My experience with Sampler Doc

[vangough05]

This forum has become a real fucking bore. It is clear that if you don't suck up to the chosen few, whatever you say if it is not what they want to hear is chucked at.

Some of you guys really need to give yourselfs an uppercut and get a fucking life.

[Dieter]

May all be moved in a new section.... The Sandbox.....or so...a real place to play...

Dieter

[donnnnnny]

(vangough05 @ Dec. 05 2007,12:59) This forum has become a real fucking bore. It is clear that if you don't suck up to the chosen few, whatever you say if it is not what they want to hear is chucked at.

Some of you guys really need to give yourselfs an uppercut and get a fucking life.

[costassg]

(aktiv-passiv @ Dec. 02 2007,04:58) I had the luck of spending four days with Pond, in fact until yesterday. We visited a lot of bars in Pattaya, so my days with Pond anyway are a "open secret" now.

As we were happily together all the time I can tell you the truth about Sampler Doc. He phoned Pond every five minutes. She told him clearly that it is over, that she does not want to see him again and that she wants not to be bothered by him any longer.

But this Stalker kept calling again and again. She finally switched off her mobile (you know how hard that is for a LB), so we could get some rest from SD. When she switched it on again after a certain time, guess who was responsible for 27 missed calls?

Pond finally turned on the speakers so I could hear what nonsense this guy was talking (while stealing a good part of my time with Pond):

First minute he usually threatened her with jail. He said if she does not show up within 30 minutes the cops will raid her apartment. Another time he said the cops are already there and waiting for her to throw her into the monkeyhouse. Or, at least, that she has no place to hide in Pattaya.

Next minute, when Pond failed to be "impressed", he told her how much she means to him. He said he would buy her a new bike if she returns. Or a an own condo. Or whatever she wants.

He changed from threats with police to love forever within seconds.

Pond had only one thing to say: Leave me alone

Instead of that he stalked around her apartment. So I had to go with Pond to pick up some clothes so she could stay at my hotel. She was afraid to go alone.

Waiting in the coffee shop next to the room I talked to several residents who were well aware off a guy that asked for Pond every day and wanted to know about her "new friend". (Keep in mind that she clearly asked him not to bother her any longer.)

Finally Pond was so outraged she asked me to answer her phone. On the first occasion Mr. Sampler Doc faked a LB voice and wanted me to get Pond on the line. He refused to tell his name ("you see my number").

Next time Pond answered but handed the mobile immediately to me. But as fast as he is with Police, as fast SD hung up. Coward.

Pond did her very best to deal with the situation. But as you can imagine the threats with police and monkeyhouse and the fact of an obviously love sick guy (or Psycho, if you like) stalking her and her home, really got her nervous. So we decided to end the Pattaya experience earlier than planned and get her on a bus to somewhere else.

She had packed her things early in the morning (my first assignment as "bodyguard") and stored them in the barber shop next to her place. So Mr. Sampler Detective obviously came later to ask his daily questions and got answers. Or do you believe it is a coincidence that he was seen at the bus station later at night when Pond left? Luckily she could avoid trouble and geht away safe, but it is a shame anyway.

I refrain from judging upon the time Pond spent with SD. I do not know what happened. But what the last four days are concerned I can clearly say that SD's behaves like a Sicko. Maybe he is. At least you must be if you let your love tattoo her ass with a faked first name.

I do not want to complain about the fact that this idiot spoiled a good part of my holiday. But you can imagine what stress his behaviour caused for Pond. In several bars we were told that he was looking for Pond and asking everyone about the farang she joined in Pattaya. Once we were told that he had left Lita's just a few minutes before. This is not exactly the way you want to have a good time in Pattaya.

So SD, I just want you to know that Pond has a few friends who are not willing to accept your behaviour. I am one of them. Let her go, leave her alone, do not stalk her any longer or even harm her. Just respect her rights.

If she wants something from you I am sure she will let you know.

I kindly ask and I sincerly wish that everything comes to an peaceful ending.

Edit: After thinking about it and reading the answers I decided to delete the last sentence of my original post. I do not want to participate in the tango.

hi I met SD here in pattaya had a few drinks together.then i talk to ladyboys i know about him and i suport your story 1000 %.i even get a confirmation from a couple of BM

[daveduke007]

Nice to see you back mate

[mcqueen]

I second that, very nice to read from you again, Costass!

[Sombat]

Suggested Script for new Anglo Thai soap opera

Possible Title €œ Asian-enders of Yamoto St€

The Scene: - A  European man€™s (Eugene) rented room in Pattaya around dawn.

Eugene: €œWell that was a great fuck darling, I really enjoyed it. Here€™s the Bt 1000 that we agreed on. Just grab a quick shower if you want and you can go.€

Stage directions- Eugene hands Noi a Bt 1000 note. Noi throws the money down.

Noi: €“ a Thai ladyboy. €œ No, I not go, I want stay with you long time.€

Eugene: €œBut you know that I don€™t want any involvement with anyone right now. I told you that before. Please take the money and go.€

Stage directions- Eugene hands Noi the Bt 1000 note again. Noi throws the money down again.

Noi: €œ I not take your money, I only want be girlfriend you, stay with you alone, only.€

Eugene: €œLook I have told you the way it is so please take the money and leave. I really don€™t want any more hassles.€  

Stage directions- E hands Noi the Bt 1000 again. Noi throws the money down again refusing to accept it.

