OK, so it's 4am on my island and as usual by this time my little pooying sweetheart is coming up to me to ask me for 100 baht to buy another drink. No problems, and this time I figure it would be a good idea to also buy a drink for the cut ladyboy who also hangs out in our favorite beach bar; we had never slept together as I don't really care much for people who perform acts of self-mutilation, but we had been friends for a while and what harm can one drink do?
So I tell her OK, and since I had consumed about 10 beer Chang's and a copiuos amount of some local fungus by this point I peel off another hundred baht note and say "why don't you get a drink for that ladyboy also?" Errr, why did I think this would be a good idea?
What followed was pretty startling, really; 30 minutes of a 5 foot 1, 90 pound lil' girl of 19 years completely laying into this confused postie, who has no idea why or what just happened. She just knows that Nong has it in for her now and for the next 2 hours she just cowered in the corner like a puppy kicked by her master, until sunrise came up and she had landed another drunken falang who has no idea that this girl used to be a boy. Me and my cutie went home but "no screw for you" .....until 12 hours later of course, after sleeping off everything and the night before was just a blur.
Made me think; can real ladies beat up ladyboys? Are ladyboys really THAT afraid of someone smaller and supposedly 'weaker' than they are? Ladyboys, which of course includes post-ops, were born as men after all, albeit quite effeminate and usually detached from any feelings of wanting to be a real man. I mean, a man would've just easily kicked her ass in the same situation but poor little Lee didn't even open her mouth once and just took the abuse with no fight at all.
Probably a 3-way question...... can a lady beat up a ladyboy - with dick? what about a lady against a postie?
these would be fights I'd pay to see!
So I tell her OK, and since I had consumed about 10 beer Chang's and a copiuos amount of some local fungus by this point I peel off another hundred baht note and say "why don't you get a drink for that ladyboy also?" Errr, why did I think this would be a good idea?
What followed was pretty startling, really; 30 minutes of a 5 foot 1, 90 pound lil' girl of 19 years completely laying into this confused postie, who has no idea why or what just happened. She just knows that Nong has it in for her now and for the next 2 hours she just cowered in the corner like a puppy kicked by her master, until sunrise came up and she had landed another drunken falang who has no idea that this girl used to be a boy. Me and my cutie went home but "no screw for you" .....until 12 hours later of course, after sleeping off everything and the night before was just a blur.
Made me think; can real ladies beat up ladyboys? Are ladyboys really THAT afraid of someone smaller and supposedly 'weaker' than they are? Ladyboys, which of course includes post-ops, were born as men after all, albeit quite effeminate and usually detached from any feelings of wanting to be a real man. I mean, a man would've just easily kicked her ass in the same situation but poor little Lee didn't even open her mouth once and just took the abuse with no fight at all.
Probably a 3-way question...... can a lady beat up a ladyboy - with dick? what about a lady against a postie?
these would be fights I'd pay to see!
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