I would tell you this. No I would yell this into your ear. Stop this fantasy league approach to Thailand and ladyboys and preparation and anticipation. The absolute best way to be is free of any expectations and plans to bed some beauty you saw on a web site. Just take the taxi to your hotel. Take a shower. Put 2000 baht in your pocket(the one that won't get picked) and get your sorry ass to Nana. Go into a ladyboy bar and you have about 30 Areeya similar types from which to choose. Pay the bar fine--600 baht for the beauty of your choice and take her to your hotel. Don't ask her what she wants unless you are ready to be smart and negotiate. Better just decide if you want long time or short time. ST give her 1000 baht or 1500 baht(if you really like what happened) and move on to the next one. This whole pent up, newbie thinking, crap just sets me off.

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