Thai Etiquette in the Bedroom ?

[Guest]

Hi Guys,

As you will later guess from this current posting I find myself with too much time again and have begun contemplating a solution to a deepening problem.....

The first travel book I ever read about Thailand and thai custom which intrigued me so was that on no account must you ever touch a thai persons head as this is believed to be sacred.

Now I have always made myself aware of this whenever i go to thailand and find it very difficult when i make out not to grab her hair widely while i'm bucking away doggie style

Or in the missionary slipping my hand under the base of her head, gripping it hard and yanking her towards me as i hammer away like a deranged, demented, droolong, rutting rhino till i erupt..

Any offers of help on this one apart from psychiatric assistance ?? I have tried handcuffing myself but I've been robbed so many times that this is no longer a viable option.

Many thanks and may all our ladyboys remain hairless.

[Guest]

When you breach the boudoir, all bets are off !

[smuttleydfs]

Dude

If it feels good...........Do It!!!!!

[Guest]

which boudoir is that sir ?

And what bets are being offered ? i'd love to know the odds ?

Apparently I have a 15 inch dick....bet your life savings on that tip pal.

Holla back buddy,

[Guest]

(smuttleydfs @ Feb. 19 2007,01:52) Dude

If it feels good...........Do It!!!!!    




 

You calling me a .... ?

Well it won't be the first time. Love your avatar by the way says alot about you !!!!!!!!!!!



Love ya work...

[Guest]

(breakermorant @ Feb. 19 2007,01:57) which boudoir is that sir ?

And what bets are being offered ? i'd love to know the odds ?

Apparently I have a 15 inch dick....bet your life savings on that tip pal.

Whatever Thai boudoir you refer to in your post.

I only bet on a cert  

In retrospect I think it's unfair to remove psychiatric from the menu. What kind of Aussie says 'Holla back.....buddy' ?

Your avatar says a lot about you too.

[Guest]

(lemarquis @ Feb. 19 2007,02:12)

(breakermorant @ Feb. 19 2007,01:57) which boudoir is that sir ?

And what bets are being offered ? i'd love to know the odds ?

Apparently I have a 15 inch dick....bet your life savings on that tip pal.

Whatever Thai boudoir you refer to in your post.

I only bet on a cert  

In retrospect I think it's unfair to remove psychiatric from the menu. What kind of Aussie says 'Holla back.....buddy' ?

Your avatar says a lot about you too.

you've misunderstood me fella. My last post was for smut.

and thirdly and fourthly i have no avatar and i'm not an aussie.....

been smokin too much shit tonite right

Sleep well dimwit.

[smuttleydfs]

(breakermorant @ Feb. 18 2007,13:03)

(smuttleydfs @ Feb. 19 2007,01:52) Dude

If it feels good...........Do It!!!!!    




 

You calling me a ....  ?

Well it won't be the first time.  Love your avatar by the way says alot about you !!!!!!!!!!!



Love ya work...

Kind of touchy aren't we???

Actually wasn't calling you Just putting in an expression but since you want to act like one.....well if the shoe fits

As far as your insinuation that I'm ....so be it I have no problems with my sexuality be it gay bi or hetero.....can you say the same?

Get over yourself

[Guest]

(breakermorant @ Feb. 19 2007,02:37)

(lemarquis @ Feb. 19 2007,02:12)

(breakermorant @ Feb. 19 2007,01:57) which boudoir is that sir ?

And what bets are being offered ? i'd love to know the odds ?

Apparently I have a 15 inch dick....bet your life savings on that tip pal.

Your avatar says a lot about you too.

i have no avatar

No, you misunderstand me 'fella'. The post in quotes was in response to me and I answered accordingly. So if you're not an Aussie, with your nic, you are probably not American 'buddy'.

Your avatar is vacant. That was the point.

[Guest]

jeez touchy or what yourself girl !!!!!!!!!

I couldn't give a shit if you covered your tiny maggot in chocolate spread and got your neighbours dog to lick it off for you !!!!!!

Chill out baby I hear Burger King has got there Double Whopper back on offer, go knock yourself out...

Have a nice day now Cowboy

[Guest]

(lemarquis @ Feb. 19 2007,02:53)

(breakermorant @ Feb. 19 2007,02:37)

(lemarquis @ Feb. 19 2007,02:12)

(breakermorant @ Feb. 19 2007,01:57) which boudoir is that sir ?

And what bets are being offered ? i'd love to know the odds ?

Apparently I have a 15 inch dick....bet your life savings on that tip pal.

Your avatar says a lot about you too.

i have no avatar

No, you misunderstand me 'fella'. The post in quotes was in response to me and I answered accordingly. So if you're not an Aussie, with your nic, you are probably not American 'buddy'.

Your avatar is vacant. That was the point.  

Wrong again

Like I said to the other Go get yourself a Double Whopper to satisfy those munchies...

[Guest]

Still vacant.

[smuttleydfs]

   

Kind of like his brain and his sense of humor        






 

[nigel69]

Let's get back to the topic here and I am guessing that "the breaker" is of Anglo origin ,although Morant is described as "Anglo-Australian".
I think that most of the lb's & gg's are well aware of the sexual habits of the "farang".It is known to me that a lot of Thai men will not go down on their women, possibly for the same "cultural" reasons as "the breaker" has suggested.However I know that Thai's love a good sucking/licking and are quite happy for us to get down and do the business, as it is not what they get from some Thai's.
Also I don't think they will last long if they are not familiar with our sexual habits and that to us "giving head" is part of our " cultural" history.If you can't use that mouth,tongue & lips you are missing out on 50% of what we have been given for pleasure.
Just another case of changing the habits of Countries through Western influence.

[Stewart]

The invisible bunfight fairy strikes again - magic!  

Hey Smuttley, he called you a cunt. I saw his posting before he deleted it!   Honest