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That ladyboy lesbian threesome video was the hottest porn I have EVER seen and it was so hot I showed it to my wife (there is a reason why and I will get to that) and she want bonkers for it. She is not off the hook with ladyboys and wants to get fucked by one, see me go down on one, get fucked by one. I mean, I am in shock.
I shouldn't be, because she is Asian, from a part of Asia that is very conservative and once she got here, with me, she went wild after the first orgasm. In the last 16 months she has wanted to fuck non-stop.
She knew nothing of lesbians in her home country and once she realized women can have sex with other women, she wanted to see it and experience. It wasn't long before we had out first MFF threesome. SHE LOVED IT! Thought she'd have a stroke from the orgasms. I was so unbelievably blown away that she loved watching me fuck the other girl. Even in her ass! I kept thinking I was going to wake up from a dream. And that threesome thing happened many times.
Then she wanted two guys. And she wanted to feel what DP was like. I was surprised by that and a little bit not cooperative, partially because she couldn't even take me in her rear (and I'm just 6.5 inches and average in width).
But my lifelong best friend has always admitted to having a small dick. He and I live in different states now and I suggested to my wife that maybe he can visit and she can surprise him. Well, he came on down and that very night it was MMF time and yeah, the poor guy has a small one. But it was small enough that she could take it in that 3rd input.
She orgasmed almost immediately. Then when it was DP time she had three in a row. My friend was one lucky man. Poor guy had not had sex in nearly two years and then WHAMO! He came three times. The first two in her mouth (befor any anal action, of course) and the third in her ass (my friend has had sex with TWO women in his life. the last his ex-wife. after their divorce he was fully tested and was 100% clean. i was not worried about std's with him and told him to go ahead and do whatever she wanted. i'd never let that happen with anyone else). By the way, I had viagara for him in case he was too nervouse to get it up. He didn't need it at all!
My wife is fucking hot, people.
And no, I am not making this shit up.
SO THEN SHE ASKED ABOUT LADYBOYS! She knew I was into them. Never been with one, mind you, but thought they were hot. She was curious.
I showed her the lesbian threesome video that is all the rage here and she immediately started asking me to find us one to have sex with.
OK, that is where we run into the problem. We live in the South. Bible belt country, #1.
Fat people country, #2 (there are more fat and out of shape people here then I ever thought possible).
I have looked into this for her and the transexuals I have found are not even close to being fem. Most are simply cross dressers. Many of them are fat blobs and harry. Craigslist is full of them. YUCK!
So the problem is, how do we find a sensial, Asian, fem looking, passable transexual? Without going to Thailand. Without going to NYC or California. If possible.
Then there is the problem of her ignorance of how STD's are transmitted. She hates condoms and does not like the idea of blowing someone with one on their penis. I would insist on that.
She wants very badly to see ME go down on a ladyboy and take a load in the mouth. Uh, that is not safe. If she wants to see me suck a ladyboy's stick I will, but only if a condom is over it.
She wants me to fuck a ladyboy (and I so want to), but she also wants a ladyboy to fuck ME. Uh, I doubt if my ass could take it. I mean, I'd do anything to please her and give her what she wants, but my ass is so tight you'd struggle to check my prostate. How the hell am I going to accept some hard dick up there?
I know, I know. I shouldn't be complaining. But the fact is she wants what she wants and I would like to find a way to please her and give her at least some of this.
Anyone else lucky enough to struggle with this?
In two years we will go back to her home country and could always pass through the land of smiles on the way back. But I am scared of STD's. Cannot help it.
One suggestion she had was to get on adultfriendfinder and look for a 18 or 19 year old bi-sexual guy and that would be close enough. Uh, not for me. Sorry. No way.
I shouldn't be, because she is Asian, from a part of Asia that is very conservative and once she got here, with me, she went wild after the first orgasm. In the last 16 months she has wanted to fuck non-stop.
She knew nothing of lesbians in her home country and once she realized women can have sex with other women, she wanted to see it and experience. It wasn't long before we had out first MFF threesome. SHE LOVED IT! Thought she'd have a stroke from the orgasms. I was so unbelievably blown away that she loved watching me fuck the other girl. Even in her ass! I kept thinking I was going to wake up from a dream. And that threesome thing happened many times.
Then she wanted two guys. And she wanted to feel what DP was like. I was surprised by that and a little bit not cooperative, partially because she couldn't even take me in her rear (and I'm just 6.5 inches and average in width).
But my lifelong best friend has always admitted to having a small dick. He and I live in different states now and I suggested to my wife that maybe he can visit and she can surprise him. Well, he came on down and that very night it was MMF time and yeah, the poor guy has a small one. But it was small enough that she could take it in that 3rd input.
She orgasmed almost immediately. Then when it was DP time she had three in a row. My friend was one lucky man. Poor guy had not had sex in nearly two years and then WHAMO! He came three times. The first two in her mouth (befor any anal action, of course) and the third in her ass (my friend has had sex with TWO women in his life. the last his ex-wife. after their divorce he was fully tested and was 100% clean. i was not worried about std's with him and told him to go ahead and do whatever she wanted. i'd never let that happen with anyone else). By the way, I had viagara for him in case he was too nervouse to get it up. He didn't need it at all!
My wife is fucking hot, people.And no, I am not making this shit up.
SO THEN SHE ASKED ABOUT LADYBOYS! She knew I was into them. Never been with one, mind you, but thought they were hot. She was curious.
I showed her the lesbian threesome video that is all the rage here and she immediately started asking me to find us one to have sex with.
OK, that is where we run into the problem. We live in the South. Bible belt country, #1.
Fat people country, #2 (there are more fat and out of shape people here then I ever thought possible).
I have looked into this for her and the transexuals I have found are not even close to being fem. Most are simply cross dressers. Many of them are fat blobs and harry. Craigslist is full of them. YUCK!
So the problem is, how do we find a sensial, Asian, fem looking, passable transexual? Without going to Thailand. Without going to NYC or California. If possible.
Then there is the problem of her ignorance of how STD's are transmitted. She hates condoms and does not like the idea of blowing someone with one on their penis. I would insist on that.
She wants very badly to see ME go down on a ladyboy and take a load in the mouth. Uh, that is not safe. If she wants to see me suck a ladyboy's stick I will, but only if a condom is over it.
She wants me to fuck a ladyboy (and I so want to), but she also wants a ladyboy to fuck ME. Uh, I doubt if my ass could take it. I mean, I'd do anything to please her and give her what she wants, but my ass is so tight you'd struggle to check my prostate. How the hell am I going to accept some hard dick up there?
I know, I know. I shouldn't be complaining. But the fact is she wants what she wants and I would like to find a way to please her and give her at least some of this.
Anyone else lucky enough to struggle with this?
In two years we will go back to her home country and could always pass through the land of smiles on the way back. But I am scared of STD's. Cannot help it.One suggestion she had was to get on adultfriendfinder and look for a 18 or 19 year old bi-sexual guy and that would be close enough. Uh, not for me. Sorry. No way.
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