Beauty Queen Does Me!

[jackc]

With all the discussion recently of Ms. Tiffany's pageant, and whether they ought to be working pros or the next brain surgeon blah blah blah, and me being too far away from BKK to weigh in on the debate, I decided to conduct my own investigative journalism here in the shores of Malaysia.

So its on to checking out the Ms.World contest held at Pearl point shopping centre. Loads of beauty queen LBs there, with the contest criteria being
1. Sports wear catwalk
2. Evening Dress catwalk
3. Ms. Personality
4. Dancing/singing entertainment contest.

I mosey on and tried to give the girls the eye, hoping they'll bat their long lashes at my direction. Nothing!
Then I figured, I'll try to get to the winner of the Ms. Personality, as I'm sure being the winner of such category, she'll at least talk to me, being a Pulitzer prize winner myself.

So with my handy mobile phone camera, I cornered the winner. Here she is.

[jackc]

with a personality of a sex kitten, and a voice of an angel, I proceeded to interview her about her participation in this said contest. Some first rate tabloid journalism ensued, along the lines of "Do you believe working pros should not take part in beauty contests?" "If I were to give you 100USD, would you sleep with me?" "If yes, would that make you a P4P pro, or am I just a campaign contributor?" I finished off this hard hitting bit of reporting with "My place or yours?"

Well, being Ms. personality 2007, she invariably answered the universal equivalent of the "Up to you........." we have all come to cherish.

Here she is on the catwalk. Evening wear! My god, do they allow diners in wearing dresses like that?

[jackc]

SB and other moderators, I hope I'm posting in the right forum. As I did not travel anywhere (except maybe to heaven) I feel this doesn't really belong in the TRIPS forum.

[jackc]

The night progressed well from my point of view. With my cheering getting louder each time she came on stage, I felt she really had a shot at the main title. What do you think? Rate her as a winner?

[jackc]

Alas, maybe word got out that she had a "major Campaign Contributor" out amongst the crowd, and the organizers were frowning on the possibilities that some of the girls contesting were not brain surgeons-in-waiting, nor working as a secretary in a multi-national, she was not chosen as the title winner

However, she did pick up the secondary title of Ms. Personality, and she really did want world peace, so that you know.

Luckily, I have broad shoulders and offered it to her. She whispers in my ears (all this while displaying the personality of a sex kitten-demure angel hybrid) "Lets go back to my place and count the money you are about to contribute to me, Jack"

So she's lying in bed now, looking at my wallet.

[jackc]

I said, "Lets see what you have for me honey. You can fondle my wallet after"

[jackc]

Although I was really attracted to her personality, after all, you don't win Ms.Personality 2007 Malaysia if you can't put two sentences together and you don't really want world peace. I was actually secretly hoping she packed some real heat underneath those lacy panties.

She didn't disappoint.

[jackc]

After 2 hours of pure sex (or 10 minutes, time is a bit of a blur when you are busy fucking a Beauty Queen) she says she has to cum. Who am I to deny a real pageant winner, albeit a subsidiary title.

[jackc]

All good things must come to an end, some wise bloke once said. And he's right, and at the end, I was good for the money (campaign contribution to the PC people in the forum).

Nice.

Now, lets see if I can find Ms. Sports Wear 2007. A little balls play is in order.

[rxpharm]

jackc, thanks for the illuminating report about Ms. World. We don't get enough coverage from Malaysia and some of the lbs there are quite lovely!

One of your favourites, Kiera/Katrina is now advertising in the UK, quite the contrast to the Chow Kit alley meeting you had with her earlier!



Love your writing style too! Sometimes we can take things too seriously!

I don't know if you will meet Bee again, the vision of loveliness from your last Thai trip report, but I hope it happens!

You have some nice photos here, so I think it should qualify staying put!

Thanks for sharing, and if you run into any more Malaysian beauties please continue to share!

[stogie bear]

Hilarious thread. Thanks jackg...

I mosey on and tried to give the girls the eye, hoping they'll bat their long lashes at my direction. Nothing!

Welcome to MY world!

[jackc]

(rxpharm @ May 25 2007,20:39) One of your favourites, Kiera/Katrina is now advertising in the UK, quite the contrast to the Chow Kit alley meeting you had with her earlier!

No wonder she has not answered my calls when I needed some good loving. Good for her, the british pound sure beats the hell out of the Malaysian ringgit, although she's missing out on the best shag this side of the equator (it's true, pay her the fees and she'll make you believe everyword of it). Thanks to her, I feel like King Dick.

[jackc]

(stogie bear @ May 25 2007,21:15) Hilarious thread. Thanks jackg...

I mosey on and tried to give the girls the eye, hoping they'll bat their long lashes at my direction. Nothing!

Welcome to MY world!  

But notice the well trimmed play area Stogie? One of my hard hitting questions during Q&A was "Does she like fast greens or is she more of the US Open rough type of person?" And we thank god everyday that Gilette invented the affordable shaver.

[jackc]

(rxpharm @ May 25 2007,20:39) I don't know if you will  meet Bee again, the vision of loveliness from your last Thai trip report, but I hope it happens!  

Unfortunately I've not had the right karma to achieve that.

I'm planning an expedition to the border town of Danuk where I've had reliable inteligence that there are quite a few delectable and very fuckable LBs to be found there. And the best part is, I've just recently discovered 2 (yes 2) of my mates are very very keen to join the dark (bright?) side and try their hands on some LB love!!!!!

I imagine when we make it up there, I'll be like a fucking boy scout handing out lessons to the cubs! Suck cock like this. Poke dick through here. Tweak tits hard, they kinda like reminding they actually have tits. Taste their cum, it tastes just like yours. I can't wait. A proper trip report will follow if I make this trip.

[mirimark]

Well done Jackc ! Well done.