More of Pattaya's finest - Naked & beautiful II

[deepthroat]

(pacman @ Aug. 05 2010,15:41) No doubt Juri will know her, as in knowing her in the biblical sense. Is there anyone in Pattaya he doesn't know?

Now that Juri has weighed in here as well, I'd like to point out that both of you have indicated in the past that you "know" each other.

Care to clarify on that point?

[Steff]

DT, you are a "shit-disturber" for sure. However I too am interested in the response.

[deepthroat]

Their silence is deafening.

[pacman]

    Juri & I maintain cordial relations. Any implied impropriety is discouraged while any actual impropriety will result in me having a very sore arse.

At least I will be 500 baht better off...          

[pacman]

(Steff @ Aug. 05 2010,18:44) Ok PLEASE!!!

There was another word I had in mind...  a different word...    what was it again?      

Oh yeah, DONATION...        

[Steff]

Ok, to which charity? Pacman Relief Fund?

[pacman]

A new girl started in Obsessions this week. Actually two new girls started, both friends but I only had eyes for the hottie. Being the shallow creature I am I sought her out to affect introductions before formally proposing she join me in my boudoir.

That's an elegant way of describing what happened which went more along the lines of: "Oi darlin', fancy a shag?".

Not wanting to be trumped by some upstart, I paid bar & we arrived at the loom sometime around 12, rather early by my standards. There she showed great reluctance to remove her top. She must have thought I hadn't noticed she was wearing a padded bra.

"Hmmm" I thought "this is going well".

A little gentle coaxing soon had the offending item on the floor. What followed next was satisfactory without being memorable. Then came the inevitable question from me: "I take your photo?"

No way. I apologise for the lack of pictorial evidence, she is really rather cute. Name of Gam. Tall, a lovely face, perfect arse without a trace of mammary tissue. She's a lovely girl/boy. I am developing an appreciation for these femboys. I hope the slide to perdition is reversible.

As she dressed, so did I. Too early to retire for the night, I thought I would go out for some food. Sitting next to me were two young Indians & as I do, I struck up a conversation with them. They were in Pattaya for their first visit on a 5 day tour.

Their guide had given them lots of warnings about how to stay safe & there they sat, utterly clueless about where they could go, which girls were safe to talk to, how much money was necessary to buy company, in short, they were sitting in Paradise without a map.

No prizes for guessing what happened next. I took them for my own guided tour of Walking Street & the Coconut Bar. The Coconut Bar is the Beach Road promenade that goes all the way around Pattaya Bay. And from early afternoon to very late at night it is lined with 100's of girls. From the oldest to the youngest, from the prettiest to the less attractive, from apprentice ladyboys to some very hopeful but hungry old ladies. And they do find 'lurve', the clientele ranges from the suave to the lonely & desperate.

The first familiar face I met was Julie, arriving for work at 2.30am. My new friends were gobsmacked. Julie looked sensational in a low cut, clinging pink dress. Introductions were made, then they met Julie's friend, another attractive LB. But the boys from Chennai still had no clue which side the girls were batting for.

I ascertained that both of them preferred 'chubby' girls (and 'white' if I could make any recommendations) so I bid the ladies goodnight & kept on down WS while enlightening the lads as to the true nature of who they had just met. They were amazed. The assumed that ladyboys would have 5 o'clock shadow, hairy arms & legs, a bit like the transvestites I saw when last in the sub-continent.

As white was their preference I took them past Larry's Shadow. Now theres a name that instantly conjures up beautiful, exotic hookers... NOT!! It is the new name for the bar that all the Russian girls work out of. They stood staring for a long time but I did warn them that they would be paying somewhat more than the Coconut Bar prices I had quoted them.

JSB & Linda Bar were the next places of curiousity for them. There was a bit of talent on display, no Emma or Nicky or Karn but enough to have them wondering. One girl spoke to me & when I went to introduce her, she abruptly pulled back saying she didn't like Indian. No PC-correctness at JSB then.

