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My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. ~W. Somerset Maugham
She's on my to-do list already, but seeing she's got the Stogie Seal of Approval elevated her a few positions in the rankings. Just over 4 weeks to go!
Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to
I've had many adventures with Cartoon, and they've all by highly satisfying. She's a doll and always a joy to be around.
Now if I could just get her to stop booty calling me at 4am. I'm not a piece of meat, dearie! These old bones need rest too!
Sigh, the trials of being an aging sex-god. These young pups have too much energy and insatiable appetites. Fortunately for Cartoon, I'm able to satisfy her needs when you slobs aren't up to the job , haha! just kidding guys!
Seriously though, you gotta bring your A-game if you're going to bf this girl. She's a pistol, and packed full of fun and energy. So if you're jetlagging after a long flight, it'd be a mistake to take Cartoon as your first girl off the plane. You're not going to have nearly as much fun with her. So get a good night's sleep, do some light stretching, store up some energy by carbo-loading a few plates of pasta, grab some blue pills and a dozen condoms, and make sure you loosen up your ass with a Coke bottle. THEN you'll be ready for Cartoon .
If you don't already have a registration for Cheggit you'll have to register (it's free). And if you don't know how to to download torrents, you're probably best to just go to the sites and buy memberships and download the content from them.
Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to
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