Golden Showers

[stogie bear]

I'm thinking of merging this fascinating subject into a poll...

Never done it myself, and I still don't 'get it' even after thinking about it...

Bit of a pisser, really...

[bigmick22]

I can't talk dirty to a girl. I get all shy and embarrassed.

I've had girls ask me to and some even used foul language themselves and I was actually put off by it.

I have no problem licking a girl's ass but can't say "you fucking like that, don't you, you dirty b***h? Now suck my big hard cock!".   I think Irish people are just too polite - even when we're doing naughty sex stuff ... or maybe it's just me.  Sex talk sounds wrong in an Irish accent - easier to just say "Are ye alright there. That's grand stuff!"

[seanbeag7]

Don't forget a favourite i heard once in court, when a judge asked a girl, what the priest had said to her, and she replied " get your gob on my nob, me darlin' "

[Otho]

(bigmick22 @ Apr. 15 2008,07:14) Sex talk sounds wrong in an Irish accent - easier to just say "Are ye alright there. That's grand stuff!"

Brilliant mate. That absolutely cracked me up!

I must admit it took me a long time to get into it. I'm still a bit careful with it because it can go wrong. I remember once saying bitch to a girl, it just sort of slipped out, while we were hard at it. She instantly went cold and it took a long time and a lot of sweet talk to get her past it.

If you get comfortable enough with someone that you can talk about what you like and don't like, it's worth asking and even setting some ground rules. You'd be surprised how many of them really like it.

The thing I find really horny is like when you're in a restaurant and you quietly talk pure filth to your partner about what you're going to make them do later. Or you tell them to make their nipples hard or finger themselves, right there at the table. You'll be ripping each other's clothes off ther minute you get home. But you have to keep a dead straight face and keep your voice low. Tittering breaks the spell!

I suppose it's all about the fact that the best sex is all in the head.

Just one last thing - I'd always just say suck my cock, not suck my big hard cock, because that really could make them laugh.

[jimslim]

(bigmick22 @ Apr. 15 2008,07:14) I can't talk dirty to a girl. I get all shy and embarrassed.

I've had girls ask me to and some even used foul language themselves and I was actually put off by it.

I have no problem licking a girl's ass but can't say "you fucking like that, don't you, you dirty b***h? Now suck my big hard cock!".   I think Irish people are just too polite - even when we're doing naughty sex stuff ... or maybe it's just me.  Sex talk sounds wrong in an Irish accent - easier to just say "Are ye alright there. That's grand stuff!"

Fantastic stuff my man , but I have the perfect solution to your problems

In the throes of passion just adopt an upper class English accent ,

Now practice these lines ............

Oh I say ! is that a stiffy you have there my fair maiden , mmmmm more tea vicar ?

Oh Penelope ! I do belive I am approaching the vinegar strokes , might I chuck my custard in your silky hair ?

Since its gone eight , I do belive it would be now proper to kiss your chocolate starfish , oh my giddy aunt !

Just try it mate , works every time

[Otho]

On a serious and practical note of caution, I should probably add...

Unless you're supremely confident and have absolutely no fear of rejection, I think you need to know the other person quite well before you start going into the dirty talk/piss all over me/I want to tie you up/hand me the nailgun/whatever/lines of conversation.

For instance, with the Chinese GG I described a few posts back, we had straightforward, although very good, 'vanilla' sex for quite a few weeks before we started going a bit off piste. It was some of the things she said and did while we were having that vanilla sex that made me think she might like to go in a slightly kinky direction. By the way, I don't have any particular fetish or agenda, where I'm always angling for things to turn bizarre (apart from the fact that I love a beautiful LB to come on my face, but hey, that's normal round here.)

But anyway, I pushed the dirty talk and the arse smacking a bit, she responded very excitedly, which was exciting for me too, and that's how it began.

The sex then got unimaginably exciting, and it still is (we've just tonight been exchanging triple X rated SMSs about what we're going to do when she gets back from China).

But it was only after we'd got a bit more uninhibited that she started saying she wanted to piss on me. (And as I write that and re-read it now, I'm not quite sure what to make of it!)

