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i swear all these stories are true; maybe some of the other posts you read from me today will make sense when you see some of the shit i have discovered, just in the last 3 weeks! I swear all of these amazingly stupid things are 100% true, but no names can be used.
i meet a ladyboy on Phi Phi island, a beautiful place 2 hours from Phuket. we fuck; she leaves 1200 baht richer and i retire to the rack [hi stogie]. at 9AM, someone is knocking loudly on my door; the people in the bungalow next door tell me that the 'lady' i had in my room the night before broke into their room and stole 4700 baht, plus a wallet and passport, and assaulted the guy and his wife. we file a report with island police, me in my boxers and a tank top and half asleep, but the girl is long gone back to Phuket. the couple is dismayed and depressed, i am just depressed and tired and go back to bed. fuck it.
a ladyboy that i know and used to respect tells me that she wants to get her operation to become a 'lady' [what a fucking joke that is,by the way; cutting off a dick does not make a person a lady] so that she can walk on the beach in her bikini and she can look like a lady. now really, could I make that up?
The 3rd customer in less than a year tells me that the same LB on Phuket had written long correspondance with him, built up his hopes, made him come all the way to thailand to meet her, and then played him like a fiddle and didn't even give him sex. the guy spent over 2 grand and got nothing, and went back to his home depressed and bewildered, and bitching at me about it. uggghhhh.
A ladyboy I know and used to like in BKK is writing me and calling me while i am away in phuket and phi phi, saying she misses me, etc......i say yes, i miss you also, which was at least kind of true. she sends me an SMS and asks just how much do i miss her? i say a lot, and jokingly ask her if she would like 50,000 baht? she responds with her bank name, the branch, and her account number. after laughing hysterically for 5 minutes, all contact with said ladyboy is broken off forever. obviously she doesn't know me.
a guy meets a ladyboy from the site; they [read, he] fall madly in love during his 6 days here; the guy buys her a 40,000 baht handbag to prove his love for her, and gives her an ATM card and total access to his bank account after he leaves for some shithole cold weather place. oh ya....he also pays for her to get a new computer and her SRS surgery, which she will do next month. But the guy who has more baht than brains [would YOU pay 1000 US dollars for a pocketbook for a girl you knew for 6 days?] is freezing his balls off just thinking about his honey and how good she is being with his money. the poor sap, but i feel no pity; he is the idiot, not her.
A ladyboy defends the actions of her and her friends for getting their cocks chopped off in some hatchet-job operation by saying that it will increase their earning potentials. as ladies [again, cutting off a valuable appendage does NOT make a person a lady, despite what they may think], they can make more cash as hookers in singapore and hong kong, so naturally they would want to cut it off. this make me want to throw up, frankly, and i believe this crowd gets what they deserve; a lifetime of misery and depression and no feelings in their groin area. This was mentioned up here a year ago when i first heard about it, but is relevant once again because the 5th person in that same crew will now have her very valuable dick cut off so she can lead that sad, miserable life.
A ladyboy meets a guy in Phuket.......they spend 1 week together.......the guy gives her 2000baht per day [very acceptable], but then buys her a brand-new scooter when he is leaving [not acceptable] valued at 38,000 baht. she, of course, promises to be faithful and wait for his return [how many times have we heard or read " I will wait for you here darling!"] How do i know this? i slept with the girl last week and she told me about it LOL. meanwhile boyfriend in some crappy place thinks his sweetheart is being faithful; trully sad.
The ladyboy i met in Kings Corner who told me that she is getting 60,000 per month from some guy in Florida; as she is telling me this, she is laughing and saying ' he thinks i am home right now'. she then gives me a high-5 and goes back up to the stage, dancing for Japanese tourists and probably going home with one, who have no idea that she was ever a boy.
and you wonder why i am jaded? this is 3 WEEKS!!! i have been doing this job for 3 YEARS!!!!
come on you guys......you are giving the rest of us a bad name.....use your fucking heads and keep your money in your pockets where it belongs, or give it to an orphanage or some shit; it will be much better spent.
