Rimming

[dummy_plug]

Out of sheer curiosity, how many LBs do you think you've had in your time? I want to see how I'm tracking against you!

[rob69in]

(dummy_plug @ Jul. 07 2006,17:21) Out of sheer curiosity, how many LBs do you think you've had in your time? I want to see how I'm tracking against you!  

I have never really sat & worked this one out, i know its easily way in excess of a 1000 P4P LB / TS / GG world wide in that time. I have been heavily biased towards LB / TS over the last 15 years or so, so i suppose a rough guess would be 600+.

My "consumption" rate has slowed down as i have got older, but there were days in the LOS & Latin America I was shagging 6 different ones a day / night, before I turned 30. Altho looking back on my last Brazil trip, I was doing 2-3 GG's in the Termas in the afternoon, & 2-3 TS in the night. So my appertite is probably still there, its whether I can still manage physically! ( With a little help from Pfizer of course ). When you have a time limit at certain locations, you seem to aquire a real sense of urgency.

[Guest]

In my experience,there's a large number of guys who wants to be fucked,rimmed or fingered in the arse;but do not know how to "prepare" for it,hygienically speaking.

Who wants to rim a hairy arse with poo sticking on it?? ewwww !

[Guest]

(asian_ts_syd @ Jul. 08 2006,18:16) In my experience,there's a large number of guys who wants to be rimmed but do not know how to "prepare" for it,hygienically speaking. Who wants to rim arse with poo sticking on it?? ewwww !

Uh ... well ... the Japanese seem to have a way with this .... I've heard about a delicacy in Japan that involves a beautiful young lass first being colon cleansed, and then fed solely with only one type of food for one month (yams are the preferred delicacy). At the end of the month, the young miss is placed nude in the middle of the dining table, and defecates on the plates of each of the diners, who then proceed to gobble the platefuls down. The guest of honor has the first rimming (and last I suppose if he wants it)

[Bit Beefy]

(celcius @ Jul. 06 2006,12:59)

(rob69in @ Jul. 05 2006,20:47) I have never met an LB / TS / TV that did not enjoy being rimmed, sometimes they have been reluctant to rim me, but I can't imagine what disgusting unclean pigs they must come across on such a large customer base, which must put them off rimming nearly all farangs.

yeah especially when you take into account that most farangs get swamp ass from eating thai food!  

3days tops and my asss is running lol however i have a shaved crack so the girls love licking my ass.. Especially girls that know how to top properly... Then tend to lube you up that way lol

The fact that we have the runs should affect them rimming you as we are forced into the shower b4 they get anywhere near our asses, or have some of you dirty boys been having dirty unwashed sex?

[Bit Beefy]

(Bam @ Jul. 06 2006,20:42)

(rob69in @ Jul. 06 2006,13:57) the young lad "died" of embarrassment, the maids seemed un-ruffled by the whole affair, I suppose they have seen it all before.

I think we've all by now had an encounter with the stinky stuff...  

One of the ladyboys I was with got a little too excited and well.... ended up having an accident on the bed... a bad accident! Big load of crap... thank God I was in a short time hotel in Nana and not my hotel room.

She was so freaking out over it it was some funny shit to see. She first pulls the sheets off the bed and rolls them up like the maids not going to notice... I took a quick shower and got the fuck out of there before they would want me to pay for the sheets  

Ive not shat meself b4 however i have pulled out and been shat all over by a LB, thats why i shave all my pubes off now as i had carrots and sweetcorn hanging in the balance... the amusing thing is neither of us battered an eye lid... i burst out laughing, she got the wet wipes cleaned it up and off we popped

[BAM]

(Agent69 @ Jul. 09 2006,19:55) Uh ... well ... the Japanese seem to have a way with this .... I've heard about a delicacy in Japan that involves a beautiful young lass first being colon cleansed, and then fed solely with only one type of food for one month (yams are the preferred delicacy).  At the end of the month, the young miss is placed nude in the middle of the dining table, and defecates on the plates of each of the diners, who then proceed to gobble the platefuls down.  The guest of honor has the first rimming (and last I suppose if he wants it)

Study Reports Japanese Feces to Be More "Flavor Packed" Than Domestic May 2nd, 2003
In a study released Monday the helps explain the immense popularity of so-called "scat porn" in Japan, the Journal of the American Medical Association reports findings that indicate Japanese excrement to be "far tastier" than similar effluvium worldwide. The succulent "ass brownies" produced in Japan exceed those of American in not only flavor and consistency, but also texture and aroma.
"In a survey of over 600 consumers of human feces we found that a stunning 96% enjoyed Japanese 'brown-eye loaf' the best," offered Dr. Kurt Vale of JAMA. "This is compensating for regional preferences that tend towards locally produced 'stink-mud pies' and 'skunk burgers'. A trend was quickly established pointing towards Japan as the leading producer of consumer-quality shit. Of course we backed our non-scientific surveys up with hard research, running a number of tests on samples."

