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Quite a few guys made it out last night for a meet-up which commenced at Bog Dogs and then continued through the usual venues. Ozzie was clearly on a mission to consume more alcohol than everyone else combined and so things were moving on at a fair pace by the time I caught up with them in Cascades. We had a new guy in town, and for the purposes of this we will call him Snapper. So the assembled motley crew included Stogie, Ozzie, TT Chang, Sped98, Snapper and myself. There was another guy but I never managed to get his name.
Well the first thing that struck me was how quiet Cascades was where I caught up with the boys around 9pm. Then I remembered Monkeyman saying that one of the former gals was getting married and probably half of the staff were up in the jungle at her wedding. The second thing that I noticed was that the drink prices were up again. Now the standard price for a beer in Cascades and Obsessions is up at 135 baht. Lady drinks are also up, and are now 130 baht, with 50 baht going to each gal. Service guys were really pushy last night for drinks which of course had the opposite effect and they got nothing out of me. Our entertainment was hampered when a farang girl decided she wanted to do her stuff on the poles and teamed up with #39 to do just that. Interesting how she chose the fattest, least attractive girl in the bar to hook up with. By all accounts from TTChang - she works as a dancer in Stringfellows in London - we were of the opinion that perhaps she should go back there quickly but being good guys we let it pass. Snapper decided to take Tee Tee which of course is a good choice - I forwarned him after she went to get changed, that this girl does not now the term discretionary dressing and true to form came back looking like a red hot hooker with shorts that struggled to contain her weapon inside and a very skimpy top. I think our new man Snapper was taken aback by this by quickly learned to adjust as teetee started massaging his lap area and fluttering her eyelashes. By this time Jay had arrived and so the assembled masses headed down to Obsession.
In Obsession, all the service girls were wearing Loy Kratong Thai silk dresses which made for a nice change - unfortunately for us, then the cabaret started. For some unknown reason, we had 4 gay guys doing their stuff on the stage which was about as appealing as watching paint dry. Ozzie meanwhile continued to try and drink Bangkok dry and moved rapidly through his drinks and poor Stogie had to join in the amazing race just to see who's head was going to hit the floor first. From what I could see as the race was progressing, this was one Stogie was clearly going to lose. Ozzie then invited Anna to drink 3 bottles of Heinekens one after another in rapid timing. I think he was quite impressed when she accomplished this admirably - It was quite funny though then seeing her dancing for the rest of the evening as the effects of the heinekens sank in. Jay by this time was knocking back tequilla's and invited most of the service staff to join her as well. Suffice to say, Jay is nursing a sore head today as she juggled between Tequila, Long Island Ice Tea's and back to Tequila.
Of course, being a busy night, the aircon sucked in Obsession and infact they probably decided to turn it off just so we sat there sweating and drinking more. 4 guys walked in and made some comments which I never picked up on and then all displayed looks of horror when Jay came over and sat on my lap - One motioned to his adams apple and mouthed, she is a bloke. Well strike me down I said, really, I had NO idea. Glad to see that the British youth are so well educated these days - luckily they decided to leave after a few minutes no doubt amazed at what they had learnt goes on in a ladyboy bar.
After a while we all decided at 1am to head over to KC3 as Jay wanted to see all the girls in their Loy Kratong outfits - the rest of us just wanted more drinks and to get into a bar where the aircon actually worked. So we hotfooted it over to Patpong and stumbled into KC3 just as the competition was coming to a close. KC3 was packed and the service was quick as always in there and the girls doing their normal hustling as only they seem to be able to do. I have to say the visual appearance of someone who had made up and hair styled for being in a beauty parade, somehow looked kinda naff when she then changed into a bikini yet her hair still looked like some kind of beehive kept in place by 3 aerosols of hairsprays and 2 jars of hair wax. The only thing of any note was when miss piggy came up and started talking to Jay - I kid you not there is a girl in KC3 who is the double of miss piggy - when we got back to the room, I showed Jay an internet pic of miss piggy and she burst out laughing and said "oh my god - yes they are the same"
We left Ozzie and Stogie continuing the wild drinking race in KC3 and I have no idea how they got home or even if they are home yet. Im sure more will be added that I may have overlooked by other assembled members of the crew out in Bangkok last night.
