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I joined Monkeyman for a quiet beer in Pattaya couple of nights ago - he had just arrived on his second trip to Pattaya and I have to say I am getting concerned for his well being.
Firstly, we met up in the Cabaret beer bar complex at Soi 9 - all seemed OK at this stage - he was smiling and seemed happy enough ogling all the stunning creatures on the cabaret (and 3 were absolute delights) - however as he was only in town for a short time, I suggested we go and stroll down to Didi Bar in Soi 7. On the way to Didi bar, we lost his mate who started chatting to some other LB he spotted in a bar.
Once in Didi bar I explained who was who and some connections were made in his mind. All seemed good and the smile was getting bigger from our famous photographer. Nok came and chatted to me as she always does and Monkeyman was busy lusting after anything and everything with a cock in a dress including Benz, Rose and Bee. After about an hour of this, Monkeymans mate arrived again with a larger smile than we left him with. Between them they managed to intwine themselves into some impromptu massage while sat at the bar. By this time is was getting on for 1am and I suggested that we head down to Jenny Star Bar and see whats happening there. Monkeyman untangled himself from his maseuse and eventually his mate followed (we will call him "stary eyed" for the purposes of this report).
Keen to see what if anything was happening at closing up time outside Hi Boss we drove slowly down soi 6 only to see two LB's outside Hi Boss however as they were not cute, we did not stop and carried on down to Walking Street.
On arrival into Jenny Star Bar, Monkeymans grin grew even larger and I'm sure at one point I saw his tounge hit the bartop as he nursed his Chang beer. "Stary eyed" had already wandered off and was chatting to someone or another. fast forward about 2 hours of "my god", "Oh yes" "this is awesome", "I have died and gone to heaven", "This is the best bar - ever" and various other comments coming out from Monkeymans mouth and I decided in my wisdom to go and grab May from the little beer bar in Soi Happy and try and make the peace as we had a dispute the week before. Well in Soi Happy, May spotted me first and smacked a big wet kiss all over my mouth so I concluded, that the issue had been forgotten (or economics 101 was coming into play) and we eventually strolled back over to JSB once I managed to get my tounge back. By this stage Monkeyman was playing with his action man or should I say Gik/Kiki or whatever her name is who is so damn hot - this is the only LB I have ever drooled over and the knee length patent black boots coupled with her army fatigue jacket cunningly buttoned down to show her sweet tits of course made no impact on me - I was totally smitten by her intellect of course, infact she was reading some Shakespeare when I was introduced to her and did not even notice how damn hot she looked. Of course, Monkeyman HAD noticed and was all over her. Ironically she has also created a whole little army of look-a-like Giks all wearing the same style of army jacket - unfortunately none of the others come anywhere close to as stunning as she does but it made for a nice change.
I asked where "Stary Eyed" had got to and I recall some reply along the lines of "if you had this cutey in front of you, would you be looking out where your mate was" although I think it was a bit shorter and more succint than that. something along the line of "F**k knows and who cares" By this time it was getting on around 3am and I decided to head off with the delectable May if only to stop her biting off my ear as she was getting hornier and hornier as the drinks were flowing.
So I bid my farewells to Monkeyman - I think his last comment was something along the lines of "this place is unreal" - I wished him luck and he muttered something like "where is it I am staying" so I told him and he seemed to acknowledge it but who knows what has then transpired.
That was Three days ago and as I said at the outset, I am getting concerned for his well being. Not to mention "stary eyed" where abouts. I have no idea if they ever got back to their hotel or indeed if they are kept hostage by Gik in her room overlooking the 19th Hole on Walking Street. So if anyone spots two guys aimlessly walking around with their tounges hanging out and sniffing around LB bars - please do us all a favour and get them back on the bus to Bangkok - I think the excitement of the extreme city has made them lose their marbles and probably Monkeyman neglected to even bring his camera so he probably has little to show for this trip except a sore cock and a massive hangover. On the flip side, Mr Chang beer is very happy as I am sure Monkeyman has doubled this guys profits for the year.
Oh STOP PRESS - just had a communication from Monkeyman in last two minutes - he is safe and well (OK he is as well as he can be after 72 hours of non stop shagging) and wants to meet up for a beer later tonight - the message reads "need supplies,Chang beer, Condoms, KY,panadol and tell Dummy Plug there are pretty LB's in Pattaya - we have struck oil"
So there you have it, I'm sure Monkeyman will add his own recollections (if he can remember anything) once he escapes the war zone of Pattaya.
