A "Smart" gift for a ladyboy

[buttafly]

(brocklanders @ Mar. 17 2007,14:43) I hope you guys are only giving $100US gifts to girls that you are close friends with or spent a lot of time with.....

I rarely give gifts to anyone and if any ladyboy wants something from me at all I had better get sex or some other type of trade-off in return, usually some type of "work" and I always get it..... but I met a very sweet [ and castrated!] girl from Roiet recently who was in Cascades only 3 weeks, spoke only a handful of english words and could barely get by in there ..... while in Pattaya I picked her up one of these deals for 3K baht and in 6 months her English will be much better and she can make more dough. I will be on the other side of the planet by then and could care less really, but she seems like a nice kid and I wanted to help her out.

Believe me, I am NOT endorsing gift-giving like this to a girl you have just met and usually I am the last person to dig down for a gift of any type, but I had a soft spot for this kid and got one for her; I hope it makes her a bundle in the end.

[kahuna]

For 135 bht you can buy an english-thai/thai-english dictionary...I give them to some girls but only because it helps me communicate with them...
I doubt seriously if it ever gets used after I depart their company...

[Torurot]

Flassitor said:
"I buy them one male water buffalo and one female water buffalo. In just a few short years, these two have multiplied to where the girl then has a whole herd of buffalo. "

So when she calls you up and says "My Buffalo sick" she really means it?

[stogie bear]

These are between 3000 and 5000 baht...

Well, they go up to about 14,500 Baht, but then you get what you pay for...

The idea of giving gifts always appeals to me, but I've only done it once and that was to make ME feel good just as much as it was the girl.

But can the buffalo speak english?

...and more importantly; will the buffalo give me a hand job!

[Groundhog]

(flassitor @ Mar. 17 2007,19:02) I buy them one male water buffalo and one female water buffalo. In just a few short years, these two have multiplied to where the girl then has a whole herd of buffalo.

... so ... like where can I get a good deal on a couple of water buffaloes ...


... will this make me the center of attention next time I walk into Obsession? (like anyone needs more attention at Obsession ...)

[Masahiko]

If you walk into Obsessions with 2 water buffaloes you MIGHT just be the center of attention...especially if the water buffalo know how to give hand jobs.

[stogie bear]

If I had two buffalos that could give me hand jobs I wouldn't take them to Obsessions...

Much more room in Cascades!

[PigDogg]

(stogie bear @ Mar. 17 2007,10:57) If I had two buffalos that could give me hand jobs I wouldn't take them to Obsessions...

Much more room in Cascades!  

Me and me buffaloes go to Lumpini Park,

[Guest]

But what would you do when one of the buffalo fell over onto the motorbike being ridden by Grandma ?

Would your holiday insurance cover a payout ?  l would love to see Jasper Carrott read that one out.

How on earth would a buffalo use the translator machine, hoofs are way too big for the buttons, they will have to stick to reading the dictionary.

Anybody know how much to ask for L/T S/T for the buffalo ?

[stogie bear]

Yes... good questions... You are making me re-think this whole buffalo thing now.

God - life was so much easier with just gender confusion to deal with. Now this bovine bollocks is really messing up my head.

[moe666]

SB you stole my line

[stogie bear]

How on earth would a buffalo use the translator machine, hoofs are way too big for the buttons, they will have to stick to reading the dictionary.

Yeah, and muggins here gets stuck with the job of turning the pages!

(This thread is getting silly!)

[Groundhog]

(Masahiko @ Mar. 17 2007,22:27) ...especially if the water buffalo know how to give hand jobs.

Waterbuffalos lack opposable thumbs, and have those hard hooves (do you call it a 'hoof job') ...

Ouch ... I think I'll leave my willie in the hands of the LBs.

.. but ... like... what are those four wiener thingies on the bottom of a waterbuffalo ....

... and how do you tell a boy from a girl waterbuffalo (turn them over?)

Inquiring minds want to know

[katoeylover]

Bovine bollocks is actually a delicacy to some in the UK/

like to try some?

[Guest]

Don't know about Bovine bollocks,

But Korean Meat Balls. . . .

Apparantly they're the Dogs Bollocks