Clean out my desk... a lot of pics!

[sev7en]

(celentano @ Jul. 26 2009,01:51) so than before meet her,i have to go training first my little  

start with a pickle. then a sausage, then a cucumber then....the grand finale: Salami! Make sure you don´t use a too spicy salami, it will sting if your ringmuscle bursts

But seriously, why would you want to put foreign objects up your cornhole? Just eat the salami, aroi mak mak

[celentano]

         

btw.. for our german friends i have a joke, maybe someone want transalte to english? I'm kikiet..      

OK..

Geht ein schwuler in die metzgerei und sagt: ich möchte ein kilo salami.
der metzger beginnt die salami in dünne scheiben zu schneiden.
da sagt der schwule: hey, stop stop was tun sie da??
der metzger: na was wohl, ich schneide die salami in scheiben....
meint der schwule: na hören sie mal? seh ich etwa aus wie eine spardose....?
ich will mir die ganz reinschieben...........!!!

[sev7en]

I used babelfish for translation, makes no sense, but i think i get the idea He didn´t want slices?

A gay goes into the butcher's shop and says: I would like a Kilo of salami. the butcher begins to cut the salami into thin disks. there the gay says: hey, stop stop which they do there?? the butcher: well which probably, I cut the salami in disks€¦. the gay means: well they hear times? seh I approximately from like a savings box€¦.? I want me those completely clean-push ...........!!!

[celentano]

(sev7en @ Jul. 26 2009,02:17) I used babelfish for translation, makes no sense, but i think i get the idea He didn´t want slices?

A gay goes into the butcher's shop and says: I would like a Kilo of salami. the butcher begins to cut the salami into thin disks. there the gay says: hey, stop stop which they do there?? the butcher: well which probably, I cut the salami in disks€¦. the gay means: well they hear times? seh I approximately from like a savings box€¦.? I want me those completely clean-push ...........!!!

Thanks for translate,, ya, he didn't want slices.. he want push mrs. juri's salami completely.....

[eltel]

(Juri @ Jul. 22 2009,23:30) (Post 1436)....some pic's of a well known girl.................    

Looks familiar.

Who is it and where does she work?
I assume with such a weapon she isn't shy of sticking it up a man's ass?

Any shots of her with a raging hard on?

[Juri]

(celentano @ Jul. 25 2009,21:21)

(sev7en @ Jul. 26 2009,02:17) I used babelfish for translation, makes no sense, but i think i get the idea He didn´t want slices?

A gay goes into the butcher's shop and says: I would like a Kilo of salami. the butcher begins to cut the salami into thin disks. there the gay says: hey, stop stop which they do there?? the butcher: well which probably, I cut the salami in disks€¦. the gay means: well they hear times? seh I approximately from like a savings box€¦.? I want me those completely clean-push ...........!!!

Thanks for translate,, ya, he didn't want slices.. he want push mrs. juri's salami completely.....  

...the only trouble is...for mrs Juri gay's are only funny .....she dream from a absolut straight man...


.........hmmm, not easy this dream come true......

[Juri]

(eltel @ Jul. 26 2009,07:25)

(Juri @ Jul. 22 2009,23:30) (Post 1436)....some pic's of a well known girl.................    

Looks familiar.

Who is it and where does she work?
I assume with such a weapon she isn't shy of sticking it up a man's ass?

Any shots of her with a raging hard on?

...my gf, not work*...you find some pic's along my posts.....

cheers.......

[Buddy]

please more of ms juri's salami

[Juri]

(Buddy @ Jul. 27 2009,14:00) please more of ms juri's salami

just a little .....last one.....

[celentano]

OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG..

I'm in love..........

[Buddy]

Juri, you are a lucky man

[andyroma]

MAMMA MIA...
The last will be my wife..but before i must sell my real wife

[Juri]

(andyroma @ Jul. 28 2009,07:16) MAMMA MIA...
The last will be my wife..but before i must sell my real wife

...dont get in a hurry with your real wife ......, this girl is mrs Juri acrualy, so relax and latest ........ she will be free yor you ....

[aussieguy]

2 Questions...who ? and where ? What a honey...

[Juri]

you know when you will a lb for a true love and heart you have to go with her home, on holiday and into heaven.........