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Now lads let me tell you about my accountant. This guy lives in a smallish town upstate. He has a pretty successfull practice and makes a nice living. He has the wfie and 2.3 kids, go to Florida for his hols blah blah blah. I dont know him extremely well and he has been doing my taxes for about the last 5 years as they have become a bit more involved.etc.. He LOVES seeing my every year as he know I go to LOS whenever I can and he THINKS he knows what I get up to LOL!! BTW his I always ask him/tease him about coming with me!! His wifey doesnt like that one bit and she seems the type that wears the pants and tells this schlub what to do-in other words he comes across that he is severely pussy whipped-poor bastard!!
Anywhoo-in between filling out my tax forms he get to chin wagging, asks me what I did how much the girls cost blah blah blah. I told him I went ob=ver in Jan at the urging of my sick buddy who spends a lot of time in LOS. He asks what he does? I make the mistake of telling him half the truth and tell him about asiants!! I tell you this guy acts like a 7th grader who just found a copy of Dad's Playboy and scribbles down the URL. Oh shit I think. When I mention TS he crinckles up his nose like he aint interested. He probably invisons guys wearing dresses when he hears TS. I also tell him of a couple of bars in Pattaya that I have been know to frequent-genetic girls that is.
He gets done with my taxes (decent refund to boot), gets a shit eating grin on his face, and goes to shut the door to his office. he pulls up the sites and has a look and then goes to this site. Up it comes and the screen only shows the TOP half of some of the girls, then he scrolls down a bit more to where Natalie is but he still doesnt see their most interesting bits. I tell him to stop scrolloing and said, Arent these girls gorgeous?" he said, "They sure are they arent GUYS are they?" I couldnt stop laughing and told him to continure scrolling and up pops Natalie's and Ponlien's monster schlongs!! He was speechless and I can tell he was intrigued. He had NEVER seen anything like it before. I was chuckling outwardly and for the 1/2 hour ride home back to my moms house!!! I wonder how long it took him to gte out the hand cream and jerk-a-tate all over!!!
Funny story, huh? And its 100% true!! Still having a laugh about that one!
Anywhoo-in between filling out my tax forms he get to chin wagging, asks me what I did how much the girls cost blah blah blah. I told him I went ob=ver in Jan at the urging of my sick buddy who spends a lot of time in LOS. He asks what he does? I make the mistake of telling him half the truth and tell him about asiants!! I tell you this guy acts like a 7th grader who just found a copy of Dad's Playboy and scribbles down the URL. Oh shit I think. When I mention TS he crinckles up his nose like he aint interested. He probably invisons guys wearing dresses when he hears TS. I also tell him of a couple of bars in Pattaya that I have been know to frequent-genetic girls that is.
He gets done with my taxes (decent refund to boot), gets a shit eating grin on his face, and goes to shut the door to his office. he pulls up the sites and has a look and then goes to this site. Up it comes and the screen only shows the TOP half of some of the girls, then he scrolls down a bit more to where Natalie is but he still doesnt see their most interesting bits. I tell him to stop scrolloing and said, Arent these girls gorgeous?" he said, "They sure are they arent GUYS are they?" I couldnt stop laughing and told him to continure scrolling and up pops Natalie's and Ponlien's monster schlongs!! He was speechless and I can tell he was intrigued. He had NEVER seen anything like it before. I was chuckling outwardly and for the 1/2 hour ride home back to my moms house!!! I wonder how long it took him to gte out the hand cream and jerk-a-tate all over!!!
Funny story, huh? And its 100% true!! Still having a laugh about that one!
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