Ironically, I think P4P workers are even more highly attuned than civilian women are to 'weird' blokes. After all, they've experienced a lot more. The P4P will draw their (usually accurate) conclusions about what kind of guy he really is within seconds, or minutes at the most. They might very likely go along with any 'special' request a punter makes, it's their living after all, but it's not likely to make him someone they'll be pleased to see again.

A million miles away from the dirty talk, when I meet a possible sexual partner, whether it's GG or LB, whether it's P4P or someone I met at a party or wherever, (unless I'm in an unashamedly horny, don't-give-a-shit-about-you ST state of mind), I try to make them as happy, relaxed and comfortable as I possibly can.

I try to treat them nice, ask questions about them and listen to the answers, make sure they're OK and buy them little treats in the 7-11 on the way home (we're talking cigarettes, magazines and chocolate here, not Ferraris). I think that makes them responsive and more likely to actually enjoy what happens in bed. And I think that's the key to sex that makes you feel great at the time, and afterwards.

[bigmick22]

(Otho @ Apr. 15 2008,11:45) If you get comfortable enough with someone that you can talk about what you like and don't like, it's worth asking and even setting some ground rules. You'd be surprised how many of them really like it.

to be honest, I don't even like talking about sex with a girl .. even if it's a polite conversation.

No problems doing the deed but I'm usually silent during the act (I think I let out a little groan once when I came and the girl started laughing )

Now that I think about it, I don't even discuss the act with guys either. Can talk about a girl and her physical attributes etc but don't usually like to talk about what I would like to do, have done or will do with her.

Everyone has their weird thing, this is one of mine (but far from the only one).

[bigmick22]

(jimslim @ Apr. 15 2008,12:53) Since its gone eight , I do belive it would be now proper to kiss your chocolate starfish , oh my giddy aunt !

I love this line.

I'll put on my floppy Stephen Fry wig and the transformation will be complete!!

Oh Mother!

[Grinder]

Ooooohhhhh - titter ye not!

[Grinder]

As an aside, I have a mate who is in to the P4P - actually doesn't do anything else - but he keeps what he gets up to fairly quiet.

Unfortunately, his secret came out when one of his former ladies bumped into me in a bar and asked where my friend was. Which one, I asked.

"Oh... Irish man.... you know... the one we call Rain Man."

Say no more...

[ernesto01]

Let them piss on your feet it´s an old home remedy against athlete´s foot

[jimslim]

Doe's it work if you do it yourself ?
My feet are itchin like hell and there's not a LB for miles .

[stickyfinger]

Hmmmmm interesting topic here.

Always been a distant fantasy the golden showwrs with girls or ladyboys and thought about it many times or perhaps might have seen it on an LB porn site while ago;

Asian Ladyboy dressed as nurse wearing the usual white stockings & tight white little nurses uniform wearing glasses and peeing on a guy and then herself being peed on whilst bending over on all fours on floor.

SOrry but that would be my idea of ladyboy fantasy call me what u want and wondered if woudl be safe to have pee in mouth ??

AM sure certain Lbs would carry out this for a reasonable exchange of baht.

"Is it my imagination carrying away with me" as The Temptations sang???


Cheers


Sticky

[Looker]

(stickyfinger @ Apr. 17 2008,03:08) SOrry but that would be my idea of ladyboy fantasy call me what u want and wondered if woudl be safe to have pee in  mouth ??

Hmm..Sticky..now WE ARE talking

As for your concern, form Wiki answer I read:

Blood, semen, pre-ejaculatory (seminal) fluid, vaginal fluid and breast milk are the only bodily fluids with a sufficiently high concentration of the virus to constitute any viable risk of infection.

But..........

Other bodily fluids - such as urine, faeces, vomit and sweat - do not contain HIV.

So, SCAT and PISSPLAY are Ok

[stickyfinger]

Well great news then Looker!!!

Let it roll

Let the games commence but wil start at just piss 1st i think after i drink 6-7 san mig lites for starters wil look for a sweety to open wide lol

Cheers


Sticky