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This has just been emailed to me and I thought I'd share it - it brings back a few memories for me of my pre LB days.
Have a great weekend whatever and whoever you are doing
SIMPLE DUTIES
1. You make the bed (+1)
2. You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
3. You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
4. You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
5. You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
6. You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
7. You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
8. You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
9. It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
1. You stay by her side the entire party (0)
2. You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
3. Named Rita (-4)
4. Rita is a dancer (-6)
5. Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
1. You forget her birthday (-50000)
2. You take her out to dinner (0)
3. You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
4. Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
5. And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
6. It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your
face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
1. You take her to a movie (+2)
2. You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
3. You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
4. You take her to a movie you like (-2)
5. It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
6. You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
1. You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
2. You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
3. You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian
shirts (-30)
4. You say, 'It doesn't matter, you have one too.' (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
1. She asks, 'Do I look fat?' (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
2. You hesitate in responding (-10)
3. You reply, 'Where?' (-35)
4. Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
1. When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a
concerned expression (0)
2. You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
3. You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
4. She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
5. Now what chance do you have???
Have a great weekend whatever and whoever you are doing
SIMPLE DUTIES
1. You make the bed (+1)
2. You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
3. You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
4. You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
5. You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
6. You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
7. You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
8. You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
9. It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
1. You stay by her side the entire party (0)
2. You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
3. Named Rita (-4)
4. Rita is a dancer (-6)
5. Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
1. You forget her birthday (-50000)
2. You take her out to dinner (0)
3. You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
4. Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
5. And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
6. It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your
face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
1. You take her to a movie (+2)
2. You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
3. You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
4. You take her to a movie you like (-2)
5. It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
6. You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
1. You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
2. You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
3. You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian
shirts (-30)
4. You say, 'It doesn't matter, you have one too.' (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
1. She asks, 'Do I look fat?' (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
2. You hesitate in responding (-10)
3. You reply, 'Where?' (-35)
4. Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
1. When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a
concerned expression (0)
2. You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
3. You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
4. She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
5. Now what chance do you have???
