My bathroom, the swimming pool

[Guest]

Why is it that ladyboy's cannot seem to take a shower and clean themselves without flooding the bathroom

What is it that makes them think getting more water over the floor is the best approach to cleaning themselves?

[donnnnnny]

because most of em come from the north east( issarn) where they are used to a bucket and ladle for a shower. you know how it is
so when they come to bangkok the shower contraption just freaks em out.and the water goes fucking everywhere.
ps ever noticed how they always have cold showers,unless with you where they will suffer warm water and fat hairy blokes
this should explain your dillema
further to this get a fucking maid you keenio cunt and make her clean it up

[Looker]

(ozzie @ Jan. 05 2008,04:22) Why is it that ladyboy's cannot seem to take a shower and clean themselves without flooding the bathroom  

What is it that makes them think getting more water over the floor is the best approach to cleaning themselves?

You should try chinese girls then
I once slipped badly on the floors tiles because of so much water, and banged my foot somewhere. It did hurt for one week
No matter you have plastic curtains on the shower, no matter they are from Issan, or the far North of China, or the far West of China..or wherever. Asian GGs and LBs will ALWAYS make a mess in the bathroom.
I only met a japanese girl who didn't, maybe because she was cleaning up everything before I enter the bathroom. But that's Japan..another planet!

[Guest]

Hey Ozzie, It is OK to be messy in the bathroom as long as they get messy in bed!!

[stogie bear]

My pet peeve about the shower thing is their filthy feet and they dirty up the towels and floors till they are black with foot filth!

(And the pubes around the toilet seat after I've sent them away to shave!)

[azza33]

(stogie bear @ Jan. 05 2008,09:32) (And the pubes around the toilet seat after I've sent them away to shave!)

[donnnnnny]

(stogie bear @ Jan. 05 2008,09:32) My pet peeve about the shower thing is their filthy feet and they dirty up the towels and floors till they are black with foot filth!

(And the pubes around the toilet seat after I've sent them away to shave!)  

you need to come back to thailand
' england has fucking messed your head up mate

[Guest]

(donnnnnny @ Jan. 05 2008,08:31) further to this  get a fucking maid you keenio cunt and  make her  clean it up        

You know how much it would cost me to get the maid in every time I had a lb at my apartment?

I would be broke

[allstar88]

and they piss on the floor!!

[TTChang]

I always wanted a wet room/ bathroom, so I should be happy now  
For a few months I 'optimistically' kept a mat in my bathroom at home in LOS, but that got wringing wet.   So now it's    ..... wet room, with the mat outside the door.   Works for me ....    slipped ....

Some girls (LBs) are very tidy, but sometimes it looks complete chaos.   One LB in Pattaya (who decided to shave her pubes - voluntarily! - with my Mach3   ) .... left blood on the floor and towel .... and the bathroom in mayhem, with water up the mirror - but at least she pissed in the WC  

[daveduke007]

(TTChang @ Jan. 05 2008,10:28) I always wanted a wet room/ bathroom, so I should be happy now  
For a few months I 'optimistically' kept a mat in my bathroom at home in LOS, but that got wringing wet.   So now it's    ..... wet room, with the mat outside the door.   Works for me ....    slipped ....

Some girls (LBs) are very tidy, but sometimes it looks complete chaos.   One LB in Pattaya (who decided to shave her pubes - voluntarily! - with my Mach3   ) .... left blood on the floor and towel .... and the bathroom in mayhem, with water up the mirror - but at least she pissed in the WC  

Love it TT

[Mr. GRUMPY (Grrr!)]

Bloody hell, TT... I thought housetraining Gif was hard work!

[Looker]

(ozzie @ Jan. 05 2008,16:50) You know how much it would cost me to get the maid in every time I had a lb at my apartment?
I would be broke    

For sure when I have a GG or a LB staying a few days with me my laundry and my part-time maid visits go up exponentially

[Tomcat]

perhaps your barfines having a quick Enema on the sly, you know.. shoving the toilet hose up their arse to clear the shit out beforehand so that your Dick doesnt drill into a brown vein ... just look for pieces of shit in the puddles , its a giveaway

[ciobha]

(Tomcat @ Jan. 05 2008,22:59) perhaps your barfines having a quick Enema on the sly, you know.. shoving the toilet hose up their arse to clear the shit out beforehand so that your Dick doesnt drill into a brown vein ... just look for pieces of shit in the puddles , its a giveaway

Reminds me of the night i brought Jenny (guess bar)back to DIG.After showering together i went to have a shave,Jenny came straight from shower and unceremoniously shoved the toilet hose up her pooper right in front of me.Almost put me off!
Actually ignore that last statement,nothing would put me off shagging Jenny!