Head lab researched Doctor Albert Monroe was inititially skeptical that Japanese feces would prove empirically superior to American or German excrement.

"We ran a breakdown on the chemical composition first," explained Dr. Monroe. "The results showed high-quantities of fructose, cinnamon, ginger and unprocessed teriyaki. The sulfur content was approximately ten-percent lower in Japanese fecal matter than in competing 'colon cakes'. This composition is what lends Japanese 'butt delights' their unique spicy aroma and hearty taste. They truly arouse the palate as well as the deviant libido."

"We also ran them through a gas-spectrometer," continued Monroe. "We quickly discovered that these 'refried sushi rolls' were delightful, as capricious to the senses as a summer zephyr."

NY Times restaurant critic Lance Gardenia was brought in for a taste testing of the various regionally processed cuisines, rendering a final non-scientific but respected opinion on the subject.

"It all tasted like poop," moaned a physically ill Gardenia to reporters. "I must have gulped down about six-pounds of that shit and it all tasted like goddamn turds to me. Not that I had ever actually tasted crap before this, except at Fran硩s Le Baiser, where I swear the chef runs his crepes between his ass-cheeks a few times before serving. Zero golden spoons, all around."

[Bit Beefy]

u cant be serious

[rob69in]

I'm just not into pissing & shitting as part of the shagging deal, far too disgusting for a nice clean living bloke such as myself.

[Looker]

(Bam @ Jul. 13 2006,19:29) Study Reports Japanese Feces to Be More "Flavor Packed" Than Domestic  May 2nd, 2003
In a study released Monday the helps explain the immense popularity of so-called "scat porn" in Japan, the Journal of the American Medical Association reports findings that indicate Japanese excrement to be "far tastier" than similar effluvium worldwide. The succulent "ass brownies" produced in Japan exceed those of American in not only flavor and consistency, but also texture and aroma.
"In a survey of over 600 consumers of human feces we found that a stunning 96% enjoyed Japanese 'brown-eye loaf' the best," offered Dr. Kurt Vale of JAMA. "This is compensating for regional preferences that tend towards locally produced 'stink-mud pies' and 'skunk burgers'. A trend was quickly established pointing towards Japan as the leading producer of consumer-quality shit. Of course we backed our non-scientific surveys up with hard research, running a number of tests on samples."

Head lab researched Doctor Albert Monroe was inititially skeptical that Japanese feces would prove empirically superior to American or German excrement.

"We ran a breakdown on the chemical composition first," explained Dr. Monroe. "The results showed high-quantities of fructose, cinnamon, ginger and unprocessed teriyaki. The sulfur content was approximately ten-percent lower in Japanese fecal matter than in competing 'colon cakes'. This composition is what lends Japanese 'butt delights' their unique spicy aroma and hearty taste. They truly arouse the palate as well as the deviant libido."

"We also ran them through a gas-spectrometer," continued Monroe. "We quickly discovered that these 'refried sushi rolls' were delightful, as capricious to the senses as a summer zephyr."

NY Times restaurant critic Lance Gardenia was brought in for a taste testing of the various regionally processed cuisines, rendering a final non-scientific but respected opinion on the subject.

"It all tasted like poop," moaned a physically ill Gardenia to reporters. "I must have gulped down about six-pounds of that shit and it all tasted like goddamn turds to me. Not that I had ever actually tasted crap before this, except at Fran硩s Le Baiser, where I swear the chef runs his crepes between his ass-cheeks a few times before serving. Zero golden spoons, all around."

As usual Bam proved himself to be a real expert in the field
Yes..Japan..they are so advanced in everything

[Guest]

This reminds me of a rather stunning LB in Leeds who used to offer "Hard Sports" by prior arrangement.

I was clueless what this meant and so asked after our fun.

She said it was where a client wanted to be shat on.

She decided it wasn't for her (water sports was OK) and was going to withdraw the service from the website.

The lady was Mia as attached.

[Guest]

(rob69in @ Jul. 14 2006,14:29) I'm just not into pissing

well never know until you try.............


try getting your ladyboy to piss on your cock and then repay the favor...........

havent had one yet you doesnt like pissing on my cock after sex..........

it could be in the shower or in the basin..........

once i had  aladyboy in Phuket piss on my cock while i was washing my hands after a bit of FUN.........

what  a pisser!!!!!!!!!!!

rex.........

[Bit Beefy]

I Dont mind a bit of pissing... Shittin never done it but would love to jus so i could write about it on this forum

[BAM]

(Bit Beefy @ Jul. 15 2006,00:05) I Dont mind a bit of pissing... Shittin never done it but would love to jus so i could write about it on this forum  

Check out "Winnie the Pooh Girl" she charges only $25 to be shat on and all proceeds help a local Orphanage by a new TV for the kids.

http://theshithole.com/scat_winnie/page1.html

[Bit Beefy]

That is absolute quality I wana play lol