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    I know that bottom part is not something you late 30- and 40- something guys want to read but it really works!   working out is the best way to improve your  sex life, trust me; and it only sucks at the beginning, after one month you will look forward to going to a gym!

                  I used to get winded easily while fucking; I was 40 pounds overweight and hadn't worked out for years and it showed both in my appearance and in my performance in bed.  I could still fuck for a while, but after 15 minutes or so I felt like I needed oxygen and what fun is that after all?

           had 2 unbelievable sexual romps with one of this website's superstars 3 weeks ago.... these would not even have been possible had I tried a year ago, I would have been out of breath and panting and sweating; now it's all good and it feels like part of my workout plan

         Not lecturing anyone here, but if you want to fuck better get in shape!
    Guilt is Gods way of telling you you're having too much fun.
    -Dennis Miller

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    LOL
    Not only have I started working out lately. I'm also doing some simple yoga routines to try and stay limber
    "Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon

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    • #3
      Yeah I heard of it.... hmmmm... really, doesn't fit well well into my beer-diet plan....

      MK
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEdXtf-GHvU

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      • #4
        You should switch to the Vodka+Red Bull plan, gives you more energy.
        "Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon

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        • #5
          I thought exercising once...I laid down and took a nap and the feeling went away...
          "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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          • #6
            (kahuna @ Dec. 28 2006,07:57) I thought exercising once...I laid down and took a nap and the feeling went away...


            Mark Twain?

              I used to feel like that also, but since I can easily fuck the best I have in 10 years and feel much better,  and people who don't see me in a long time compliment me on looking better I think I will keep it up.

               other fringe benefits;

                  clothes; loose
                 
            western women half your age flirting with you in bars and gyms

            Feel; better

                 No more fat jokes, especially from Thai's who are NOT afraid to speak their minds

              taking off shirt at beach; no problems

                 Watch; new hole to secure it

            Getting up from bed and/or chair; easier

                  Did I mention you can fuck better??
            Guilt is Gods way of telling you you're having too much fun.
            -Dennis Miller

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            • #7
              (kahuna @ Dec. 28 2006,07:57) I thought exercising once...I laid down and took a nap and the feeling went away...
              Thats Fucking Halarious.

              As for the Topic at hand, I'll revisit it again in about Ten years. If I ever see a Hot piece of sexy meat that makes me winded before I am in, Then it is truely Time to just Shoot myself. That or just watch Old reRuns of
              I Love Lucy, maybe even the HoneyMooners or something.

              The way I see it, If I'm 80yr's Old and I see a Hot Femboy Like Beau, If I can't wait to get winded after she TOPs Me, then its time to start telling the Tombstone engraver how I want the ATS.Com Fonts to Look like on my gravestone.
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              My Femboys can Beat up your Ladyboys.  

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              • #8
                (buttafly @ Dec. 28 2006,08:03)
                (kahuna @ Dec. 28 2006,07:57) I thought exercising once...I laid down and took a nap and the feeling went away...


                Mark Twain?

                  I used to feel like that also, but since I can easily fuck the best I have in 10 years and feel much better,  and people who don't see me in a long time compliment me on looking better I think I will keep it up.

                   other fringe benefits;

                      clothes; loose
                     
                western women half your age flirting with you in bars and gyms

                Feel; better

                     No more fat jokes, especially from Thai's who are NOT afraid to speak their minds

                  taking off shirt at beach; no problems

                     Watch; new hole to secure it

                Getting up from bed and/or chair; easier

                      Did I mention you can fuck better??
                how vain          

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                • #9
                  (Snick @ Dec. 28 2006,08:33) You should switch to the Vodka+Red Bull plan, gives you more energy.
                  in that case just book the hearse for me then two red bulls in coma


                  Thank good jd ,jb markers is good for diabetics


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                  • #10
                    (Snick @ Dec. 28 2006,00:33) You should switch to the Vodka+Red Bull plan, gives you more energy.
                    Yeah, I know, been there done that... I'm one of those diet-junkies...
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEdXtf-GHvU

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                    • #11
                      (allstar88 @ Dec. 28 2006,17:19) how vain
                      LOL,   I care more about these other  fringe benefits and feeling better than what some fat guy on a message board thinks, and I just wanted to share some tips on how to have better sex and to feel good. and pretty funny, someone who is vain starting another thread about dressing and looking like a bum most of the time and not caring!

                       Thanks anyway though, Vain and Confident are kind of synonymous!
                      Guilt is Gods way of telling you you're having too much fun.
                      -Dennis Miller

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                      • #12
                        Out of air, will be not a new experience for me...cause i am scuba dive instructor in emeritus status.
                        But while have sex...that will be a new experience...
                        I am 47,slim little sportily body..and i am not a rabitt.
                        My work out are sex with lb or GG(group as well)...    
                        I am smoke like a train, drink Mekhong before,while and of course after.....

                        May I should try a Chang diet or go to gyms to get this experience

                        Dieter
                        Ladyboy Pro....A Bigger Bang

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                        • #13
                          Living in cebu it is hard to choose what to do

                          I can drink rum at a dollar a bottle
                          I can smoke cigs for 70 cents a pack of 20
                          I can hump my LB wife as much as I like
                          I can laze around all day doing bugger all

                          But as you say, in my 40s it is not all possible at the same time

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                          • #14
                            Sounds like heaven to me....
                            "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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                            • #15
                              you know, if I read a thread like this a year or 2 ago from some other vain guy I would have agreed with the 'fuck it, I'd rather lie around and drink and get high' rational that some of the guys here are talking about because that was me!

                                     but I tried something else...... hell, I had to eventually, I was like 50 pounds more than I should have been .....and it worked out well in so many area's.   Screwing is so much better and more fun when you don't lose your breath, sweat like a pig and feel uncomfortable taking off your clothes.

                                 Hey, it's not for everyone, and I'm just making a suggestion here........MonkeyMan actually suggested this to me last year and I scoffed at him at first, now I am happy I took his advice.
                              Guilt is Gods way of telling you you're having too much fun.
                              -Dennis Miller

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