As we got down around The Rolling Stone Bar, we turned to walk back. A guy we had just walked past was suddenly attracting a lot of attention. Some cunt had buried a knife or worse into his head & he had blood pouring out of him everywhere. I couldn't tell what happened, I will ask my Tourist Police friend the next time I see him, but this poor guy was in bad way. It was easily the nastiest injury I have ever seen in Pattaya & it was probably all because he did something silly or had his bag or phone or camera stolen.

The police arrived & he was unceremoniously laid out on the bare metal tray of their utility vehicle. I hope he recovers. This rattled my friends & they suggested a drink. But where? "Come with me, I know a place".

The What's Up Bar may be a GG GoGo but it is usually a lot of fun. The boys didn't know where to look & the way they were studying the open vaginas on display left me with little to do. They quizzed me on rates & wanted to know how they should approach the transaction. I guess for a first timer unused to such freedom of available pussy, it is all a bit overwhelming.

But we left alone. I took them back to the Coconut Bar where I wished them luck & left them to it. The rain had stopped & at 4am, the girls were resuming their places. I hope they struck gold. They were so eager but there is only so much I can do.

[pacman]

I was interested to read comments about the behaviour of the girls in the bars & how they could do so much better if they interacted some more. In a friendly non-aggressive way, rather than pestering us for a drink or tip.

I guess they could but I couldn't help feeling amused that somehow this change in attitude should find favour with the staff who sit in all our usual haunts. None of them would choose our company if there wasn't a financial imperative involved. Why would they? We are hardly dreamboats whose picture they all have stuck up on their wall. We are, for the most part, the same generation or older than their parents. And the third strike against us is we are farang.

The unpalatable truth for them is we all have (in their minds at least) "Big Money". How can anyone be able to travel around the world to spend a month of their salary in just one night drinking? We are all loaded by their standards, hence the reason why the girls are there in the first place.

Without that, many of them would prefer to sit at home sticking pins in their eyes rather than have to put up with unsightly farangs trying to negotiate a discount for the right to screw them.

That friendships arise from such an inequitable position is testimony to the fact that there are many decent fellows in our ranks who the smart girls recognise as being sponsor material. I almost wrote 'boyfriend' material but I regret to say that so many 'love affairs' are completely one-sided.

I have my own theory as to why some guys leave their brain behind when they are on holiday. As I don't wish to cast aspersions on anyone, least of all Titian, who I look forward to catching up with next week, I will keep my thoughts to myself. For once.      

Back to the girl's lack of interest in just sitting quietly enjoying our company. IMO they are very interested in our company, they just need a financial incentive to do so. And I can cite a specific example of how one person I know gets all the attention & fun he can handle whenever he visits a bar in Asia.

He is not a young man but he is a very wealthy guy. And he doesn't hesitate to offer all the girls a drink & a tip. He values his nights out & as he explained to me, he wants to have fun like he has always done, it's just a fact of life that as he gets older, he has to pay more.

One night he took me to a place in Singapore full of Filipina hotesses. They were all demurely dressed & most only worked for tips, the girls who would leave with a customer were few & far between. As we entered, they all screamed & the next thing 19 (or so) drinks were ordered. I noticed several customers suddenly found themselves drinking alone.

What a circus! As his friend I was treated in the same regal manner & it was hard to know who to talk to next. I found it all a bit much, I prefer one or two girls I can practice my sanuk with. There are few girls more up for a laugh than the delicate creatures of LOS.

Anyway, after two rounds of drinks, I was asked to pay the bill. WTF!!! Nearly a thousand dollars of drinks & I was expected to pay. I looked at him with real hurt in my eyes. Well, as real as I could conjure, I have learnt much from the girls here but he just grinned at me.

"Don't worry, I will fix you up in the morning. My wife sits on the computer at home watching the sites of every credit card I have waiting for the transactions to go through. That way in the morning, when I am trying to sleep off a hangover, she can harangue me about what I spent & where I went" he explained.

Hmmm, an advantage of the computer age I hadn't considered. I suggested he get a card that she doesn't know about. But he doesn't care, in fact, I rang him two weeks ago to learn they broke up after one of his Chinese girlfriends paid her a visit to tell her all about his infidelities.

Now that is expensive sex!!

