Stringfellows Party

[pacman]

Too long foxxee, but dry your eyes, I'm here now...      

I am glad to see you are a Stringfellows regular, you can use some of your influence to help gain my access. I guess you know that little story. Too boring to repeat again, but first drink is on me...        

[pampamsam]

Sorry Pacman, but the last time I was there I noticed your mug shot on display behind the counter.

Your a wanted man, I would consider growing a beard.

[abba]

(pacman @ Apr. 02 2009,08:13) ... your influence to help gain my access...

Falangs are regarded as retards.

Do you normally ask retards to represent you?

If an accepted, Thai middleman
does not surface, then there is only one solution left:

A platoon (or the "abba one man army") has to secure forward positions (the seats nearest the doorway),
have an extra beer delivered to the table,
and then have the predetermined ammo readied.

When the barrage (ping pong balls by the buckets)
commences,
bodies will be helter skelter. And you will have snuck thru the doors, and started drinking the beer that is already waiting for you.

If I am to lead such an operation, then under no circumstance will you be communicating verbally,
for the duration of the in-house stay.

You ain't gonna get a shoe heel dug into your skull,
if you sit still and shut up.

I will contact you, when our security detail for Mister "Foot in the mouth alleged homophobic-utterances police officer",
has been shut down.

Have a nice day.

Signed,

abba,
master sergeant,
Executive Outcomes of Upper Soi Yamato, Ltd.

[f0xxee]

(abba @ Apr. 02 2009,14:36)

(pacman @ Apr. 02 2009,08:13) ... your influence to help gain my access...

Falangs are regarded as retards.

Do you normally ask retards to represent you?

Hey Abba,

Thanks...

Love,

The retard.

[pacman]

(abba @ Apr. 02 2009,14:36) And you will have snuck thru the doors, and started drinking the beer that is already waiting for you.

Cheers Abba........

you write a funny post & you have your heart in the right place.

Your offer to spray pingpong balls around the club is appreciated.        As is the beer.    

I'm sure this manoeuvre will win you a commendation of the highest order, the Katoey Cross & Bar.      

BTW, the offending remarks were not of a homophobic nature, they were purported to be drug references.

But it is all in the past, a shame that Foxxee won't be joining us....      

[jimslim]

Lek is one of the best ladyboys in that bar with a great sense of humour , just don't let her drink too much

Looks good scrubbed up too , with the lovely Annie  

[abba]

(f0xxee @ Apr. 02 2009,19:38)

(abba @ Apr. 02 2009,14:36)

(pacman @ Apr. 02 2009,08:13) ... your influence to help gain my access...

Falangs are regarded as retards.

Do you normally ask retards to represent you?

Hey Abba,

Thanks...

Love,

The retard.  

To "the retard",

Are you implying that you are a more important retard,
than myself?

Signed,

abba,
a humble retard

[abba]

(pacman @ Apr. 02 2009,20:39) BTW, the offending remarks were not of a homophobic nature, they were purported to be drug references.

I am already aware of this.

My client at present, here in England, sends you his regards.

His one flippant (?) alleged homophobic remark, has caused him a minor headache, in his police career.
(And your non-homophobic remark has caused you a minor setback in your mongering career.)


Be prepared to receive the "hard knocks ex-bed" citation.

I am buying the beer.
You're paying for the ammo.

Be ready when I am.

your monger-in-arms,
abba

Over and out.

[abba]

(pampamsam @ Apr. 02 2009,08:51) Sorry Pacman, but the last time I was there I noticed your mug shot on display behind the counter.

Your a wanted man, I would consider growing a beard.

I believe the "wanted poster" on the wall behind the counter, states that:

"Pacman wanted.
Screwed blue, and tattooed.
 

Reward 5000 baht.
From Pacmans wallet."

Mirimark might have a (handwritten) sketch/copy, of the above.

[f0xxee]

Hey abba,
we should catch up and have a drink and be retards togther. No offense was taken, I thought it was funny..

Paccie calls me far worse.

[pacman]

    Are you still sitting on ya fat arse bellowing orders at those unfortunate rig pigs?    

Poor old abba, he has no idea what he is letting himself in for...          

[Ninewives]

(f0xxee @ Apr. 01 2009,20:04) Its hard to put a finger on it (there you go, a free line for y'all),

But I find she tends to have bit of a "Look at me" thing happening when I am sitting quietly with other girls talking. I am not one for the grope or the grind fest, I like to sit quietly, drink with the intendeds and go home. I think she gets in my face a little.

Not to say I dont like her. I think she is really one of the prettier girls there and quite likeable... But I hate the hard sell be it buying a car, a pizza, a shirt or a ladyboy. If I am with two girls drinking I guess that is enough, and if I wanted anyone else I would ask her over.

Am I making any sense?

Yes total sense, but that's the nature of the game as I am sure you understand

[abba]

(Ninewives @ Apr. 05 2009,05:16)

(f0xxee @ Apr. 01 2009,20:04) Its hard to put a finger on it (there you go, a free line for y'all),

But I find she tends to have bit of a "Look at me" thing happening when I am sitting quietly with other girls talking. I am not one for the grope or the grind fest, I like to sit quietly, drink with the intendeds and go home. I think she gets in my face a little.

Not to say I dont like her. I think she is really one of the prettier girls there and quite likeable... But I hate the hard sell be it buying a car, a pizza, a shirt or a ladyboy. If I am with two girls drinking I guess that is enough, and if I wanted anyone else I would ask her over.

Am I making any sense?

Yes total sense, but that's the nature of the game as I am sure you understand

Foxxee,
You are making sense.

I would not rule out that she has taken a shine to you.

She knows very well what impact she has on her surroundings.
My impression is that she generally does not act annoying to
people who come to her workplace.

Quite possibly, you are getting special treatment from her.

IMO, abba

P.S. I will PM you and your sidekick, so we can synchronize monger movement, regarding establishments of alleged ill repute.

[f0xxee]

Hi Abba/Wingman Paccie,

It is my birthday in April, numbah 18 to be exact. Am thinking of capturing SF for the evening. I think Donnykey's on the right track: take the whole bloody lot of them out! I have a hankering for Isaan disco. (There is something about it i like. Perhaps endless repetition; the clockwork orange effect in reverse.)

PS: Special treatment from Lek? I would like to think so, however I think that my reputation as being a falang who is particularly foolish and easily parted from my money is more likely. (But thanks!)

[abba]

(f0xxee @ Apr. 05 2009,13:01) ... I think that my reputation being a falang who is particularly foolish and easily parted from my money ...

Retards need love too.

Signed,

a humble retard