Cheers
Mardhi
Firstly, we met up in the Cabaret beer bar complex at Soi 9 - all seemed OK at this stage - he was smiling and seemed happy enough ogling all the stunning creatures on the cabaret (and 3 were absolute delights) - however as he was only in town for a short time, I suggested we go and stroll down to Didi Bar in Soi 7. On the way to Didi bar, we lost his mate who started chatting to some other LB he spotted in a bar.
Once in Didi bar I explained who was who and some connections were made in his mind. All seemed good and the smile was getting bigger from our famous photographer. Nok came and chatted to me as she always does and Monkeyman was busy lusting after anything and everything with a cock in a dress including Benz, Rose and Bee. After about an hour of this, Monkeymans mate arrived again with a larger smile than we left him with. Between them they managed to intwine themselves into some impromptu massage while sat at the bar. By this time is was getting on for 1am and I suggested that we head down to Jenny Star Bar and see whats happening there. Monkeyman untangled himself from his maseuse and eventually his mate followed (we will call him "stary eyed" for the purposes of this report).
Keen to see what if anything was happening at closing up time outside Hi Boss we drove slowly down soi 6 only to see two LB's outside Hi Boss however as they were not cute, we did not stop and carried on down to Walking Street.
On arrival into Jenny Star Bar, Monkeymans grin grew even larger and I'm sure at one point I saw his tounge hit the bartop as he nursed his Chang beer. "Stary eyed" had already wandered off and was chatting to someone or another. fast forward about 2 hours of "my god", "Oh yes" "this is awesome", "I have died and gone to heaven", "This is the best bar - ever" and various other comments coming out from Monkeymans mouth and I decided in my wisdom to go and grab May from the little beer bar in Soi Happy and try and make the peace as we had a dispute the week before. Well in Soi Happy, May spotted me first and smacked a big wet kiss all over my mouth so I concluded, that the issue had been forgotten (or economics 101 was coming into play) and we eventually strolled back over to JSB once I managed to get my tounge back. By this stage Monkeyman was playing with his action man or should I say Gik/Kiki or whatever her name is who is so damn hot - this is the only LB I have ever drooled over and the knee length patent black boots coupled with her army fatigue jacket cunningly buttoned down to show her sweet tits of course made no impact on me - I was totally smitten by her intellect of course, infact she was reading some Shakespeare when I was introduced to her and did not even notice how damn hot she looked. Of course, Monkeyman HAD noticed and was all over her. Ironically she has also created a whole little army of look-a-like Giks all wearing the same style of army jacket - unfortunately none of the others come anywhere close to as stunning as she does but it made for a nice change.
I asked where "Stary Eyed" had got to and I recall some reply along the lines of "if you had this cutey in front of you, would you be looking out where your mate was" although I think it was a bit shorter and more succint than that. something along the line of "F**k knows and who cares" By this time it was getting on around 3am and I decided to head off with the delectable May if only to stop her biting off my ear as she was getting hornier and hornier as the drinks were flowing.
So I bid my farewells to Monkeyman - I think his last comment was something along the lines of "this place is unreal" - I wished him luck and he muttered something like "where is it I am staying" so I told him and he seemed to acknowledge it but who knows what has then transpired.
That was Three days ago and as I said at the outset, I am getting concerned for his well being. Not to mention "stary eyed" where abouts. I have no idea if they ever got back to their hotel or indeed if they are kept hostage by Gik in her room overlooking the 19th Hole on Walking Street. So if anyone spots two guys aimlessly walking around with their tounges hanging out and sniffing around LB bars - please do us all a favour and get them back on the bus to Bangkok - I think the excitement of the extreme city has made them lose their marbles and probably Monkeyman neglected to even bring his camera so he probably has little to show for this trip except a sore cock and a massive hangover. On the flip side, Mr Chang beer is very happy as I am sure Monkeyman has doubled this guys profits for the year.
Oh STOP PRESS - just had a communication from Monkeyman in last two minutes - he is safe and well (OK he is as well as he can be after 72 hours of non stop shagging) and wants to meet up for a beer later tonight - the message reads "need supplies,Chang beer, Condoms, KY,panadol and tell Dummy Plug there are pretty LB's in Pattaya - we have struck oil"
So there you have it, I'm sure Monkeyman will add his own recollections (if he can remember anything) once he escapes the war zone of Pattaya.
Cheers
Mardhi
We're still not going back KL. Don't you dare backtrack on your hatred for Pattaya and everything it represents. I need to see more pictures and field reports to determine if Pattaya is worth its weight...
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