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"Ode to a Greecian ... a Greecian .... "
Oh buttfuck
There once was a ladyboy Kiki
Whose dick was a little bit leaky.
She was rogered by scores
Who'd been turned down by whores,
And was finally screwed in her peepee. -
Fonk you very much, jeff69 ...
Dr.John, da 'nighttripper' gris-gris root doctor got afew jokes too ... so shot the fonk up you weiner
Deez do be industrial strength jockomo .. listen up...
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Two guys were standing at at KCIII drinking when a post-op waved from across the bar.
"Who is that babe?" one said to the other. "I'd sure like to get her spread out on my sheets."
"No you wouldn't," said the other. "She's hung like a doughnut."
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Q. What do ladyboys refer to hemorrhoids as?
A. Speed bumps
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Q. Why couldn't the ladyboy tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A. She got her finger caught in a dike!
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A guy walks into Casades ... once inside, he realizes it's a
ladyboy bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
So he sits down at the bar, and the bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?"
The guy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."
So the guy looks at the ladyboy sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey dollface, what's the name of your penis?"
The ladyboy to the left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."
The guy asks, "No shit ... Timex?"
The ladyboy proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the guy turns to the ladyboy on his right sipping on a fruity margarita,
"So, what do you call your penis?"
The ladyboy to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job 1", she then ads, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The guy says, "because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"
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A young ladyboy decides to "come out of the closet" and to tell her mother first;
so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained to Mum that she had realized she was trapped in a mans body.
Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, "You mean, you're a ladyboy?"
"Well...yes."
Still without looking up:
"Does that mean you suck men's penises?"
Caught off guard, the young ladyboy eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped:
"Don`t you EVER complain about my cooking again!"
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10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks
his babysitter is a ladyboy.
"Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.
Timmy replies, "Because her dick tasted like shit!"
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