Help! 45 days with no ladyboy sex!

[Guest]

(allstar88 @ Sep. 13 2007,02:18) xmas in the uk,   turkey,sprouts,the queens speech,the wizard of oz on t.v. ,socks and bath salts,charades,mince pies,warm pissy beer,street fights ,cold rain, no ladyboys are you sure you dont want to cancel stogie?

and don't forget that quaint british habit of placing carpet around the toilet bowl........ just to remind you that you were really drunk the night before, when you pissed/threw up and missed the toilet......
   

[katoeylover]

The 45 days will just make you see life from our npoint of view.

Maybe you won't take what you've got so much for granted, and see what we have to put up with between visits.

[harley quinn]

(jonstroud @ Sep. 13 2007,02:53)

(daveduke007 @ Sep. 13 2007,09:47) the Queen's speech is ok        

Maybe, but on this occasion there was a bit too much whining about the 45 days without sex.

At least there was nothing about the "anus horriblis"-

I assume that this phrase referred to one of those hairy monstrosities that turn up occassionally.

Long may she reign

and take that Russia

[Torurot]

Blowup doll seems to be the only practical solution. Make sure you get a supply of duct tape in case of leaks. Don't want any disappointments after only day two with your "friend" deflating. Won't take up too much weight or space in your case. Enjoy Fuck me, only 45 days! Typical British winging & whining over nothing.

[moe666]

Also the most expensive eating out in the world now( go ahead and shoot yourself)

[googoo335]

Im going to Poland for a weekend soon and hope to visit a concentration camp and get drunken. You will do the same. Enjoy!

[stogie bear]

Typical British winging & whining over nothing.

Damn right!

[daveduke007]

NEVER

"Stiff upper lip"

[rxpharm]

Stogie, you can use your bonus not only to create your own woman, but your own ladyboy!

Remember this post? Then Stogie created woman ...

There is an option for a shemale love doll ! Perfect for your 45 day visit to the UK!

[daveduke007]

Well its 45 days to go now till I arrive in

Funny but my mood is getting better and better each day

[Randyman]

Wow, this place has gotten fucking huge whilst I was gone. Over here in islamic terriorist land I have to go 3 1/2 months in between whore mongering.
I will say it does keep the callouses off of the hands
Hi gentlemen, thought I'd drop in....Rxpharm got me off my ass.
Randyman

[rxpharm]

Randyman, great to see you back! Good that you are still safe and sound, the forum hasn't been the same without you!

[seamus]

Loads of Ladyboys on Eros,you might find the price not to your liking, but one midway through your trip would get you bye ! & then there's the great British pass time of going to a footy match on a saturday & a few beers afterwards ! & I'm sure some of us guys on here will meet up with you for a beer or two, as I know you do the same when we cum over to Thailand, "Am I wrong Guys" ?

[Guest]

I dont know if it suits you but I have a ladyboy that calls me(all the time!) and she likes the audio version of chok wow dui. I had my doubts, but after several weeks, I found that it can be intense and workable. It's not the complete package but it is way better than nothing.

[Guest]

Arbeit Macht Frei. Well maybe not, but at least it may keep your mind off other things.