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of all places in the world, you would never expect to meet beautiful ladyboys on beautiful Koh Phi Phi, which is a great island about 2 hours by boat from Phuket. I went down there last week for some R&R and sure enough, there was a cabaret show in the Apache bar which featured about 15 ladyboys down from the big island to do a show. of course Jon was interested in the festivities AFTER the show, and waited patiently for the girls to change and come out and flirt with the customers, which they did. I picked the cutest one; her name was Ann and we started chatting and i basically knew she was the ones that i would be screwing that night. we had a few beers together and one of her friends came over and we were all chatting, and i bought her a beer as well. hey, why not, I am a nice guy and after all the word 'sucker' IS plastered across my forehead, right?
so now us 3 are chatting and some cool song begins to play and we all are dancing, slowly, near our table. ladyboy number 2 is in front of me keeping my attention focused on her nice rack, while I am holding her waist and she is holding mine and we are swaying to the Cypress Hill song playing loudly from the speakers. meanhwile, Ann, the one i wanted to take home and ream, is behind me doing the same thing; grinding next to me and swaying in motion with the music, so all 3 of us were moving as one and it was pretty hot in the troipical air and we were all sweating and getting pretty hot.
now, I may be a pervert and get too loaded sometime, but I am not stupid and my senses usually remain pretty clear even after 4 or 5 Carlsburgs. so when I felt Ann's hand reaching into my left pocket to lift my cash, it was something that was very obvious to me, you know? and this is obviously something these 2 do often to unsuspecting tourists; difference is they didn't know they were dealing with a guy who has been in this scene for 5 years now and has seen it all.
naturally now i am pissed and freak out; i grab her hand and squeeze it and then slap her in the head and tell her she is a stupid cunt. of course she denies it and by now her friend is gone because she didn't want the same bitch-slap and i am just screaming at Ann. as i tell her, are you fucking stupid or what? i already agreed that we would go home and fuck and you are STILL trying to steal my cash? how the hell would i pay you after i blow my sizeable load on your tits you stupid skank?
so now i calm down and she apologizes and everything is cool again. yes, i should have walked right then, but there are not a lot of options for ladyboys on this tropical paradise so i agree to take her to my bungalow and we have a ball. just to get her back i violate her sphincter EXTRA hard and make sure she feels it; lots of pillow-biting and screaming follows and when i lose my wad it ends up all over here and i am happy because she deserves it. i give her 1000 plus 200 for a few pics i take for my personal file, and she is out the door by 3AM.
about 15 minutes later there is some mad shit going on out in the area around my bungalow, and this skank is knocking on my door again. the people next door, some swedish couple on holiday, said that she broke into their place while they were sleeping and they had a major fight and they tossed her out, and she came back to my room [thanks]. we were all kind of groggy by now, so i apologized for the drunken lush, told them it was an innocent mistake and that she mistook their room for mine, which i really thought was the case. now we send the girl on her way, and all go back to bed.
about 6 hours later the couple is POUNDING on my bungalow door; they hadn't noticed the night before, but this pathetic pig had stolen 4700 baht from their dresser, as well as both passports, and their credit cards and wallets. My head feels like an anvil as we all walk to the apache bar with the police and demand to find the girl, who has already gone back to Phuket with all their dough and basically all their valuable possesions.
i go back to bed now and sleep until noon, shaking my head and just chalking it all up as one more ladyboy incident that has left me so jaded and pissed off lately.
Stewart......this is part of the 10% of skanks, liars, whores, thieves, assholes, cunts, bitches and complete idiots of this ladyboy society that i have been bitching about all week. if i ever see this girl again she gets much more than a slap upside the head. lets just say that she may become one of those shark-eyed postops whether she wants to or not LOL.
Jon
so now us 3 are chatting and some cool song begins to play and we all are dancing, slowly, near our table. ladyboy number 2 is in front of me keeping my attention focused on her nice rack, while I am holding her waist and she is holding mine and we are swaying to the Cypress Hill song playing loudly from the speakers. meanhwile, Ann, the one i wanted to take home and ream, is behind me doing the same thing; grinding next to me and swaying in motion with the music, so all 3 of us were moving as one and it was pretty hot in the troipical air and we were all sweating and getting pretty hot.
now, I may be a pervert and get too loaded sometime, but I am not stupid and my senses usually remain pretty clear even after 4 or 5 Carlsburgs. so when I felt Ann's hand reaching into my left pocket to lift my cash, it was something that was very obvious to me, you know? and this is obviously something these 2 do often to unsuspecting tourists; difference is they didn't know they were dealing with a guy who has been in this scene for 5 years now and has seen it all.
naturally now i am pissed and freak out; i grab her hand and squeeze it and then slap her in the head and tell her she is a stupid cunt. of course she denies it and by now her friend is gone because she didn't want the same bitch-slap and i am just screaming at Ann. as i tell her, are you fucking stupid or what? i already agreed that we would go home and fuck and you are STILL trying to steal my cash? how the hell would i pay you after i blow my sizeable load on your tits you stupid skank?
so now i calm down and she apologizes and everything is cool again. yes, i should have walked right then, but there are not a lot of options for ladyboys on this tropical paradise so i agree to take her to my bungalow and we have a ball. just to get her back i violate her sphincter EXTRA hard and make sure she feels it; lots of pillow-biting and screaming follows and when i lose my wad it ends up all over here and i am happy because she deserves it. i give her 1000 plus 200 for a few pics i take for my personal file, and she is out the door by 3AM.
about 15 minutes later there is some mad shit going on out in the area around my bungalow, and this skank is knocking on my door again. the people next door, some swedish couple on holiday, said that she broke into their place while they were sleeping and they had a major fight and they tossed her out, and she came back to my room [thanks]. we were all kind of groggy by now, so i apologized for the drunken lush, told them it was an innocent mistake and that she mistook their room for mine, which i really thought was the case. now we send the girl on her way, and all go back to bed.
about 6 hours later the couple is POUNDING on my bungalow door; they hadn't noticed the night before, but this pathetic pig had stolen 4700 baht from their dresser, as well as both passports, and their credit cards and wallets. My head feels like an anvil as we all walk to the apache bar with the police and demand to find the girl, who has already gone back to Phuket with all their dough and basically all their valuable possesions.
i go back to bed now and sleep until noon, shaking my head and just chalking it all up as one more ladyboy incident that has left me so jaded and pissed off lately.
Stewart......this is part of the 10% of skanks, liars, whores, thieves, assholes, cunts, bitches and complete idiots of this ladyboy society that i have been bitching about all week. if i ever see this girl again she gets much more than a slap upside the head. lets just say that she may become one of those shark-eyed postops whether she wants to or not LOL.
Jon
