Unfortunate Experience with Bam and Yoh

The stealing of valuable items is one thing (medicine for your sick mother and all of that), but you have to admit, someone who would steal a fucking thing of hand soap has a problem.

Well, as I mentioned in an earlier post ....

... the ladyboys can rip off anything I don't have nailed down, and I'm happy to admit that it's my fault (for not nailing it down, putting it in the safe or whatever)...

But...

Please Please PLEASE ... leave me my fucking SIM card...



The girls would get a lot less bad press, have fewer problems with tourist police, and probably get repeat business if after stealing the phone ...

... they took out the fucking SIM chip and left it at the front desk (Oh, and don't let the door hit you on your way out, either).


Shit ... if phones are that important, I have half a dozen GSM phones laying around from my prior upgrades (and from the looks of some of the girls' phones, in better shape that what they are using) ... I'll bring them down to Thailand and toss 'em to the crowd (fuck you very much)

http://www.asian-ts.com/members/04/feb_bam/index.html

http://www.asian-ts.com/members/jun_yoh/index.html

As I alluded to in a different thread, I got ripped off royally by Bam, who was aided and abetted by noneother than the lovely Yoh.

Ran into both of them in a little after-hours spot in Chiangmai, and it seemed like a good idea to take both of them home for some tag-team action.

I'm beginning to think this is never a good idea.  What can you really do with two girls at once?  (Never mind, what do you actually end up doing with two at once besides spending twice as much money?)

Anyway, I must say I enjoyed fucking Yoh immensely, but while I was at it, it turns out Bam was filling her purse with the following items from my apartment:

-Wrist Watch (cheapo $50)
-Cologne (another $50)
-Mobile Phone (another $150)
-Hand Soap Pump Dispenser ($1)

The phone was the real kicker.  Gone with no warning my SIM card, all the numbers of my friends who I had no other way of finding except to run into them somewhere, and noone able to call me.

BTW, this is the second time a LB has ripped off my mobile phone.  And I've suffered countless other minor pilferings.  You would think I would be wise to this game, and to an extent I am, but it's amazing how you can let your security lapse.  Especially after a bottle or two of 100 Pipers.

There's more to this story, but it doesn't get any prettier.

Beware Bam, and know that Yoh was complicit as well.