Jon
i meet a ladyboy on Phi Phi island, a beautiful place 2 hours from Phuket. we fuck; she leaves 1200 baht richer and i retire to the rack [hi stogie]. at 9AM, someone is knocking loudly on my door; the people in the bungalow next door tell me that the 'lady' i had in my room the night before broke into their room and stole 4700 baht, plus a wallet and passport, and assaulted the guy and his wife. we file a report with island police, me in my boxers and a tank top and half asleep, but the girl is long gone back to Phuket. the couple is dismayed and depressed, i am just depressed and tired and go back to bed. fuck it.
a ladyboy that i know and used to respect tells me that she wants to get her operation to become a 'lady' [what a fucking joke that is,by the way; cutting off a dick does not make a person a lady] so that she can walk on the beach in her bikini and she can look like a lady. now really, could I make that up?
The 3rd customer in less than a year tells me that the same LB on Phuket had written long correspondance with him, built up his hopes, made him come all the way to thailand to meet her, and then played him like a fiddle and didn't even give him sex. the guy spent over 2 grand and got nothing, and went back to his home depressed and bewildered, and bitching at me about it. uggghhhh.
A ladyboy I know and used to like in BKK is writing me and calling me while i am away in phuket and phi phi, saying she misses me, etc......i say yes, i miss you also, which was at least kind of true. she sends me an SMS and asks just how much do i miss her? i say a lot, and jokingly ask her if she would like 50,000 baht? she responds with her bank name, the branch, and her account number. after laughing hysterically for 5 minutes, all contact with said ladyboy is broken off forever. obviously she doesn't know me.
a guy meets a ladyboy from the site; they [read, he] fall madly in love during his 6 days here; the guy buys her a 40,000 baht handbag to prove his love for her, and gives her an ATM card and total access to his bank account after he leaves for some shithole cold weather place. oh ya....he also pays for her to get a new computer and her SRS surgery, which she will do next month. But the guy who has more baht than brains [would YOU pay 1000 US dollars for a pocketbook for a girl you knew for 6 days?] is freezing his balls off just thinking about his honey and how good she is being with his money. the poor sap, but i feel no pity; he is the idiot, not her.
A ladyboy defends the actions of her and her friends for getting their cocks chopped off in some hatchet-job operation by saying that it will increase their earning potentials. as ladies [again, cutting off a valuable appendage does NOT make a person a lady, despite what they may think], they can make more cash as hookers in singapore and hong kong, so naturally they would want to cut it off. this make me want to throw up, frankly, and i believe this crowd gets what they deserve; a lifetime of misery and depression and no feelings in their groin area. This was mentioned up here a year ago when i first heard about it, but is relevant once again because the 5th person in that same crew will now have her very valuable dick cut off so she can lead that sad, miserable life.
A ladyboy meets a guy in Phuket.......they spend 1 week together.......the guy gives her 2000baht per day [very acceptable], but then buys her a brand-new scooter when he is leaving [not acceptable] valued at 38,000 baht. she, of course, promises to be faithful and wait for his return [how many times have we heard or read " I will wait for you here darling!"] How do i know this? i slept with the girl last week and she told me about it LOL. meanwhile boyfriend in some crappy place thinks his sweetheart is being faithful; trully sad.
The ladyboy i met in Kings Corner who told me that she is getting 60,000 per month from some guy in Florida; as she is telling me this, she is laughing and saying ' he thinks i am home right now'. she then gives me a high-5 and goes back up to the stage, dancing for Japanese tourists and probably going home with one, who have no idea that she was ever a boy.
and you wonder why i am jaded? this is 3 WEEKS!!! i have been doing this job for 3 YEARS!!!!
come on you guys......you are giving the rest of us a bad name.....use your fucking heads and keep your money in your pockets where it belongs, or give it to an orphanage or some shit; it will be much better spent.
Jon
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