Relationships with ladyboys...

[Guest]

after reading tt changs trip report i just wanted to know how many fellas have actually been taken for a ride and how many fellas(if any) have a had a successful relationship.

[moe666]

Ladyboys are GG whats the difference. They are both Thai and want your money.

Your a farang working on western time and don't have a clue whats up or down and the little head is doing all the thinking for the big head.

[rxpharm]

Not just Thai, escorts, bargirls of any nationality want your $$$. Filipinas, Chinese, Western, they all want the same thing. Some are more skilled at making you feel good when emptying your wallet.

[mcqueen]

(rxpharm @ Jul. 28 2007,00:47) Not just Thai, escorts, bargirls of any nationality want your $$$. Filipinas, Chinese, Western, they all want the same thing. Some are more skilled at making you feel good when emptying your wallet.

I would like to extend that list: it's not just bargirls and escorts that want your money, that can usually be said about other women, with normal daytime jobs, as well.

[thaibound]

(mcqueen @ Jul. 27 2007,12:04)

(rxpharm @ Jul. 28 2007,00:47) Not just Thai, escorts, bargirls of any nationality want your $$$. Filipinas, Chinese, Western, they all want the same thing. Some are more skilled at making you feel good when emptying your wallet.

I would like to extend that list: it's not just bargirls and escorts that want your money, that can usually be said about other women, with normal daytime jobs, as well.

well, hell, let's go ahead and throw in business associates, out-of-work relatives and everybody's ex-wife.

not to mention most of the pornsites i thought i would "love long time".

"money number one" pretty much everywhere. look how much the catholic church just paid for buttholing a few (hundred) altar boys in l.a.

[katoeylover]

Which ever way you do it, we all pay in the end.

[TTChang]

(katoeylover @ Jul. 28 2007,03:39) Which ever way you do it, we all pay in the end.

And I'd rather pay 'per night', not by instalments through a lawyer (done that ... got the T shirt!!).

Yes, I rather thought my TR had been influential in setting these questions  

[moe666]

Pay me now are pay me later.

[Guest]

i'm in the pre played stage, and can't help myself
'suger pie honey bunch'

had the most horrible experience with a fat bird last night , the reality of being in the uk. got her kit off
flab everywhere, stomach falling down over her snatch- asshole like the knot in a balloon .

today i cant stop thinking of my lb bangers- even though shes probably getting rogered right now.

[stogie bear]

Thanks for reminding me NEVER to take my life here in Thailand for granted!

[buttafly]

Great Screen Name!

 Buzzcocks, circa 1979, we used to play that in my car in high school all the time

and the "Get a grip, they're all hookers you idiots"....where's Michaelangelo when we need him?

   Oh, the poll ..... there has  never been one successful instant of a falang who likes  ladyboys NOT having been played at some point, and for many it's over and over again and still happening to this day and they don't even know it. Does that help?    





  Orgasm Addict
Pete Shelley/Howard Devoto
Buzzcocks _Singles Going Study_ EMI CDP 7 46449 2 (1979)

Well you tried it just for once
Found it all right for kicks
But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines
Now your mother wants to know what are those stains on your jeans
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

You get in a heat
You get in a sulk
But you still keep a beating,  your meat to pulp
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

You're a kid Cassanova
You're a no jet-set
But it's a livin' -   fucking yourself to death
Orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

You're makin' out with school kids
Winos and heads of state
You even made it with the lady
Who puts the little plastic bobbies on the christmas cakes
Butchers' assistants and bellhops
You've had them all here and there
Children of god and their joy-strings
International women with no body hair


So when they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady
If sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready
You're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

[Foggy]

Every thing is about feelings..... so if your feeling good and being played , it dont matter... if its to much like hard work get out and do a trade in...

In the UK its one space hopper (fat orange thing kids used to bounce on ) after another so not so easy...yuk,

At least in thailand your next honey is a smile away....

[kahuna]

Some of them want to play you, but perhaps they just haven't had enough music lessons yet or perhaps the instrument they are trying to play is just a bit out of tune...

My cute little avatar...actually she is cute but not so little...has worked in the bar scene a little over one month...she came form the beauty products industry...which is a nice way of saying she was a sales person at Watson's...So now she is earning the big bht...I saw her first month's pay from the bar it was $7,000 bht...plus whatever her customers are paying her...a nice raise over the 4k bht she was making at Watsons...

I do like her and I have been generous with her...No I didn't buy her phones or TV's or gold...but I kept her for a few days running the first time, paid her nicely and sent her on her way...a week or so later I was feeling lonely and called her and she came back and spent a few days for which she was again compensated nicely...but not extravagantly...and again I said goodbye...On my last evening in BKK...I actually had another girl in mind to spend the evening with, but she called and I said maybe I'd come to her bar and she said she was not working so I said ok come on over...which she did...

After dinner we end up in Guess for a late night drink and she is chatting with the girls and they want to go dancing...the Isaan shit...so I said go...I have to get up early to catch my flight home see ya when I see ya...and I pay the bill and leave...about 30 minutes later she shows up at my hotel...cheeky little thing...I could have been with another girl by then..actually I should have been with another girl by then...But....

In any event, I get up early, pack for my trip home and she says she wants to go to the airport with me...I know that means extra bht for her, but I don't have much Thai cash left so I say OK...All goes well at the airport...I check in...we chat a bit...I put her in a taxi with the extra bht and I get the kisses and the big smiles...and I head for the bar...The sms comes right away...I ignore it...20 hours or so later when I get home...I reply...big mistake guys...she now has my USA cell number... ....

Sunday as I recall I get the usual message...HRU I miss U  I wait u when u come back to me...

Again I am reluctant to reply but eventually do... and then she sends pretty much the same message for 2 or 3 days...usually at her time which is the middle of the fucking night for me..so every time it wakes me and now I am getting a bit agitated...but she can't seem to grasp the time difference so it continues...

So about Thursday I get the convoluted message that has something to do with Mother and Mother's day on August 15 and some other shit that I can't understand...
and I tell her so...it is shorty followed by a message with her real name and all her banking information...

Well I am an old dumb Yank but it dosen't take me long to figure out that she is asking for money...and I can even figure out that it has something to do with Mother and Mother's day and something else that I don't understand but don't give a shit...

Now I don't know whether just to ignore or delete her entirely from my phone...but while I'm pondering that question, I continue to get the sms...where RU why u no talk me...etc., etc...

Finally this morning I give in and reply...and very nicely I might add...telling her that I do enjoy spending time with her but I will not send her any money for any reason whatsoever...and I will see her when I return to Thai...In short, I gave her the western version of "Up to You."

So a short while ago I do get the reply telling me how much she loves me and how I am number 1 in her heart and how much she misses me and indirectly, when will I send her some money...

I am now in the ignore mode...

She will soon move on to the next guy/victim and I won't hear from her again until I am near to return to LOS in September...

So guys the moral of my story is...there is no moral to my story...And likely most everyone who has visited Thai and spent time with these beauties can tell us the same story...

But I have learned that the real trick is, if you can just manage to stay a little out of tune, when they try and play you, the music won't sound so pleasing to their ears...

Cheers,

Kahuna

[PigDogg]

(buttafly @ Jul. 28 2007,14:12) Great Screen Name!

 Buzzcocks, circa 1979, we used to play that in my car in high school all the time

Everbody's Happy Nowadays is alos a catchy tune.

[donnnnnny]

:up:nice one kahuna. this man is the fastest learner in the business. gone from a sweet virgin to acynical old cunt like the rest of us in about 1 year.post again sir you are a champion and a funny sod tooooooo see ya september mate