The land that time forgot

[Guest]

hey guys.......not much internet access for me these days as I am travelling and i can find internet cafes but they all suck and are very slow........my PC was a waste on this trip because I can't plug it in anywhere.......so please forgive me if I have not been posting and monitoring this board lately, but i know it is in good hands with Stogie behind the wheel [really!].

any case, back in a real city in a few days and i will be back up here bugging you guys like always and sharing my boring stories.

se ya Jon

[Bit Beefy]

How this fella calls his stories boring i will never no. If anybody else has got any boring stories like Jons please do post um.....

[Snick]

I had a ladyboy call me a 5am asking if she could come over, she sounded drunk. But I said no...which makes this another boring story.

[Bit Beefy]

Did u not wana snuggle up with her??? lol

[stogie bear]

I just did my shopping and I forgot cat litter! Now I'll have to go shopping again tomorrow just for cat litter.

That's a bit boring.

[Guest]

Do you know what the linear expansivity of copper is ?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Snick, arn't you the lucky one having ladyboys call you up. Though were you get your looks, charm and intelligence is I am afraid more of a mystery !

Bricktop

[Guest]

I have frost on my windows.
There all frozen shut.
Had tom yam kung tonight...It was good.......................

[Snick]

"Boring story", implies at minimum a story. My window is frosted and I need cat litter is not a story.

I got so drunk last night, that I did NOT call the LB I wanted at 2am, is (unfortunately) not a story either.

I woke up this morning, looked out the window and saw a Elephant in the car park...now thats a story.

Snick

[Guest]

Oh listen to Mr. hemingway here.
Now if there were 10 naked ladyboys riding the elephant
THAT WOULD BE A GOOD STORY !

[Snick]

I have one riding an elephant, but clothed. I'll ask Jon if he'll let me hire an Elephant for a photo shoot.

Call me Papa,
Snick

[Blue Ballz]

Stogie-You were going on about that fucking cat litter last week!!! I ahte to be in your house it must stink by now!! Your poor little pussy!!! Sort it out Stogie ans stay away from $5 bags of Doritos!! BTW if anyone is headed towards LOS and Stogiebear-PLEASE-bring him a nice big salty bag of Doritos!! BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!

[stogie bear]

Once upon a time I didn't have the money to buy an expensive bag of Doritos.

Now that, my firends, IS a boring story!

[Guest]

I feel for you Stogie,
When I come to town I'll buy you a big bag.

[Blue Ballz]

Jeff my old son I am NOT kidding about the Doritos!! if you bring him a big, fat bag then, trust me, he will be one happy Bear!!

[Guest]

D.o.r.i.to,s , im writing it down.
That and cheeseburger's , if I remember correctly.
Be there in two weeks !! I cant @$&*% wait. It will take me a week to thaw out. Flying United of course.