[Steff]

It is unclear. Did he fix you up in the morning?

[pacman]

Of course he did. He's generous to a fault.

[katoeylover]

with interest?

[deepthroat]

Great and illuminating comments Pacman. Love this stuff.

So, no interest in the Famous girls from our roving reporter? I'd love to hear your review(s) of Cat, the new Bell and May.

[pacman]

There is always interest in the girls, including the Famous ladies. I can't vouch for either Cat, May or Bell personally but I find them all nice & haven't heard anything to the contrary.

Bell is quite the little flirt in the bar with lots of energy & a very happy disposition. I did take special note of her when she was bouncing all over the place but really, they are all sweet.

And I am not trying to be diplomatic here, there were girls in the old EZY line-up I found a major pain in the ass. I have only barfined one girl from EZY this trip & I wouldn't take her again. I was assured my problem with her must be a personal thing, (I'm not so sure) because others have highly recommended her so I won't give her a serve & damage her earning potential.

As for EZY Bar, it has been closed since the 2nd & I haven't seen or heard from Karl till last night. Arriving at Linda Bar with a few BMs, there he was, sitting there without a care in the world. He told me he hoped to have the bar open tonight (Sunday) but he would take it very quietly. Not surprising given that most of the girls are working at Famous Bar.

This will all resolve itself but for now I wish both Karl & Lita the best.

Leaving Linda Bar to walk home, I bumped into Lidia. She seems to divide her time between Pook Soi 6 & Hot Tuna Bar where she was headed. I find Lidia one of the more attractive LBs in Pattaya & just wish she took better care of herself.

While we chatted about her coming back to my room, I witnessed the most unedifying sight. A young farang guy was walking towards me when I noticed a girl running up behind him. She was really accelerating & I wasn't expecting what happened next. I couldn't see what she had in her hand but the next moment she whacked him over the head with it. He went reeling & turned with this shocked look on his face.

I never saw the second girl until she was right there. She was also running flat out & was holding her stilleto shoe in her hand. She brought the heel down on his head as hard as humanly possible. The poor guy went down for the count. Thank god there wasn't another girl behind her.

Going by the look on this guys face, the fact he wasn't running from anyone, it was clear he never knew what was coming. This was probably over something as silly as him being rude to the first girl. Instead of politely refusing her offer, he may have told her to fuck off. I have been assured that is enough to guarantee a beating.

I always try to smile even when they are pushy getting right in my face. I saw the immediate look of anger one night when I flicked my arm away from one of the girls who grabbed me when I walked past her bar. I won't do that again.

That's twice in two nights I have seen this behavior on WS & no one needs any more proof as to how bad things are here. If we can't barfine them all or give them a tip, at least we can protect ourselves from this type of cowardly attack. It costs nothing to be civil, the consequences of being rude are not worth it.

[azza33]

I saw the immediate look of anger one night when I flicked my arm away from one of the girls who grabbed me when I walked past her bar.

I noticed that little habit of yours...

I won't do that again

I'll believe it when i see it

[pacman]

   Believe it. Just the thought of a stilleto heel going through my skull gives me nightmares. That poor bastard last night never knew what hit him. And the expression on his face after the first girl whacked him was one of shock. The second girl just fucked him.

Its probably the end of his holiday. A stint in hospital at least. And for what? Both girls ran off like the cowards they are. They weren't trying to steal anything, they simply wanted to avenge some slight they felt had been done to one of them that offended her sense of face.

Business colleagues in Bangkok have always maintained that any serious loss of face was enough for the offended party to kill their critic. It is why poor standards of work, of service, etc are tolerated because it is just too dangerous to complain.

They explained to me that if a plumber goes to install the outlet drain for a shower recess & reads the plans wrong, everyone will simply stand around & allow it to be put in the next room or even outside because they won't dare tell the guy he is making a mistake. The classic example of the road overpass that exists in Bangkok that simply ends in mid-air was a result of an engineer having it built on the wrong street. That everyone on the job knew it was in the wrong place was utterly irrelevant because they were in no position to question someone of higher status.

Only when we in the west understand what we are up against will we make sense of this strange behavior. Strange to us, not to them.