Help! 45 days with no ladyboy sex!

[looktoyou]

This truly made me laugh. Welcome to the real world for 99.9% of males. You may not shoot yourself but you will wish you had.....

But this presents a relearning experience with boundless opportunities. To meet smug, arrogant western women in all their fat glory. To exist in a land without ladyboys. To experience restaurants with food that is not fresh, not cheap, not fast & definitely not with friendly service. To look at the very rare attractive woman and be met with "stop perving at me you dirtly old man".

Enjoy.

[Guest]

Shoot the family and friend so you can return in less than 45 days.

[katoeylover]

(ziggystardust @ Sep. 15 2007,19:10) Shoot the family and friend so you can return in less than 45 days.

Thanks Ziggy!!

Me, dave duke and Tomcat are in the firing line then!!

[Guest]

It's like the joke about "What do you do if you have a gun, you're with a friend in the woods and are getting chased by a bear?". Shoot your friend and run away.

How about "Salt Peter" the stuff they gave soldiers to make them not horny. Wrapping the hands in duct tape? Keeping pictures of mum in your shirt pocket? Reading the Bible?

What does a priest do? Oh, oh, best not go there.

[gunslinger]

45 days eh? I'm going back home for Xmas this year an all for the first time in 6 years, I've gotta say I'm really looking foward to it, maybe because It's been a while since I've done it!

I'm only gong for 7 days mind you.

[buttafly]

work out for 3 hours a day

go dirt-biking a lot

take a car out on the expressway with the sunroof open, blast the tunes and go 150 KMH

Visit family and revel in that, they are 100 times more important than any transvestite

read a good non-fiction book

eat western food for a change

count your new-found Pounds

visit a real city {London?} where bars stay open past 145am

go over to Amsterdam for a week, it's close and it's the best city in the world


have chin-wags with people you really have stuff in common with, and not confused teenaged hookers

catch up on the world's current events


Haven't seen a shemale in 4 months and could care less, when you have more interesting things to do you'd be surprised just how unimportant these gender-dysphopric junkies really are.


was that helpful?

[stogie bear]

(buttafly @ Sep. 19 2007,23:40) was that helpful?

In a way, yes! Anyway; I thought we banned you!!!

[divertwo]

...a ton of LB's post on various sites from London and the UK...some P4P I'm sure and others wanting something else beside a good shag and $$. When I go to the US mainland(just returned today), I always line up potential partners before I hit the ground there and if I have the time and interest, give them a call. At least your planning far ahead of your trip.