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  • #61
    (rob69in @ Jun. 28 2006,22:55)
    (Bit Beefy @ Jun. 28 2006,16:23) In brazil my ass will just ask if you have a kn ob, my next question will be do you have a small knob and do you understand simple commands in english such as STOP, GO, NO, HURT, PAIN, INTERNAL ORGANS & most importantly RUPTURED SPLEEN    
    Bit Beefy,

      depending on who you go with in Brazil will depend on how much mercy you will be shown, be careful & practice. Some of the well hung "Jackhammers" will drill you to Timbuktoo & back without showing any mercy or remorse! After all you engaged there services, why wouldn't you want the drilling from hell!!

     I already can't wait for the trip report.  
    i neeeeed to learn the language... if i tell them to slow the fuck down in portugese will it carry more weight than in english?

    As for my trip report lets hope i make it back it one piece...
    Up The Ass Of Every Successful Business Man Lies a Ladboys Thick Long Cock!

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    • #62
      (Bit Beefy @ Jun. 28 2006,05:23)   some of those broads has bell ends like my fist. When i hit up brazil im gona keep my mouth shut. In thailand the 1st thing i ask a LB is do you have a big knob and can u top at request. In brazil my ass will just ask if you have a kn ob, my next question will be do you have a small knob and do you understand simple commands in english such as STOP, GO, NO, HURT, PAIN, INTERNAL ORGANS & most importantly RUPTURED SPLEEN    

      As for pics Donny i have a new laptop that has Nish on it    im strugling to come up with New Avatars. When i transfer my stuff over ill get some up  


      RM
      ain't life grand

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      • #63
        You gota look out for number 1 Can u imagine me going to a hospital in Rio. What would i tell them. I paid a 6ft Amazon Shemale with 40DD breast to pound my ass and when i told her to stop she wouldnt now i need an internal salt water bath, some antibiotics, crutches and 3weeks supply of disposable nappys in a 36waist No Sir
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        • #64
          (Bit Beefy @ Jun. 28 2006,17:31)
          (rob69in @ Jun. 28 2006,22:55)
          (Bit Beefy @ Jun. 28 2006,16:23) In brazil my ass will just ask if you have a kn ob, my next question will be do you have a small knob and do you understand simple commands in english such as STOP, GO, NO, HURT, PAIN, INTERNAL ORGANS & most importantly RUPTURED SPLEEN    
          Bit Beefy,

            depending on who you go with in Brazil will depend on how much mercy you will be shown, be careful & practice. Some of the well hung "Jackhammers" will drill you to Timbuktoo & back without showing any mercy or remorse! After all you engaged there services, why wouldn't you want the drilling from hell!!

           I already can't wait for the trip report.  
          i neeeeed to learn the language... if i tell them to slow the fuck down in portugese will it carry more weight than in english?  

          As for my trip report lets hope i make it back it one piece...    
          Learning Portugese will help without a doubt, but you will have probably spent time doing some foreplay, getting the steam built up in the Jackhammer! As you will have chosen a 6foot plus Amazonian at least as strong as you, hung like a horse, & a typical Latina vivacious appertite for sex & her cock will be ready to burst, your bargining position will not be good. Her concentration will be on getting it up your arse to the hilt, hearing your pleas for mercy won't be high on the priority list! The position they seem to favour is you on your back with your legs up round your head, them squatting over your now very exposed arse, there arms around your legs & body, a classic WWF submission position.

          Your in big TROUBLE!!  

          Don't let me put you off going tho', you know you want to be drilled properly!
          Robin

          You pays your money & takes your chance. This isn't a rehearsal do it now, it's no good looking back when it's a lover & wishing.... ITS TOO LATE.

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          • #65
            (rob69in @ Jun. 28 2006,13:10) a classic WWF submission position.
            World Wildlife Fund??

            Jesus Christ!!! That really doesn't sound good, Beefster! Please do yourself a favour and reconsider this Brazil trip!!!
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEdXtf-GHvU

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            • #66
              I'm wondering how you say in Portugese  -  'i need an internal salt water bath, some antibiotics, crutches and 3weeks supply of disposable nappys in a 36waist'

              I'm sure that it's not in the Lonely Planet guide to Brazil    

              RR.
              Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.

              "I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
              Kahuna

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              • #67
                (Mai-Kee @ Jun. 28 2006,18:14)
                (rob69in @ Jun. 28 2006,13:10) a classic WWF submission position.
                World Wildlife Fund??

                Jesus Christ!!! That really doesn't sound good, Beefster! Please do yourself a favour and reconsider this Brazil trip!!!  
                WWF: I think it = World Wrestling Federation

                It isn't as bad as i paint it, altho Marcia Opra is like that, the majority aren't, that i have been with, but they do get excited & they can be very "hungry" for sex & they definitely like to drill.
                Robin

                You pays your money & takes your chance. This isn't a rehearsal do it now, it's no good looking back when it's a lover & wishing.... ITS TOO LATE.

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                • #68
                  The position they seem to favour is you on your back with your legs up round your head, them squatting over your now very exposed arse, there arms around your legs & body, a classic WWF submission position.
                  thats my favorite position lol i actually find that easier to deal with than someone pummeling me from behind
                  Up The Ass Of Every Successful Business Man Lies a Ladboys Thick Long Cock!

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                  • #69
                    (Road Runner @ Jun. 29 2006,00:21) I'm wondering how you say in Portugese  -  'i need an internal salt water bath, some antibiotics, crutches and 3weeks supply of disposable nappys in a 36waist'

                    I'm sure that it's not in the Lonely Planet guide to Brazil    

                    RR.
                    I make u rite guv.. Certainly not in the lonenly planet... Have any books ever been written for worldly Ladyboy hunters? I think we have an idea lol

                    Wheres DP when u need him.... does anyone else know the website that translates for you?
                    Up The Ass Of Every Successful Business Man Lies a Ladboys Thick Long Cock!

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                    • #70
                           T'is also my favorite position, Sir.
                      Robin

                      You pays your money & takes your chance. This isn't a rehearsal do it now, it's no good looking back when it's a lover & wishing.... ITS TOO LATE.

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                      • #71
                        It isn't as bad as i paint it, altho Marcia Opra is like that, the majority aren't, that i have been with, but they do get excited & they can be very "hungry" for sex & they definitely like to drill.
                        ill promise them a tip if they dont shag me to hard.. lol
                        Up The Ass Of Every Successful Business Man Lies a Ladboys Thick Long Cock!

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                        • #72
                          Ha! Don't trust him! Maybe it's a giant anteater you're exposing yourself to! Tell ya, that's a rough place down there!!!
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                          • #73
                            (rob69in @ Jun. 29 2006,00:28)      T'is also my favorite position, Sir.
                            i reckon ure book would outsell mine
                            Up The Ass Of Every Successful Business Man Lies a Ladboys Thick Long Cock!

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                            • #74
                              (Mai-Kee @ Jun. 29 2006,00:30) Ha! Don't trust him!
                              its my only hope
                              Up The Ass Of Every Successful Business Man Lies a Ladboys Thick Long Cock!

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                              • #75
                                One of the best was Gracy, about 8"-9" of thick black meat, she was brilliant, took her time, but must have drilled me for about 25 minutes solid, once she got going in numerous positions & never stoped smiling & laughing ( ).
                                Robin

                                You pays your money & takes your chance. This isn't a rehearsal do it now, it's no good looking back when it's a lover & wishing.... ITS TOO LATE.

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