monkey]

(azza33 @ Oct. 15 2007,10:19) Christ i hope no LB remembers me....


Can you imagine how awkward it would be if a LB comes up to you with your three naive mates by your side....

hmmm, three things spring to mind here:

a) if they're that naive they might not realise, unless you went with the 7 foot tall, super-camp-it-up variety

b) you could just ST her before your mates realise what's happening

c) they might even be shitting themselves that they'll be recognised.

[Dieter]

Monkey this what i call a real good deal....

Kwang .....great choise...


Dieter

P.S. Me thinking about a Happy Meal...nope Italian,German or Thai..

[Torurot]

Azza, if you want to enjoy YOUR holiday you gotta tell them on the plane up. NO choice. This will be good!