BM's butt Ahoy...

[electric ladyboyland]

(abba @ Feb. 26 2009,11:30) Electric Ladyboyland,

If you were working at the Bangalore Helpdesk...
then you would see my side of things.

Please give regards to our mutual friends at the Art-ichoke Exchange in both Goa and Mumbai.

Do you have any insider-tips from your contacts at the Nuts Ahoy Exchange?

And did Thammasat University ever thank you for the work you did for them, regarding your arbitration relating to the international Banana Ahoy dispute/debate?

Signed,
Abba Mapplethorpe,
The Helsinki-commitee of persecuted CostArt

abba

I understand the heat in Bangalore can do strange things to us all....I think it's also the nic of a young filipina doing the webcam thingy..

The University never did thank me, those ungrateful bastards, but in the cut-throat world of banana trading that should come as no surprise. I am content with my gratuity and the knowledge that the likes of kahuna et al can continue to enjoy the fruits of my, and many others', labours in this connexion.

The boys at Art-I-Choke remember you fondly.

As for the nut situation, well even Greenspan got the cashew market wrong, so I will leave that to the experts. I'm just a dilettante as far as nuts are concerned. I appreciate the slimmer variety when on offer, especially in a silky smooth encasing, however, I do not crave their company.

I think you should take alram up on her offer. That would look good on your resume alongside that non executive position on the Eggplant Directoire. I also think it would be a real plus to work closely with her.

Give my regards to Asa in Helsinki..she sells herring on the 3rd boat down...


P.S. To our dear alram : hang on, help is on its way.
Little River Band (insert youtube thing..)

[abba]

I would like to invite Abba on the board as our Chief Solicitor lest lawsuits against our organisation.

Alma,
is Eric Clapton correct in assuming that "We can change this world" ?

The way one treats CostArt, and
the way one might treat any artist of controversial art, should be in light of the saying:
Always be proper.

(Exception:
The owner of this website owes nothing to anybody.
A cyberLord is accountable only to those higher up the food chain.
The owner of this website, is seemingly proper, as a website owner.
And seemingly he is also true to his ideals.)

I seemingly do not have any problem with anything you have said, relating to the CostArt incident.

However, I have to speak out when art ( CostArt included) takes a heavy beating, on Lynching Street.

As for your suggestion as quoted above:
If legal representation is needed within your sphere of interests, then we can cross that bridge when we get to it.
(If the statutes of your Butts Ahoy organization requires a formal appointment, then an eventual offer of position to Electric Ladyboyland, should be considered.)
Please note that there are no dark clouds closing in on the Butts Ahoy organization, legally speaking.
A lullaby is not required, when snoring is heard from the crib!


Do courtroom activities contribute to the advancement of uplifting art?
Hardly. (At least not in a direct sense.)

Cheers!  

Abba Bailey Mapplethorpe,
Protector of the (controversial) Arts

[alram]

I lay down on my bed, point my toes and clench my butt.
In the next picture, my buttocks looked epic. I never knew it'd look this big. I was giggling on the phone the whole time.

[sev7en]

(abba @ Feb. 26 2009,12:04)

I haven't seen ...   to be infatuated...  

Alma,

We have both lived a thousand lives.

Immediate gratification should not be had, outside ones areas of focus.

"That night we went down to the river
And into the river we'd dive
Oh down to the river we did ride
...
Now all them things that seemed so important
Well mister they vanished right into the air
Now I just act like I don't remember.
Mary acts like she don't care

But I remember us riding in my brother's car
Her body tan and wet down at the reservoir
At night on them banks I'd lie awake
And pull her close just to feel each breath she'd take
Now those memories come back to haunt me
they haunt me like a curse
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse"

From "The River".
A song by Bruce Springsteen.

"And for my nineteenth birthday i got a unioncard and a weddingcoat"

[Guest]

Very very very fine Marla! I'd reciprocate, but my fine butt days are about 20 years behind me.

[alram]

(Callmeishmael1957 @ Mar. 03 2009,17:40)   Very very very fine Marla!         I'd reciprocate, but my fine butt days are about 20 years behind me.

Callmeishmael1957 was a dead-giveaway

But hey, Alan's a zillion years old and he's still game! Sue, he has a dynamite butt, and yours is for me to judge!

[alan1chef]

Yes....a zillion give or take a few million....and we are still waiting to see some other BM's butts....are you younger guys going to let this zillion year old man with a hot butt show you up.....here's a musical interlude while we await your response....

[electric ladyboyland]

Nice choice of music there alan

Of course I was only a wee laddie when he was playing with Return to Forever

[1hotholder]

What a nice Ass =.. ty dear for showing !!!!!

[alan1chef]

Borrowed this famous BM butt from another thread...

[electric ladyboyland]

Is that Stogie ?

[alram]

That bubble is Mirimark's... Man, I love it.

WHERE ARE MY BUTTS?! They don't seem to be coming as much as they should

[alan1chef]

Need an encore Marla?

[alram]

(alan1chef @ Mar. 06 2009,15:03)  Need an encore Marla?  

Only if you're not gonna play the same piece...
Marla wants to hear "Finger-in-butt Concerto No.2" in Duo-finger major.

[ohnoriceagain]

I'm not bashful