Help! 45 days with no ladyboy sex!

[stogie bear]

In December I'm going back to Poland, sorry, I mean England for a few weeks...

Which means that I'll be starting a 45 day period without access to ladyboys and will have to just wank my eyesight away! No more 2 day flits to Pattaya... no more trips to Nana to spread my jizz amongst the ladyboy fraternity... no more ogling Jennys perfect body but never quite having enough bottle to bar fine her and bugger that ass till she bleeds...

For the first few weeks I'll be working and catching up with family and friends and then in the new year a mate is coming to England who I haven't seen for a while (which is why I am staying so long!)

So - what do you do to substitute for not having sex with beautiful Asian ladyboys?

HELP ME PLEASE!  

[moe666]

Shoot you're self.

[daveduke007]

 Listen Pal I would have gone 23 WEEKS without my ladyboy before I get back to at the end of October and your complaining about 45 DAYS

My advice would be to take Jenny mate and let her give YOU a good seeing too

I get by with self hand jobs at the mo whilst watching vid's of lb's

Hope to see you in Pattaya Stogie around the 8th November but if not hope to meet up with you again in Blighty

[stogie bear]

(moe666 @ Sep. 13 2007,06:50) Shoot you're self.

Hmmm... tempting. Any other ideas?

See you around Xmas, Dave...

[nigel69]

don't know if they have invented the "blow up- ladyboy doll" as yet, but they should have ,just for you Stogie.You could even have a choice as to whether you blow up the tits or want a femboy for the night.
Now there's a marketing opportunity to fellow board members!!!!!!

[Guest]

Theres tons of older past date malaysian lb´s touring the UK, they ask about 200£, go for it.

[allstar88]

castration

[Road Runner]

I just import my own ladyboy

RR.

[machodik]

Considering the circumstances and all those good suggestions around, probably try to have a 45 days with GG, well this is just my suggestions.

MD

[allstar88]

xmas in the uk,   turkey,sprouts,the queens speech,the wizard of oz on t.v. ,socks and bath salts,charades,mince pies,warm pissy beer,street fights ,cold rain, no ladyboys are you sure you dont want to cancel stogie?

[Ladyboy_Loser!]

Welcome to my world SB. Guess you will just have to find that one LB who claims that she is in London at this time. She is a looker by the way and has her ad on ww.face-pic.com. Sometimes thought it's better to go without so that we can really appreciate what we have in Thailand.

[daveduke007]

(allstar88 @ Sep. 13 2007,01:18) xmas in the uk,   turkey,sprouts,the queens speech,the wizard of oz on t.v. ,socks and bath salts,charades,mince pies,warm pissy beer,street fights ,cold rain, no ladyboys are you sure you dont want to cancel stogie?

the Queen's speech is ok

[jonstroud]

(daveduke007 @ Sep. 13 2007,09:47) the Queen's speech is ok

Maybe, but on this occasion there was a bit too much whining about the 45 days without sex.

[Guest]

45 day period without access to ladyboys

better start stocking up you're porn bank now- go down to obs get nam -suck her, shag her and post the dirty deed in a full illustrated report here.

[stogie bear]

(allstar88 @ Sep. 13 2007,08:18) xmas in the uk, turkey,sprouts,the queens speech,the wizard of oz on t.v. ,socks and bath salts,charades,mince pies,warm pissy beer,street fights ,cold rain, no ladyboys...

are you sure you dont want to cancel stogie?

That shooting myself option is looking better...