Cheers
Mardhi
Well the first thing that struck me was how quiet Cascades was where I caught up with the boys around 9pm. Then I remembered Monkeyman saying that one of the former gals was getting married and probably half of the staff were up in the jungle at her wedding. The second thing that I noticed was that the drink prices were up again. Now the standard price for a beer in Cascades and Obsessions is up at 135 baht. Lady drinks are also up, and are now 130 baht, with 50 baht going to each gal. Service guys were really pushy last night for drinks which of course had the opposite effect and they got nothing out of me. Our entertainment was hampered when a farang girl decided she wanted to do her stuff on the poles and teamed up with #39 to do just that. Interesting how she chose the fattest, least attractive girl in the bar to hook up with. By all accounts from TTChang - she works as a dancer in Stringfellows in London - we were of the opinion that perhaps she should go back there quickly but being good guys we let it pass. Snapper decided to take Tee Tee which of course is a good choice - I forwarned him after she went to get changed, that this girl does not now the term discretionary dressing and true to form came back looking like a red hot hooker with shorts that struggled to contain her weapon inside and a very skimpy top. I think our new man Snapper was taken aback by this by quickly learned to adjust as teetee started massaging his lap area and fluttering her eyelashes. By this time Jay had arrived and so the assembled masses headed down to Obsession.
In Obsession, all the service girls were wearing Loy Kratong Thai silk dresses which made for a nice change - unfortunately for us, then the cabaret started. For some unknown reason, we had 4 gay guys doing their stuff on the stage which was about as appealing as watching paint dry. Ozzie meanwhile continued to try and drink Bangkok dry and moved rapidly through his drinks and poor Stogie had to join in the amazing race just to see who's head was going to hit the floor first. From what I could see as the race was progressing, this was one Stogie was clearly going to lose. Ozzie then invited Anna to drink 3 bottles of Heinekens one after another in rapid timing. I think he was quite impressed when she accomplished this admirably - It was quite funny though then seeing her dancing for the rest of the evening as the effects of the heinekens sank in. Jay by this time was knocking back tequilla's and invited most of the service staff to join her as well. Suffice to say, Jay is nursing a sore head today as she juggled between Tequila, Long Island Ice Tea's and back to Tequila.
Of course, being a busy night, the aircon sucked in Obsession and infact they probably decided to turn it off just so we sat there sweating and drinking more. 4 guys walked in and made some comments which I never picked up on and then all displayed looks of horror when Jay came over and sat on my lap - One motioned to his adams apple and mouthed, she is a bloke. Well strike me down I said, really, I had NO idea. Glad to see that the British youth are so well educated these days - luckily they decided to leave after a few minutes no doubt amazed at what they had learnt goes on in a ladyboy bar.
After a while we all decided at 1am to head over to KC3 as Jay wanted to see all the girls in their Loy Kratong outfits - the rest of us just wanted more drinks and to get into a bar where the aircon actually worked. So we hotfooted it over to Patpong and stumbled into KC3 just as the competition was coming to a close. KC3 was packed and the service was quick as always in there and the girls doing their normal hustling as only they seem to be able to do. I have to say the visual appearance of someone who had made up and hair styled for being in a beauty parade, somehow looked kinda naff when she then changed into a bikini yet her hair still looked like some kind of beehive kept in place by 3 aerosols of hairsprays and 2 jars of hair wax. The only thing of any note was when miss piggy came up and started talking to Jay - I kid you not there is a girl in KC3 who is the double of miss piggy - when we got back to the room, I showed Jay an internet pic of miss piggy and she burst out laughing and said "oh my god - yes they are the same"
We left Ozzie and Stogie continuing the wild drinking race in KC3 and I have no idea how they got home or even if they are home yet. Im sure more will be added that I may have overlooked by other assembled members of the crew out in Bangkok last night.
Cheers
Mardhi
( I am too tight to do the internet delivery thing ). This is pretty traumatic, as it is a major gathering point & social event for the Hippo's. Zero figured, fat, poorly dressed, badly made up, obnocious, typical western women! Feminity & good looks have long since departed the majority at this gathering place. LB's on the other hand are often well figured, well dressed, well made up generally nicer & without doubt generally better looking. They are alot further from being a bloke than the Hippo's !! 
must be a major trauma on its own!! 
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