Stage directions: The actors are required to make sure that the money is given and thrown back at least 4 times. Dialogue can be improvised at this point so long as it follows this clear plot..

Noi: €œ I leave now- you break my heart-I never take your money- I no want.

Stage directions: Noi flounces out having refused the money offered.

New scene and location. A Thai food place where Noi meets her friends.

Nee: €œ Hello Noi how are you€

Noi: €œ I not happy- Eugene fellang he no good!€

Nee: €œWhy, what he do now?€

Noi: €œHe not want be my boyfriend. He not want I take care of him and stay with him long time. He give me money Bt 1000 for sex but I throw it down. I tell him not want you money.€

Nee: €œYou stupid loose Bt 1000. Why you do that?€

Noi: €œCos I love him. I not care the money.€

Nee: €œWait a minute. I have idea. Remember before someone say some Asianender no good and put on internet. She get many fellang sorry for her- pay her money good. You do same same!€

Noi: €œI cannot. I no understand internet€.

Nee: €œGood idea. Go to Fellang bar on Yamoto St . Many Fellang Asianenders sitting there. When one talk to you start to cry little bit! Not say what problem. Keep saying €“ never mind- never mind. Let Asianender think he pull story out of you.€

Noi: €œThen what I do?€

Nee: €œYou say Fellang called Eugene no good. Go with you have sex and not pay!€

Noi. €œGood idea. Then what happen?€

Nee. €œMaybe Fellang listen to you put on internet that Eugene no good. Then maybe more fellangs who want to be asianenders pay money to Bar in Yamoto St for you.€

Noi. €œWow- good idea Nee.€

Nee: €œBut any money comes its 50 / 50 OK?€

Noi: €œOk Nee- you good friend me.€


At this point I think it should move on to a new Scene and location. A typical bar in Yamoto St. Incensed Asianenders listening to story and moving towards computer with ADSL connection!

However where it goes after that is up to you. Please keep adding your own bits until we have enough for a full series. Oh sorry- some of you are doing that already!

[Guest]

Nice post Sombat. The story title could read: "Hooker Hero To the Rescue" and he is dressed with his T-shirt and cape to save the day!! (T-shirt reads "S")...not for Superman but Sucker!!

[Torurot]

Sombat is clearly one of those striking US script writers with time on his hands.

S on the T-shirt stands for Stupid. SS = Super Stupid

[stogie bear]

Great post, Sombat!

...what happens next?

[Guest]

Hilarious!
Notice how the cynics,the self proclaimed serious experts and the verbacious flamers have started dropping off.
Here in thailand,the support for
sampler doc has diminished to zero.What was needed was a couple of simple Columbo type questions,e.g.What is the previous form of the 2 protagonists.One comes up clean,the other very murky.
I note that a couple of respected posters(one a moderator) that are known to myself are covered in egg.

[pampamsam]

Thanks Sombat for featuring Club 131 in your proposed film synopsis. No other LB bars on Soi Yamoto so the intension is clear.  
I thought it was against the law to produce a film in  LOS that featured LBs fleecing farangs, just like it is against the wishes of the powers that be to film porn, especially porn featuring LBs.
BTW, the 2,500 baht that was collected for Pond by the 2-3 BMs went straight to SamplerDoc. I just thought it would be a good idea to set the record straight.

[Rimmer]

(pampamsam @ Dec. 09 2007,07:38) I thought it was against the law ...

so is prostitution TIT.

[thaibound]

(buenoman @ Dec. 07 2007,06:47) Hilarious!
Notice how the cynics,the self proclaimed serious experts and the verbacious flamers have started dropping off.
Here in thailand,the support for
sampler doc has diminished to zero.What was needed was a couple of simple Columbo type questions,e.g.What is the previous form of the 2 protagonists.One comes up clean,the other very murky.
I note that a couple of respected posters(one a moderator) that are known to myself are covered in egg.

not taking sides or nothing here, but, what the hell are you talking about?
the last four posts prior to your own have been a scenario mocking a greedy ladyboy and three congratulations of said mockery -- which draws you how to the conclusion that cynicism is "dropping off"?
and where was the mutual disclosure that revealed past histories to be so disparate? and which was which? and where is the egg? as i'm neither moderator nor respected, i assume it's not (yet) on me.
i still have insufficient evidence to 'take sides' here, but i'd sure hate this show to get cancelled so early in the season as i have to occupy myself somehow until i get back to thailand and involve myself in my own soap operas again.
meanwhile, this ain't much (about as unique as any other boy gets girl, somebody stalks somebody, somebody lies and everybody gossips fairy tale), but it's better than nothing.

[thaibound]

(pampamsam @ Dec. 08 2007,17:38) I thought it was against the law to produce a film in  LOS that featured LBs fleecing farangs, just like it is against the wishes of the powers that be to film porn, especially porn featuring LBs.

holy shit, this could be the "Easy Rider" of the 21st century!! it's got everything! anti-establishment, amoral, sexually-active, free-thinking heroes on motorbikes, trapped in a world run by backward thinking protectors of the status quo.
AND it's got
LADYBOYS!!

i see rudy guiliani as sampler doc (they both apparently enjoy dressing up as ladyboys) and as pond....charlize theron with a prosthetic dick, maybe?