Pissed On But Not Pissed Off

[kahuna]

Ok I'm an idiot...so you don't have to remind me...but I've been pissed on in several bars and can't seem to remove the scent...

So now when I enter the bar (s) that one girl somehow believes that she has exclusive rights to me and owns me and all the other girls smile and move on...
or in the case with one bar where I have tried to remove the scent...I'm completely ignored by all...

I've tried the polite explanation and receive the puzzled look and the "I don't understand" response...

I've tried bringing other girls into the bar (s) to make a statement...and that definitely does not work...all I get is death looks from her and her friends...

I have even asked friends to go into the bar and chat with the girl and they emerge and say everything is fine and it is until I return to the bar...

They all know that I take other girls from other bars and even other girls from their bar...but their scent remains...

Help guys...I reek of their scent...how do I remove it?

kahuna the pissed on fool

[vangough05]

thats the second most funny thing i have read today

[stogie bear]

It's simple... YOU have allowed the girls to affect you and how you behave so they play the game of manipulating you.

It's a bit like monkeys throwing shit at the visitors to a zoo. They wouldn't do it unless it gave them a good laugh at your expense!

It's time to play hardball and ignore the ones who think they own you and go after the ones whose asses need a good stretching.  

Remember: These people aren't your mates. They are hookers who need firm ground rules to instill correct behaviour patterns.

[PigDogg]

Well if you were str8 or then you could just move on to another bar.

But by the end of the week you've run out of different bars.

[jackc]

Maybe this strategy will work, but somewhat expensive. Go into the same bar, make it a point to pick a different girl each time, and for sure they would not say no to the baht. Sooner or later, the message will get through to these girls that you are not someone they can fuck with (pun intended).

Works for me whenever i hit the same bars. Somehow these lbs seem to think they have a territorial right to you, when all you have done is barfine them once.

[Torurot]

Some people pay good money to be pissed on. Probably an acquired taste. On the other hand, buy them a drink, and make it VERY clear you are moving on. As mentioned above money is a great motivator and an even better stain/scent remover.

[Tomcat]

(kahuna @ Mar. 02 2007,11:50) one girl somehow believes that she has exclusive rights to me and owns me and all the other girls smile and move on...

Kahuna... you serial Butterfly.....

IMO
in the past a few of the superstars could maybe throw thier weight around and boss the other girls about but i dont see that now...the last time i was in town i switched LBS five times in five days and just got a few kicks, minor scratches and some crocodile tears.

I just wear a thick skin , its not nice but it works for me

as a rule....
if i go with a sweety for a few days in a row i avoid the bar for a while before setting foot again.. like a cool off period...sometimes i break this rule.

[kahuna]

Thank you all for the advice...

Went to Cascades last night where I reek of one girl's scent and selected a new girl named Beer...

Fortunately or unfortunately the pisser was on holiday, but I'm certain when she returns the word
will get around (if it hasn't already) as there were many of her friends watching...

Interestingly I sat with one of my lady friends (the ones you always chat with and buy drinks for but never bar fine)
and she actually pullled Beer off the stage for me.  But as I was leaving with Beer she said to me, "I keep secret."

Off to Pattaya for a few today so we'll see what happens in Cascade when I return...I'll worry about
the Guess Bar problem later...

kahuna

[thaibound]

oh, okay, i get it. you weren't literally talking about how to get the smell of your tirak's piss off your face and out of your clothes were you?
sorry sorry i guess i got this thread confused with the one about ladyboy dommes. my bad.
but now that i've read lusi mustang's website i was wondering....

[Groundhog]

(thaibound @ Mar. 03 2007,09:43) oh, okay, i get it. you weren't literally talking about how to get the smell of your tirak's piss off your face and out of your clothes were you?

I think it was only his legs that get pissed on ... it does tend to stiffen the cuffs though (... and is hell on white Armani slacks)

[Guest]

you either love it or they really hate you!!!! my guess your a bit of a tit

[daveduke007]

[stogie bear]

(tim12121212 @ Mar. 03 2007,10:00) my guess your a bit of a tit

My guess is you won't be posting on this forum much longer!

[Per Vers]

(stogie bear @ Mar. 03 2007,12:47)

(tim12121212 @ Mar. 03 2007,10:00) my guess your a bit of a tit

My guess is you won't be posting on this forum much longer!    

What a royal comment!!    

[BAM]

This is what I use ......... http://www.urine-off.com/page.aspx?page_id=44

works great!