The 5 Beer Chang Rule

[buttafly]

Just being truthful here gents, and leading it off with the magic number 5; in other words, once I get to 5 or more of my favorite Beer Chang's the sexual performance pretty much goes down the drain for myself and my partner, as proven yet again last night with an unfortunate lass from the Guess Bar.

So....bottom line......how many beers and/or mixed drinks can you have and still be able to have a wild time in the sack and perform like a true champion? I know for myself that with 1, 2 or 3 Chang's I will be OK; I start to hit number 4 or 5 and I am mailing it in and probably better off just heading home alone to watch one of Stogie's home videos.

[rob69in]

A mere sniff of the bar maids apron for me & the sleep drug has been iniciated. I have to be very careful not to mix drink with shagging!

[donnnnnny]

if you insist on drink drain water what do you expect. beer chang is gaustly fucking shite as is singha and watneys red barrel
better try some real beer like john smiths yorkshire bitter. keeping english cocks hard for 200 years and a few aussies

[buttafly]

But Chang tastes soooooooo good!!

IMO of course

and......double-edged sword; it has a higher alcohol content so we can get buzzed much more quickly than in the west, and hence can not fuck! I still like it though, great stuff that Elephant beer!!

[stogie bear]

(rob69in @ Apr. 19 2007,19:08) A mere sniff of the bar maids apron for me & the sleep drug has been initiated. I have to be very careful not to mix drink with shagging!

Same same... It's either one or t'other... Beer and whisky, etc are avenues of entertainment rarely ventured down these days. I certainly won't touch a drop if shagging is on the menu. I'm not 17 any more!

[kahuna]

(rob69in @ Apr. 19 2007,20:08) A mere sniff of the bar maids apron for me & the sleep drug has been iniciated. I have to be very careful not to mix drink with shagging!

Gotta go with the Missionary here too...Coke Lite...

I like to fall asleep next to their lovely warm bodies,
not pass out...

kahuna

[harley quinn]

(stogie bear @ Apr. 19 2007,15:26)

(rob69in @ Apr. 19 2007,19:08) A mere sniff of the bar maids apron for me & the sleep drug has been initiated. I have to be very careful not to mix drink with shagging!

Same same... It's either one or t'other... Beer and whisky, etc are avenues of entertainment rarely ventured down these days. I certainly won't touch a drop if shagging is on the menu. I'm not 17 any more!

afraid its one or the other these days - and to be honest I prefer the other (isn't he bold!!)

Seems like the new buzz phrase in the bars of BKK will be "and a cola for the old boy"

[BigTel]

After 5 Beer Changs I still haven't taken home a ugly one, but I certainly have woken up with a few




12 days to Wheels up

[moe666]

Big Tel, as long as you don't have to chew off your arm so as not to wake her she is ok.

[Guest]

I can kill about 2 beers and still perform ok. 2 or 3 more and I usually can't be bothered. And sleep is a more attractive offer than any LB.

[tommy1983]

The only effect beer has on me regarding sex is I cant cum when I have a few....... lucky me  

[daveduke007]

Fortunately for me I have never suffered from "Brewer's Droop" and long may it continue  as Im 46

Keeping it up for Queen and Country  

Dave...

[brocklanders]

Large or small Beer Chang's? Big difference. Large maybe 2..3 at the most with Cialis. For small beers, its about 5.

[strocube]

Usually no more than three drinks. After that there's really no point.
I'm 47, but alcohol and sex have never mixed for me. I prefer the herb, it doesn't kill woodys, and for me it really enhances the experience.
Cheers,
-J

[Guest]

I am so happy to see all these comments as I thought it was just me . I am a little long in the tooth and certainly struggle after a few beers. I do like my Chang but force myself to have Heineken sometimes as it is no way as strong.