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  • I hate soccer...

    Fuck me... Scotland win 8 games including beating the best teams in the world (France & Italy) and don't even qualify to play in the Euro cup.

    Just another example of a fucking stupid game played by twats organised by idiots.

    Obviously the IQ of the followers of this brain dead hobby need to get a fucking life...

    England may qualify because Russia lost against Israel? What fucking sense does this make?

    Offside rule because people might score too many goals? Fuck me!

    Australia qualify for the world cup if we bend the fucking rules so muich that they actually can't fail to qualify!!!

    Act injured to get possesion of the ball if you aren't actually skilled enough to get it by playing the game!!!

    Sorry - but this game is for fucking morons.  

  • #2
    Scotland were very very unlucky and hats off to them for their effort , they had even me jumping out of my seat willing them on with some of chances they had.

    As for the England football team, "LUCKY BASTARD'S" relying on other's to get em out of the shit.
    Had it with my punter's in my pub jumping around when Israel scored their second against Russia

    Me, I wanted Russia to win and put England out and thats coming from an Englishman

    Us Man United fan's will NEVER forget the treatment Beckham got when the English media, press and fan's alike "cruxified" him after he was sent off against Argentina in the World Cup

    Come on Croatia on weds night

    Dave007... Man United , England Rugby and Cricket fan
    Your got yer Mother in a whirl
    Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl

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    • #3
      Stogie look at those fucking idiots on horse steroids running into each other in a game the yanks call football. I can remember a few years ago a couple of american footballers came to the uk to play rugby.... They couldn't believe we didn't wear pads and helmets and the same players played for 80 mins non stop.
      as for the sweaty socks.... fucking delighted they are out which is how they would feel if we got knocked out! If England were playing italy they would of been all sitting in the the pubs in italian shirts and the local shops would have special offers on itailan wine and pizza but we are expected to say ohhh poor scotland we were so hoping they would quality! We'll fuck them, i'm sick of people knocking England and feeling like you need to apologise for being English! The morons are these twats that leave england and do nothing but slag it off! We'll fuck you and stay out of the our country then

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      • #4
        Stogie look at those fucking idiots on horse steroids running into each other...
        Yawn... I couldn't give two fucks for the players. It's the actual, game I'm talking about.

        Yep - the Scots hate us English when we do something (like subsidise their entire nation of poor people) but even so I still think the football team did more than enough to quailfy for the finals.

        The system is flawed.

        I'm often ashamed to be English but I'll never apologise for it.

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        • #5
          Where is Scotland?

          What is this 'football' you talk of?

          I've made kathylc  

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          • #6
            Yawn....... We'll whats you suggestion for how the european championships qualification should be run? If you can enlighten FIFA with a better system than the current one I'm sure they'd be very happy.
            Currently they pick teams out of a hat and they go into groups which form a league system and as in a league system how many games you win,draw,lose and your goal difference determines your positon in the table and whether you qualify or not!Scotland didn't finish high enough in there group so didn't qualify! They deserved fuck all......
            Obviously your not a football fan and feel the need to air your views about it on the forum. Well hands up who hates american football

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            • #7
              (Monkey @ Nov. 18 2007,09:51) Where is Scotland?
              In the north of England. Ask any Thai.

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              • #8
                (simon_125 @ Nov. 18 2007,09:57) We'll whats you suggestion for how the european championships qualification should be run? If you can enlighten FIFA with a better system than the current one I'm sure they'd be very happy.
                Well - that's easy...

                First... get rid of the teams that aren't actually in Europe! That might help!

                Next - exclude countries with less than 5 million people.

                Put ALL the teams in ONE division. They all play each other home and away and the top 16 teams qualify.

                The points system should be as follows.

                No points for a loss.
                No points for a no-score draw.
                1 point for a score draw.
                3 points for a win.

                It's simple and fair. It's also a lot more football, so they can get rid of a few of those stupid competitions that were invented to sponsor beer.

                But it'll never happen because it makes too much sense and that's one thing that this hobby doesn't want anything to do with.

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                • #9
                  as for the sweaty socks.... fucking delighted they are out which is how they would feel if we got knocked out! If England were playing italy they would of been all sitting in the the pubs in italian shirts
                  Does anyone know what colour shirts Croatia play in? I need to go shopping this afternoon
                  Mister Arse

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                  • #10
                    (simon_125 @ Nov. 18 2007,09:57)
                    QUOTE
                    We'll whats you suggestion for how the european championships qualification should be run? If you can enlighten FIFA with a better system than the current one I'm sure they'd be very happy.

                    Next - exclude countries with less than 5 million people.
                    So, you want a competition that is just for the biggest countries, not the best? In rugby context, I think New Zealand has a population of about 4m, so the best ranked team would not be not allowed in?


                    Put ALL the teams in ONE division. They all play each other home and away and the top 16 teams qualify.
                    Qualify for what? Surely the top team wins? Or there is a second round, where the team that was 16th can now win?


                    The points system should be as follows.
                    No points for a loss.
                    No points for a no-score draw.
                    1 point for a score draw.
                    3 points for a win.
                    Apart from your 2nd one, that is what the points system is.

                    Seems to me a pretty reasonable structure now. Scotland had 12 games to get more points that the others. They did not. They are out. Seems fair to me.
                    Mister Arse

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                    • #11
                      Qualify for what? Surely the top team wins?
                      Good point!

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                      • #12
                        The problem of the Scottish team was that the game against Italy had started 2 minutes to early and had stopped one minute to late.  
                        The other 87 minutes was a successful time for Scotland.
                        Coming back Berti Vogts now ?  
                        Djai jen jen si !

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                        • #13
                          (Stewart @ Nov. 18 2007,05:41)
                          as for the sweaty socks....    fucking delighted they are out which is how they would feel if we got knocked out! If England were playing italy they would of been all sitting in the the pubs in italian shirts
                          Does anyone know what colour shirts Croatia play in? I need to go shopping this afternoon  
                          They will be more than likely playing in this shirt Stewart
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                          • #14
                            Great reply stewart Stogies ridiculous suggestion just goes to show too many blokes..... erm I mean femboys messes with your sense of reality
                            I think hes upcoming trip to the north of england might bring him back to his senses

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                            • #15
                              Aye, mon... I'm missin' me black puddin'!

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